Wow. I'm sorry for all the hyphens! I counted them all and there were 68 of them, give or take a few, in the second chapter. I was reading it over and I didn't realize I had that many. Sorry if they annoyed you

Anyway, I'm gonna start off the holidays with none other than... Christmas! I'm starting with that cuz it's my favorite holiday. Then, I'll have Christmas Day, New year's eve, new years day, and so on. So, I'll go through the year in the order of the holidays' dates. So here we go!

What to expect in this chapter (AKA spoilers): fires, Vexen raps, cookie baking, and Christmas wishes. Teehee

Christmas Eve

"Damn, it's fricking freezing in here!" Xaldin bitched as he shoved a fuzzy pink winter hat on his bald head. "Maybe I wouldn't be cold if I didn't have to shave my head," he continued as he glared at Xigbar with his squinty-eyed-trying-way-too-hard-to-look-intimidating-death-glare (TM) again which only made the old man burst out laughing.

"Never try that again when you're wearing Marluxia's hat," Xigbar said, wiping a tear from his eye (the one without the eyepatch) and laughing still.

"What, someone's wearing my hat?" Marluxia said as he spun around, his attention brought to it from the mentioning of his name. "Give me that back, Lumphead!" the pink-haired-flower-obsessed-pansy-man snarled as he snatched the hat off of Xaldin. "You'll crush the flower on it..." Marluxia whined. "And besides, I'm wearing the matching scarf and gloves," he pointed out as he gestured to the fuzzy pink, flowery scarf and gloves he was wearing.

"Fine then! I hate you all! Axel!" Xaldin called to the pyro that was currently trying to put up their Christmas tree. "Get your ass over here and light the fireplace!" Xaldin yelled angrily.

"NO! We can't do that! I just swept the chimney for Santa! We can't have him getting all dirty!" Demyx pouted.

"You still believe in Santa?" Larxene jeered. "You're more of a baby than I thought!"

"I hope that Santa doesn't give you anything bitch!" Demyx said angrily.

"Oh! You want a piece of me? Huh huh? Do ya?" Larxene said as she brandished her spork again. "Prepare to have a can of whoop-ass opened up on your... ass!"

"Will you two just shut up? I can't concentrate when you guys are fighting!" Xemnas yelled from the kitchen as he was trying to read recipes and make sure they had everything to make their Christmas feast.

"Yeah, well she started it," Demyx started yelling at Larxene again.

"Ok, you know what? You guys can cook your own dinner!" Xemnas yelled as he ran up to his room to sulk in his tanning bed some more.

"He's gonna get skin cancer," Larxene said as she grimaced and wrinkled her nose.

"What the-" Axel mumbled as he was trying to hook the Christmas tree branches into the slots on the tree post thing. "Damn it! I knew we should've bought a real tree! But NO, our master Mansex is a cheapass..." He said as he almost snapped the branch he was forcing into the hole. "DAMN! Fricking tree!" Axel said, starting to get REALLY mad. Just then there was a loud FWOOSH sound, a yell, and the scent of burning artificial pine needles.

"OH MY GOD!" Demyx yelled as he watched the half-put-up Christmas tree burst into flames.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared blankly at the ball of fire in the middle of the room that used to be their Christmas tree.

"Ahhh... warmth," Xaldin said as he scurried over to the flaming tree and held out his hands to warm himself up.

"Pretty light..." Lexaeus said slowly as he stared drooling at the sight. "I want to touch it..." He said as he slowly moved forward, his gaze fixated on the fire, his eyes wide, looking much like a bug flying into a bug-zapper. "OUCHIE!...that...owie me," the big muscley-man yelled after he pulled his hand from the flame. "Oooooo...whats that..." the big galute said as something shiny caught his attention.

"Silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright..." Xigbar started singing, lighting his lighter and waving it back and forth above his head, his body swaying, as he stared at the flaming Christmas tree.

"Damn you, Axel!" Demyx said. "You ruined Christmas! We don't have a tree anymore!"

"Well, boo-friggin-hoo," Axel said, happy he didn't have to continue putting up the tree anymore.

"I'll go get us a Christmas tree!" said Marluxia as he ran off somewhere.

"I guess I'll go cook the meal since Xemnas ran off to his tanning bed, and none of you are even going to offer to cook," Larxene said sighing.

"Oh, I guess I'll put out the fire," Axel said, forgetting about the blazing fire still burning strong. He went and found a fire extinguisher and put the fire out.

"...hehe...me play... music.." Lexaeus mumbled going over to turn on their CD player. "ON!" he yelled at the player. Nothing happened. "... (makes gurgling noises)...I says ON!" he said as he started jabbing the buttons on the CD player too hard, pounding it into pieces.

"Way to go you assfaced little shit! Now we don't have any music either!" Larxene said, walking out of the kitchen, holding a pot of... something that was bubbling as she was stirring it.

"Don't worry, homeslices, Vex-dog is in da howse!" Vexen said as he pulled out a microphone and started rapping. "...Uh, uh, uh.. yo it's Christmas here, spread yo cheer, the tree caught fire, by a red-headed liar, our cd player broke, by a dumbass bloke, Larxene's cookin up something vile, we'll probably be dead in a little while, Demyx is singin Christmas songs, Lexaeus is eating all my Ding Dongs, Xemnas is killing himself with artificial sun, Zexion looks so scared oh he's starting to run, Marluxia is finding a substitute tree, Roxas ain't here everyone can see, Xaldin's hitting Axel for putting out the flame, and poor Axel is crouching whimpering in pain, Xigbar is cracking up on the floor, Saix just came in through that door, he's looking at us all like we're really dumb, lighten up Saix we just having some fun!" Vexen then started beat-boxing into the microphone. "Buh, buhcheek, buh buh chi..."

"Oh yeah. Christmas is ruined," Demyx said as he put his face in his hands.

"Yooo hoo! Lookie what's here!" Marluxia said as he walked in with their substitute Christmas tree. "I was gonna put it up in my room, but since we need a tree, here it is!" he put the miniature, pink, rose-adorned artificial Christmas tree in the middle of the room and grabbed the burnt one and threw it out the 3rd story window.

A quiet "Ow my leg" was heard from outside.

"That's better!" Marluxia said proudly, ignoring the person outside and admiring his handiwork.

"Ok, guys dinner's done!" Larxene yelled from the dining room area. The table was set and a bowl of bubbling liquid was set on the table in front of each of their chairs.

"What the hell is this?" Axel said, looking at the thick bubbling goo with disgust as he scooped some on his spoon and tilted his spoon to let it run off, but instead the goo stuck to the spoon.

"It's an old family recipe!" Larxene said proudly as she stuffed her mouth with it.

Everyone scraped their goo out of their bowls and into their robe pockets.

"Mmmmmmm... ok now that we're all done eating let's make some cookies for Santa," Demyx said happily as he ran into the kitchen, pouring bags of sugar into a mixing bowl. "I have to make them and write my letter to him quick though! We have to be in bed before Santa comes!"

"Well, I'm going to go crawl into my nice warm bed. And plus, I've been around you freaks long enough for today," Xaldin sneered as he headed toward his room.

An hour later, after Demyx burned his first 3 batches of cookies and caught the oven on fire, nearly burning Castle Oblivion down to the ground, he finally had a batch of unburnt cookies and put them on a plate for Santa. "Ok, everyone! It's time to write Santa our note and tell him what we want!" Demyx said happily as he sat down at the head of the table to start writing the note. Everyone else grudgingly sat down at their places at the table.

Dear Santa,

Hi! How are you! I really really really really really really want some new strings for my sitar. Axel broke mine. That bastard. Don't give him anything! Or Larxene! She's a bitch, but you probably already know that by now.

Love always,

Demyx

He slid the paper down to Larxene who added her note.

Dear Fat-Jolly-Man-Who-I-Don't-Believe-Exists,

Demyx is such a baby. He still believes you exist. Well, if you want me to believe you exist, then give me a case of sporks.

Then, maybe, just maybe, I'll believe you exist.

-Larxene

Next was Zexion.

Dear Santa,

Please, shove a bottle of pills down my throat while I'm sleeping. I want to overdose in peace and get away from these people. Or, you can give me a ticket to go to that darkness beach place. I've always liked it there- it's dark, quiet, and lonely, like me.

Your favorite moody, blue haired friend, (No, not Eeyore)

-Zexion

He passed it off to Axel.

Dear Santa,

I just want my friend Roxas to come home. He was supposed to be here by now. I hope he's alright.

-Axel

Axel then slid the paper down to Vexen.

Yo! Ma homie!

Wats up? I'm a'ight. Can you hook me up with a new stereo? I blew out my speakers from crankin up the volume too much.

Catch ya lata! Peace

-Vexen

Marluxia was the one that got the note next.

Dear Santa,

I would just love to have a new bedding set. My old ones are getting a tad shabby. I would prefer pink blankets with a rose pattern.

-Marluxia

By the way, have you ever considered trading in your red suit for a pink one? Pink has a very good slimming effect. Not that you need it.

Next was Luxord.

Dear Santa,

I'd like a new earring. This one I won off someone, thinking it was real. Instead, it turned out to be a cheap dollar store one and it has turned my ear green.

-Luxord

Xigbar was next in line.

Dear Santa,

I'd like a new robe. Larxene's nasty soup has hardened in my pockets and is letting off a putrid smell. It is very uncomfortable.

-Xigbar

Next was Saix.

Dear Santa,

I want a Playstation 2. That way I'll have something to do when these imbeciles are trying to find something to do and I can get away from them.

-Saix

Lexaeus was last. Since he was such a big goof and didn't have a clue as to what they were doing, he just scribbled little marks all over and grinned to himself. "Hehe... pretty..." he mumbled.

"Ok, now everybody go to bed! Santa's gonna be coming soon!" Demyx said squealing with delight and trying not to wet himself from the excitement.

And now, a little dialogue from the organization after they read through my story:

Axel: (Bitch slaps Demyx) I didn't ruin Christmas you moron!

Demyx: Uhh... dance water dance!

Larxene: This is the Christmas episode Demyx

Demyx: Oh yeah, I mean, fall snow fall!

Lexaeus: (reads story) Why do you make me seem like such a complete and udder idiot in your story?

Me: ...You can read? And form a sentence?

Lexaeus: I hate you all!

Xaldin: Hey that's my line!

Xigbar: Shut up, Lumphead!

Xaldin: Yeah, and another thing, Miss Author Lady, my head isn't THAT lumpy

Me: Have you looked in a mirror lately?

Xemnas: And I do not sulk in my tanning bed! And why did you refer to me as mansex...?

Me: Oh shut up. Everyone knows you have an obsession to those bulbs in the tanning beds. And (giggles) you have to ask me why I call you that? (has laughing attack and falls out of fun spinny computer chair)

---a few minutes later---

Me: Phew, that was a good one, mansex! (wipes tears from eyes and gets back up into chair to type this)

Xemnas: Stop calling me that! (runs off to tanning bed)

Me: AHA! Your going to your tanning bed again aren't you? (Points finger accusedly at xemnas and smirks)

Everyone stares at me.

Me: What the hellare all you looking at? Now I commandeth you to all to go to bed! Or else Santa won't come

Demyx: You heard her! Now move it people!

Author's note: ahahaha.and the chapters keep getting longer.I hope you liked it. I don't think it was as funny as the 2nd chapter though... anyway, review! just press that little purple button down there. I know you can. Oh! and I got the 'mansex' thingfrom somebody's profile, I forget who's but they said that if you unscramble Xemnas you get mansex and I thought it was hilarious. So whoever that was, that's where I got it. And I got the "can of whoop-ass" thing from the movie "The Waterboy" starring Adam Sandler. Oh and I have a quote from the movie "Finding Nemo". The "I want to touch it" is from when Marlin and Dory were staring at the light, like how Lexaeus was. And the "ow my leg" was taken from Spongebob Squarepants- cuz there is this random guy that always yells that. Ok sorry for the long rambling, but I gotta give the credit to those people!