A Story of All Things Random

by PopItLikeAPopTart

I'm sure here on fanfiction we can relate to having an extremely random mind. So basically, this is a random collection of little stories I thought of one day for whatever reason. No bias! There's plenty of making fun of every character! All humor!

3. Canadian

"Hey Edward, can we go up to Canada for awhile?" Bella asked one day.

"Sure my love, whatever you wish." Edward purred, completely absorbed into Bella's 'beauty'.

Emmett then came up, "But how are you going to talk to the Canadian people? You don't speak Canadian."

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Shortest story ever, I know.

Now you may be wondering "Who thinks that Candian is a language?"

Answer: my friend. 0_0 -rolls eyes-

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