Okay so i forgot to tell you guys that i will be switch POV's often, im sorry for the confusion when i do this, its just that it being an open mic night i want most the characters to have main points, also I'm not putting lyrics so ill just uhh kinda put the song name down.. and search it up.. so yeah.. why don't we get started, this whole chapter is written in Dirk's POV, also i warn you JAKEDIRK ! FYI To play songs, highlight the link thingy and left click, copy it or search it, and it then song should be the first thing that shows up.


Chapter 2:

Your name is Dirk Strider, and you are drinking a coffee as you wait for the rest of your crew. As of now you guys are trying decide who has to go up on stage first, your all to chicken and too tense.

"How about we draw straws?" Rose suggested, and everyone nodded. She went to ask for 20 straws and scissors. She came back and started cutting each straw individually making them shorter and shorter each time. She stuck the straws in her and shuffled them around.

"One at a time guys." she stated but that didn't help, everyone piled around her pulling a straw some sighing some groaning, but you, Dirk Strider stare at your straw in awe. it was as half the size of pinky, and you just smile.

"Shucks Dirk guess you go first." said walking over to you holding his straw, which wasnt cut at all, He got the longest one.

"Guess i did, but that's not a problem. " You winked at him and downed the rest of your coffee. Walking to the stage, you stepped up the stairs and started searching for the song you wanted.

"Hell Yes." You whispered when you say the perfect one. "Pon Pon Pon" by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, you had sung this all week and knew the lyrics by heart.

You grabbed the mic from the stand and cleared your throat.

"Be ready to be awed." is all you said before the song came on and you swayed and danced around like an idiot to the beat

((A/N cue Song here. If you care... You know.. watch?v=Mwg1sEzX7pU ))

Claps, whistles, and howls, yes howls, could be heard from everywhere. Even people you didn't know were cheering. You wiped the sweat from your forehead and took a bow.

"Thanks Guys!" you yell over the crowed as you walk down the stairs and wave. You, Dirk Strider are in a good mood, and you in a good mood means that your up to some awesome pranks.

You smirk and walk to your table all alone and think about what you're gonna pull. You notice your brother is drinking his normal, apple juice and it comes to you.

You run to the café's kitchen, you 100% sure you cant do this but you're going to any ways. You grab a cup and pray to god they have a jug of OJ in their fridge.

"Yes!" You whisper trying to be unseen and pull out the jug, pouring OJ into the cup identical to the one your brother already has.
Flash stepping out of the kitchen you stand beside Dave.

"Need a re-fill on that Apple Juice dude?" You asked placing the cup in from of him, it wasn't clear thank god, and Dave never paid attention to anything when it came to his AJ.

His little brother took a swig of the liquid and his face just twisted up, next thing you know the Orange Fluid is all over Karkat and you chuckling knowing you have gotten exactly what you wanted.

"DIRK! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" Dave screeched wiping his tongue off, as the angry cancer was shouting many colorful words at him. Jake came over to your corner.

"I'm guessing you're in a good mood." he said leaning up against you, putting his head on your shoulder.

"I guess you could say that." you replied leaning your head on his trying to get comfortable.

"You sure had quiet the performance up their, I was surprised to hear you sing another language." You smile at his comment, placing your hand on his.

"It was fun, and i did need to get the song out of my head, it was getting kind of annoying having it replay over and over in my mind." He squeezes your hand and intertwines your fingers.

"I love you Jake, you know that right." You say shutting your eyes

"I lo-" His soft tone was over barred with a sharp shrilling one.

"GOG DAMMIT! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STRIDERS SO FUCKING A LIKE!" Karkat stomped passed to the wash room. leaving you to roll your eyes.

"Look! Rose's Next! We have to watch!" Jake exclaimed pulling you up and across the room sitting down at your table, You Dirk Strider have been Jake Blocked again, but this time you're not giving up, not yet.

((A/N Cue Rose's Song here.. if ya care... watch?v=ifTltUfukpE ))

As Your Little sister Starts singing, you can't quiet name the song, after a while you start realising its an original song. You tap your foot smiling impressed with her, but that doesn't stop your moves on Jake.

Putting your hand on his bare leg, and you feel him jump a little at your cold hand. risking it a little more you run your hand back and forth on his leg.

You feel him shudder as your hand runs past his groin, You start just palming the crotch of his khaki shorts. You can tell he is struggling to sit up after you do this for a while, you both didn't even notice your gang go to eat.

"S-stop Dirk." he says huskily as you slowly pull your hand away and you swear you her him whine, but you brush it off and walk away to go eat. You notice in the corner of your eye he ran to the bathroom and you laugh.

No one can Jake Block you, not even Jake himself.


hehe.. Thats 2 singer down, and i have Janey's song picked :D and yeah... and Karkat's..And Roxy's.. yeah soo.. that was my attempt at JakeDirk.. you know fluff.. ans that ^/^ god.. i feel likea dork now! I need song suggestions! :D You'd be wonderful if you guys do that .!