I forgot what I was going to say.

I DON'T OWN ANYTHING FROM NARUTO!! …OR LITTLE DEBBIE! D:

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SASUKE'S POV:

Tora's parents didn't seem to notice… or care that anything un-normal had happened. (A/N: Seeryussly… Ai no haw 2 spel. lawl.) She just grabbed some unhealthy looking little pastry called a Little Debbie snack. It didn't look very appetizing to him, but it was really his problem. He was currently following her out the door, staring at the backpack she was currently moving to the other shoulder.

"Those have two straps for a reason." He pointed out.

She threw a glare over her shoulder. "Don't nag me, you're like those adult things. Adults suck. Why are you following me anyway? You're not in my head, you're not stuck with me!"

"Do I have anywhere else to go?" The trip to… the middle of nowhere was silent the rest of the way.

TORA'S POV:

Now they were at her usual tree. This was an awesomeness tree. She climbed up to her usual branch in the usual way, but when she peered down she saw that the Uchiha was scowling at her. Not her, the way she'd climbed. "You try it, then!" she snapped, making a face at him.

Without a word, Sasuke walked up the tree and stood upside down underneath the branch she was sitting on. Tora sighed, realizing her mistake. "Stupid ninja." She muttered and began to pout. When the boy did not react to her, just looked down/up at her, she pulled out her string activities. When he still did not react, she began to weave. And as she began to weave, she began to sing.

After a few minutes of weaving she looked down again. Uchiha Sasuke was still watching her, but now all the blood had rushed to his head. They both knew it, and so Sasuke repositioned himself, walking down to where on the other side of the branch, Tora's feet were—and then walked himself right-side-up. He hesitated, and Tora guessed he was dizzy now. This had happened to her before, except she sorta lost control of her muscles and fell into a wall… and slid down… So she wondered how Sasuke remained straight.

"What are you making?" he was staring down at the yards of new cloth she had made.

"I dunno. Nuthin really." She casually muttered.

This seemed to bore him and after telling her it was a waste of yarn, poofed to the ground, walked over to the base of the tree and crouched down, staring at the ground. This intrigued Tora.

"HEYYYYY!! SAAAASUKE!! WHAAAAT AAAARE YOOOOU DOOOING!?" she screamed down at him.

"Shut up. You're only ten feet away." He murmured, not looking up. He stood up and moved to the next tree, but this time he started picking some stuff up off the ground and examined them.

"…HEYYYYY!! SAAAAASUKE!! WHAAAAT AAAARE YOOOOU DOOOING!?" she screamed again.

"What did I just say?"

She smiled innocently at him. "Well, four feet ago you said that I was only ten feet away.

"You're almost as bad as Naruto…" he said to himself in Japanese. He didn't know when he'd learned English, but he was glad he remembered his native tongue. "That doesn't mean just because I'm fourteen feet away now you can yell."

"OH THAT'S RIGHT! You're a ninja! You have good hearing!" She grinned then whispered," …Heyyy…Sasuke…What are… you…doing?"

He sighed. "Show you later. When are we leaving?"

"I'm ready now," Tora mewled and climbed down the tree with her backpack, and even though he refused, led Sasuke to her house again.

SASUKE'S POV:

Tora was back in school now, and he was in her room. She practically lived in her room, from the looks of it. It was a fairly small room, with a large bed. It took up almost half of the room, and her bookshelves were full of manga and little bit of anime. (He'd later find out that she got most of hers off the internet.) On her desk was a lot of drawings and some unfinished homework was thrown to the side. Her dresser was empty on the inside, but on top of it there was a coffee maker, whatever that was, (It was sitting on the box and that's how he knew) a lot of ramen and a glass of REALLY old water. There was some rubbery looking fungus on it. (A/N: Not that I would know what happens when you leave a glass of water out for a few months…)

Sasuke pushed the coffee maker thing off to the side, and after about a half an hour of studying the box and the papers he found inside it he felt confident that he could use it. Oh, and he also knew what it was for now.

He walked out of her room and into the basement. Then, just out of curiosity he turned and knocked on her bedroom walls. They were fake. She lived in the basement. He recoiled at the thought of living in a dirty basement. It was bad enough that she kept all her clothes on the floor, and her room was sooo dirty, but…

He shook it off and continued to the corner of the basement where there was a mirror, a sink and a toilet. Not even any walls. It was so disgusting! It smelled nasty too. Sasuke briefly wondered if she ever cleaned anything—probably not. He forced the knob on the sink open and water came pouring out.

Not…on…my life. The water seemed clear enough but smelled bad and had a slightly greenish tint, which was enough to drive Sasuke to shut the valve and go back to Tora's room.

Once there he started going through her drawers to find various things, none of which included clothes. He started hunting for a bucket or a cup or something, but soon gave up and grabbed the coffee pot and walked out through the garage door.

The forest Tora had taken him to was more…dull than the forests back home. The people seemed smarter and meaner. Sasuke didn't like this world. It seemed so foggy and different. The towns were so big and consisted of chain link and concrete. This forest was on the edge of it, and Sasuke really wanted to get out of this whole world, just go home. In fact he wanted to start over a new life. Train harder when he was younger, stop Itachi. Live with his clan. Overcome his brother and be the best in Leaf.

As he was daydreaming, he was walking, and soon enough he found a small stream. He kneeled over and stared down into the water. To his disappointment, this water was also nasty. He sighed and filled up the pot with water anyway, before turning and picking up some more herbs for teas. He already missed his green tea, and he'd found some herbs the other day for it…

TORA'S POV:

When Tora got home, she went straight to her room, and without looking in she threw her bag in it before walking in. She found an annoyed looking Sasuke standing next to the bag holding a coffee pot.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Tora asked him, staring at the coffee pot.

"What the fuck was that for!?" he snapped back at her.

"Ohhh… did I hit you?" she asked, realizing he was in the room when she threw her bag in.

"No."

"Well, sorry. Now what the fuck are you doing?" she asked again.

"I need clean water." Sasuke looked out the window. Half of it was covered by the ground and the other half had a bush in the way.

Tora rolled her eyes. "There's water in the sink."

He shook his head. "That's nasty. I said clean water. And the stream in the forest is dirty too."

"It's called pollution, stupid. The water we drink is upstairs."

He shrugged, obviously annoyed with her calling her stupid, but did not refuse when she offered her to show him how to get clean water. They stood at a refrigerator and she showed him how to get ice, and then water out of a little hole in the freezer part.

SASUKE'S POV:

…It still tasted funny, but he'd have to deal. He'd also have to deal with Tora following him back to her room, interrogating him.

"I didn't know you liked coffee!" she finally said.

"Don't assume I'm making coffee." He said after putting the sort of cleanish water in the back and then put the pot in the slot. He then took a filter and set it down on the dresser. She was quiet while he took the herbs out of his pouch and with his kunai, chopped them up as small as possible and put them in to filter. He put the filter where it was supposed to go and turned it on.

"Now will you tell me what you're doing?" she asked.

"No." he'd been starting to feel sick, so he tried something; he went back into Tora's head and immediately started to feel better.

"Uhh… NOW will you tell me what you're doing?" but she soon realized that if he was out of her head for long it started to affect him.

It was silent the first minute, and then Sasuke asked her about her school.

Oh, we learn about math, science, history, geography, all kinds of stuff.

For 12 years?

Plus college and kindergarten.

That's stupid.

Well unlike you, we can't stuff our brains in like, a day.

The pot was done, and he came out of Tora's head and pulled the pot out.

"WHAT IS IT?" She asked again.

"It's green tea." He answered.

"Green tea tastes like grass." She made a face.

"Well then you don't have to have any." He said and poured himself a cup. (A/N: That I was too lazy to write about him going and getting!)

Sasuke knelt down on the floor and started sipping his tea. He closed his eyes and imagined himself in a nice, clear forest, back home… in between lonely training sessions. He wasn't sure if he regretted going to Orochimaru or not… So he never knew where to imagine himself. Maybe he didn't have to think about it anymore, maybe he was stuck here now. With an annoying girl. Who apparently decided to smash his cup of tea in his face just then.

He stood up, furious, with tea dripping down his body and shards of glass in his face, kunai in hand. "WHAT THE HELL!?"

"I want some, too!" she said grinning.

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I know, it's a weird way to end a chapter.

I think it's funny.