Author's Note: My second chapter of Twisted Worlds, my first Gintama story.
Warning: Foul language, chances of blood, chances of yaoi scenes in this story that may disturb people. If you don't like yaoi skip over it or simply don't read. For those who like yaoi and this pairing, please enjoy a review.
Pairing: Gintoki and Hijikata, with Hijikata as seme and Gintoki uke. Try reading it and see if you might like this.
Recap: Gintoki was sent to another world by a crazy machine and found in this world he is Hijikata's wife. But what happened to the real 'wife'? See it now in the chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gintama or its characters in any way. I could never come up with it; I'm only girl who is crazy about Gintama.
Chapter 2: Gintoki-san or Gitneki-chan?
To Shinpachi in the real world:
"Hugh, sometimes I mess that lazy bum… His goofy smile, his white natural perm, addiction of strawberry milk…WAIT a second! Why do I miss the bastard again?" He calmly thought about it and remembered.
Shinpachi ran to the fridge and yelled to Kagura, "Did we buy the strawberry milk! Gin-san is going to be- he isn't here…" he backed out the ice box feeling foolish.
"You miss him that much four eyes. ~" Kagura came in with a manly smirk holding a bunch of glass plates.
"Kagura, that face isn't lady-like now stop please." he sweat dropped.
"Ah shut up, you lame character! You miss him admit-I miss him so much!" as she dropped the plate and fell to her knees crying. "I'm sorry gram-gram I'm sorry!"(Author's Note: Spongebob affected me in so many ways.)
'Who on Earth is gram-gram? Is she talking about her family or Gin-san?' Shinpachi thought.
"Ahh! My foot my foot! Four-eyes my foot, pay attention! Four-eyes!" Kagura shriek and bounced on one foot holding her foot filled with shattered glass.
She changed foots for they both had glass in them. Blood gushed onto the floor, so much it went to the knee. Seeing it was him time to shine Shinpachi pulled out a vacuum from who knows where, and suck up all the blood. He carefully avoided getting kicked by Kagura as he set her down in a chair. Getting out a first aid kit he went to work on her foot as soon as possible. Dabbing a little ointment, some tweezers, gaze, and lollipop, and he was done. He whipped off the sweat from his forehead and sat down beside Kagura. He already cleaned up the glass and was tired to the bone. Oh well…
"Well now it is less noisy here without Gintoki. It so peaceful, so quiet. Too quiet. So quiet, it's irritating me that I miss him. I mean he didn't even give us our paycheck this month or 3 months before that!" Shinpachi gritted his teeth fire lighting up his eyes. Always talking about calcium… Away, did you finish blowing up the balloons Kagura?"
"Yep! This party is going to awesome! Finally something we can enjoy without the perm!" Kagura nodded.
"Let's see whose coming. Old woman, cat woman that looks like Lee from Naruto, Zura, Zura's pet thingy, my sister, Kondo, Hijikata, and Sougo."
A dark and heavy atmosphere surrounded Kagura when the last name was called. It went away after there was a knock on the door.
"I'll get it!" the two said in unison.
They rushed to door and pushed other out the way. They pulled hair, scratched and throw each other. Kagura, being the strongest, won by pounding the boy into the ground.
"Coming~" she said is the proper woman's voice.
After Kagura opened the door eye brows and the old woman entered, followed by Sougo and Hijikata. Hijikata let a puff of smoke enter his lungs. He sighed as he stepped aside as a black figure zoomed past him. Sougo's bazooka let off steam after its recent use.
"Bastard quit moving, I want to put you out of your mercy. Then again, it's better if I torture you first."
"Seriously! What on earth is with you shooting at me?" Hijikata yelled as a vein popped at his temple.
"I think the author of this story just like it. I couldn't agree more. Thank kami for such good understanding." Sougo reloaded the bazooka preparing to strike again.
"Wait!" I came in and handed something to Sougo. "Use this, it is has heat-seeking missiles in it." I looked towards everyone and waved then left like nothing even happened.
"The hell! Why give a sadist, I mean The King of Sadists heat-seeking missiles. Who on does that?"
Suddenly Kondo comes flying through the entrance with the left side of his face swollen.
"Otae-chan…spare…me…" Kondo breathe rasping.
"Tch, just don't touch me again," as Otae entered in.
"Big sister! What's up!" Kagura cheered as she high-fived the woman.
"Glad you could make it Otae. Did you have a nice walk here?" Shinpachi asked as he pushed up his glasses.
"Yes I have actually. I picked up groceries so I can cook.~"
A wind passed through everyone. Bowing their heads, their hair casting over their faces. The last thing they need was to end the hospital.
"I get it first," Kagura fisted pumped the air as she followed Otae in the kitchen.
'Such a brave child that girl is. Please Buddha keep her safe.' A scream exploded from the kitchen and out came an angry Otae with a small Kondo in her clutches. She threw gorilla towards the group. Lucky no one was injured, except Kondo, whose head was stuck in a wall. Hijikata hung his head in embarrassment. How many times will he need to be hit until he learn. Shinpachi ran on the stage-wait a stage! I thought you guys were frinkin' broke! Shinpachi look towards the small audience and spoke.
"Okay, we are to kick the party with so karaoke! You can have a solo or a group, just sing!" Everyone arranged in the groups, pairs, or whatever. Otose-san is first up-wait a new announcement came up. Looks like Catherine is first, singing I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred!
Catherine stepped and screamed in a manly voice:
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catw-ack!
"You suck, you can't sing it like him, get off the stage!" as Sougo pulled the cat thing off the stage.
Okay next is Kagura singing iyiyi by Cody Simpson:
Cody Simpson, yeah
Who dat, who dat, you think always missing you Sh-shawty who Every moment that is stolen, it can never be replaced Oh baby whenever I'm gone, I'm wishing I was back home So girl, what I gotta do to make you see Every minute, every second, every hour of the day Every moment that is stolen, it can never be replaced Ooh, so girl, what I gotta do to make you see Every minute, every second, every hour of the day Every moment that is stolen, it can never be replaced Lil mama, ain't nobody else, I need you girl I don't wanna be your distant man Every minute, every second, every hour of the day Every moment that is stolen, it can never be replaced Oh, yeah
I-I-I cannot get enough of kissing you
I don't cry-y-y, ok I she'd a tear, or two
On the gri-i-ind, yeah, but girl ain't no forgetting you, cuz
Cody Simpson, y-yeah
Every minute, every second, every hour of the day
Iyiyi
Every hour of the day
Iyiyi
Everytime that I'm away
Iyiyi
Missing you, missing you
Iyiyi
Even if it's for a day
Iyiyi
I'm a text you up to say
Iyiyi
Missing you, missing you
I can feel your heart when we're apart
Girl I'm on my way, trust every word I say
I can't wait to see your face
And when I said goodbye, I saw the tears in your eyes as you started to cry
I took your hand, and promised I'll be right back
Girl I'm coming right back to see you smile
I mean what I say to you
I'll send you a picture, let you know I miss ya
Girl send me a kiss, I can't wait to see ya
Iyiyi
Every hour of the day
Iyiyi
Everytime that I'm away
Iyiyi
Missing you, missing you
Iyiyi
Even if it's for a day
Iyiyi
I'm a text you up to say
Iyiyi
Missing you, missing you
Remember when we first met, I had to tell you that
I couldn't live without your love
Baby I must confess, we were the perfect match
You we're a gift sent from above
When you're thinking about me, text 1-4-3
That means I love you girl
I'll be your,
Everything you know you need
Oh baby, let your heart take the lead
I mean what I say to you
I'll send you a picture, let you know I miss ya
Girl send me a kiss, I can't wait to see ya
Iyiyi
Every hour of the day
Iyiyi
Everytime that I'm away
Iyiyi
Missing you, missing you
Iyiyi
Even if it's for a day
Iyiyi
I'm a text you up to say
Iyiyi
Missing you, missing you
I-I-I got intentions just to please you girl
And I try-y-y, lady that's what you deserve
Superfly-y-y be more precious than a pearl
I can't li-i-ie, pictures in my living room
When I ri-i-ide, dashboard, digital
To the sky-y-y, so thankful that you're in my world
Do or di-i-ie, baby, I ain't kidding you
Tellin me I don't do enough for plans
I really can't afford to let it hit the fan
Girl, every minute I wanna hold your hand
Ain't no limit to the words I'm saying
I don't wanna rock with a brand new band
Just you, lil mama, that's grand
I've been all over the land, and
Iyiyi
Every hour of the day
Iyiyi
Everytime that I'm away
Iyiyi
Missing you, missing you
Iyiyi
Even if it's for a day
Iyiyi
I'm a text you up to say
Iyiyi
Missing you, missing you
I'm missing you
A cheer ran through the room as she finished. She bowed as left the stage. Next is Kondo, Hijikata, and Sougo singing Bleed It Out by Linkin Park.
Yeah here we go for the hundred time
Hand grenade pins in every line
Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my fucking mindFilthy mouth, no excuse
Find a new place to hang this noose
String me up from atop these roofs
Knot it tight so I won't get looseTruth is you can stop and stare
Run myself out and no one cares
Dug a trench out, laid down there
With a shovel up out of reach somewhereYeah someone pour it in
Make it a dirt dance floor again
Say your prayers and stomp it out
When they bring that chorus inI bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
Just to throw it away, just to throw it awayI bleed it out, go, stop the show
Choppy words in a sloppy flow
Shotgun, I pull, lock and load
Cock it back and then watch it goMama help me I've been cursed
Death is rolling in every verse
Candy paint on his brand new Hearse
Can't contain him he knows he worksFuck this hurts, I won?t lie
Doesn't matter how hard I try
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Half the words don't mean a thing
And I know that I won't be satisfiedSo why try ignoring him?
Make it a dirt dance floor again
Say your prayers and stomp it out
When they bring that chorus inI bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
Just to throw it away, just to throw it awayI bleed it out
I've opened up these skies
I'll make you face this
I pulled myself so far
I'll make you face this nowI bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
Just to throw it away, just to throw it awayI bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
Just to throw it away, just to throw it awayI bleed it out
I bleed it out
I bleed it out
Roars of approval sounded. Kondo and Otae walked to the stage. They would be sing Pyramid by Charice.
Shawty's love is like a pyramid
We stand together 'til the very end
There'll never be another love for sure
Iyaz and Charice let we goStones
Heavy like the love you've shown
Solid as the ground we've known
And I just wanna carry onWe took it from the bottom up
And even in a desert storm
Sturdy as a rock, we hold
Wishing every moment frozeNow I just wanna let you know
Earthquakes can't shake us
Cyclones can't break us
Hurricanes can't take away our lovePyramid, we built this on a solid rock
It feels just like it's heaven's touch
Together at the top-
"I can't sing this anymore," Otae threw away her mic.
"Wh-," Kondo was silenced.
"I don't like this song…" she stomped off the stage and left. "Goodbye…"
Kondo got off the stage as well feeling heart broken. Next is Elizabeth and Zura.
"It's not Zura, it's Kazura…"
"Kazura!" Sougo pulled out his bazooka and fired.
"Goodbye friends!" as he ran out into the city.
Sougo rushed after him at full speed. Hijikata let him go. He had no reason. Sougo will handle it. Turning to the crowd he bowed his apologizes. A crash startled everyone and they turned to the source. Gasps of surprise ranged as the intruder stood up. This intruder had white hair.
"Gin-san? Is that you?"
"What? My name Gitneki…"
Author's Note: Another long chapter. It was like that because the songs were added, but on well. Review please, or else no more chapters.