I do not own it. Period. End of story.
Announcer: Welcome back!!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!
FW: Let it be known that the only reason I am back on this show is because I was bribed by the prospect of winning Gasman's Transformers cars.
Gazzy: What how'd you get those? Iggy, you'd better win.
Announcer: Ella
Flock: WHAT?
Ella: A couple prizes for a date with Iggy. What's the big deal?
Announcer: Ella will be today's announcer.
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ella: Right on!!! This is how it works:
FW: We know how to play!
Ella: I'm just reading the index card! I will ask a question, and our three choice masters will each come up with a choice for our answer-masters to pick. The answer-masters each pick an answer, and the choice-master whose answer was picked the most gets a point. The choice-master with the most points gets our special prize.
Crowd: Ooooh...
FW: Is the crowd computerized? Like, you know the sounds?
Crowd: No!-random people shout random words to that effect-
FW: Whatever.
Ella: The choice-masters are Iggy and FW!!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Ella: Your answer-masters are Max! Fang!
Random Fan: Sexy!!!!
Max:-runs toward fan-
FW: The bulletproof glass is still there.
Max:-skids to a stop, inches from the glass-You're mean.
FW: You want to get sued?
Max: No
FW: Then you should thank me.
Ella: Nudge! The Gasman! And ANGEL!!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ella: First question: Max describes Angel as having six parts. What are those parts?
Iggy: Ummm...one part creepy mind reader, one part creepy mind controller, two parts fish, one part bird, and one part human?
FW: Two parts cute blonde cherub, two parts evil demon, and two pars indescribable but even scarier.
Angel: A. Max would never say B
Max:-whispers-B
Angel: WHAT?????????-eyes turn red and hair bursts into flame-YOU LIE!!!!!!!!
FW: Calm down and I'll give you a...TEDDY BEAR!-pulls out teddy bear-
Angel:-calms down, eyes turn back to blue, and hair turns blonde-Ooooh. Pretty! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
FW: -gives her teddy bear-Well, she is a shape-shifter.
Fang:-hands sheet of paper to Ella-
Nudge:-hands sheet of paper to Ella-
Gasman: -hands sheet of paper to Ella-
Ella: They all voted B because they heard Max say it softly and they themselves would never say that about you. That's a point for FW.
FW: I knew there was a reason those cue cards magically appeared.
Jeb: Could it be the fact that you just published a story involving cue cards so that-is suddenly cut off by a hand appearing over his mouth-
Omega:-pulls off ninja mask-I have come to your aid my princess!
FW: The person you're looking for is ThePlotTwistOwnah. (Just made that up) She's on soundstage five with the Harry Potter characters playing Family Feud. (Own neither of those, and I did not steal the Harry Potter family feud idea)
Omega: Oh. It's the mastah/ownah thing. Sorry!
FW: Happens all the time. No problem. BTW, can you tell her that she needs to change her screen name, because I had mine first?
Omega: Whatever...-walks off set-
-5 seconds later-
ThePlotTwistOwnah: I hate you!!! Thanks to you, Harry Potter answered the last question right, and now I have a ton of angry Death Eaters after me!! Voldemort wants to make me his eighth horcrux!! I'm not horcrux material!!!
FW: Sorry! I can have them distracted in three seconds, and rewrite the ending on that fanfic, if you want.
ThePlotTwistOwnah: You have a laptop? Scoot over!
-the two fanfiction authoresses work on stories side by side for a minute-
FW and ThePlotTwistOwnah: Done!
FW: See ya! Read my stories!
ThePlotTwistOwnah: You read mine too!
Ella: Um...next question: You are stranded on a desert island with gunpowder and a match. How to escape?
Iggy: Make bombs!!!-laughs manically-
FW: Fly away.
Ella: No duh. FW gets the point. Iggy, try to concentrate. I want to go on a nice date, without the boy being insane. OKAY????????
Iggy: Ma'am yes Ma'am!
Ella: Good private!
FW: This ain't boot camp
Ella: SHUT UP! You will speak when spoken to, maggot!
FW: My butt.
Ella: What?
FW: Get on with the show.
Ella: Fine. What is Max thinking right now?
Iggy: I'm in love with Fang
FW: I hate Dr. Amazing, the red-haired wonder, that stupid random fan, and anyone who is in love with Fang excluding myself. And anyone Fang is in love with excluding myself.
Angel: She's thinking B
Max: Angel?
Angel: It's true!
Max: B...
Fang: Really?
Max: Yep.
Fang: I was just using them to get you jealous!
Max: Really?
Angel: No
Fang: Angel!
Ella: FW gets the point because Angel saw what Max is thinking
Iggy:-glares at Angel-
Angel:-smiles sweetly-
Ella: FW WINS!!!! AGAIN!!!! Iggy, pick me up at seven. Wear the tux that Nudge just got you, and I want to be picked up in a white electric limo! DID YOU GET THAT PRIVATE!
Iggy: Ma'am yes ma'am!
FW: Can I have my Transformer cars now?
Gasman: No! They're my cars! Mine!
FW: Too bad, loser!!
Gasman:-starts crying-
Ella: And tune in next time for FW to take on Nudge!!!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!!!!