Warnings: Slash. Extremely Hilarious Situations (Don't drink or eat while reading. Any liquids WILL come out through your nostrils). Massive Character (mostly Kakashi) eye-twitchage. Lots and Lots of Chaos (they're chibis - what'd ya expect?)
Pairings: Kakashi/Iruka, Kurenai/Asuma, Naruto/Shino, Kiba/Hinata, Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura/Lee/Gaara (as in Sasuke wants Naruto, Sakura wants Sasuke, Lee wants Sakura, and Gaara wants Lee), Neji/Tenten, Ino/Shikamaru/Temari (as in both Ino and Temari want Shikamaru and Shikamaru just wants to be left alone)
Chapter 2
Sand Sibs, Nightmares, and Chaos
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There stood Baki, holding in his arms the chibified versions of Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro. Kankuro was hitting Temari with what Kakashi thought looked suspiciously like a Barbie doll, and Temari was hitting him back with a mini-fan. Gaara, on the other hand, was quite happily gnawing on Baki's arm. Baki's eye twitched. Kakashi's eye twitched back. Kakashi shut the door in Baki's face. Baki's eye twitched again, then he started banging on the door.
"Dammit Hatake! Open up! Don't make me have to put my wind blade up your-" Baki yelled, before the door swung open and Kakashi put his hand over Baki's mouth.
"Shhh! I just got them sleeping! Don't wake them up, you idiot!" Kakashi whispered harshly.
"Fine," Baki said, after Kakashi removed his hand. Then he handed the three Sand Siblings over to Kakashi and disappeared.
"That bastard!" Kakashi said, "He left! He could have at least stayed and helped!" Temari and Kankuro, who had stopped hitting each other when they heard Kakashi say 'bastard', looked at each other, nodded, then started hitting Kakashi.
"Bad Kashi!" they both said. Gaara was sitting on Kakashi's shoulders, having somehow climbed up there, and was now happily chewing on Kakashi's hair.
"What the hell did I do to you?" Kakashi asked, looking upward. Fate looked back down upon him and snickered.
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Kakashi rummaged around for extra sleeping bags as the Sand Sibs (save Gaara) fell asleep on the couch. Being able to find only one, he put Temari in the same sleeping bag as Tenten and Hinata, while putting Gaara and Kankuro in the one he found, with strict orders not to kill anyone or wake the other chibis up. He sighed as he flopped onto his bed.
'Hopefully the chaos is over for the night,' Kakashi thought, while drifting off to sleep. Not two hours later he was woken up by Naruto.
"Wazzit, Naru?" Kakashi asked, sleepily.
"I had bad dream," Naruto replied, tears forming in his eyes. Kakashi sighed, before lifting Naruto up to his bed, and putting him under the covers.
"Go back to sleep Naruto. I'll keep the bad dreams away." Naruto cuddled into Kakashi's chest before drifting off to sleep. It took another fifteen minutes before Kakashi was able to follow him into dreamland.
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CRASH!
Kakashi shot out of bed, absentmindedly noticing that Naruto wasn't there. He went into the living room only to find that the couch had been turned over by a way to happy Tenten who appeared to be shredding it to bits with a knife. Kakashi groaned, noticing all of the chibis were up, in the living room, and causing some sort of chaos.
Shino and Sasuke appeared to have gotten into a fight over Naruto. Naruto and Kiba were cheering on Shino while Sakura was cheering on Sasuke.
Tenten was happily shredding the couch cushions, which Kakashi could now see were hiding Neji.
Temari and Ino were both pulling on one of Shikamaru's arms. Kakashi was pretty sure he heard them saying, "Mine!" with every pull.
Gaara was chewing on Lee's head, while Lee was reading a book with wide eyes and his mouth open. Kakashi's eyes widened as he recognized the bright orange cover. Poor Chibi Lee was probably scarred for life.
Choji was eating a bag of chips, watching Ino and Temari fight over Shikamaru.
'At least Choji, Hinata, and Kankuro aren't doing anything too bad,' Kakashi though, watching Hinata play dolls with Kankuro. Then he saw the kitchen, still messy from last nights dinner, was now even messier, 'Scratch that. Choji's been in the kitchen.' Kakashi groaned, trying to find his phone in all the chaos. He really needed help. Possibly Iruka's. The scarred Chunin did have to deal with the lot of them, save the Sand Sibs, as a class for four years.
'Yep, definitely gonna have to call Iruka,' Kakashi thought, watching Kiba enter Shino and Sasuke's fight by tackling Sasuke to the ground, 'I really need help.' He continued looking for the phone, finally finding it, covered in spaghetti noodles and blue marker markings. Kakashi looked for which chibi had made the blue marks, and saw Shikamaru with blue hands.
'So the lazy brat likes markers, huh?' Kakashi though, eye twitching, before clearing off the phone and dialing Iruka's number. He really need the chunin's help.
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Preview of Next Chapter
Iruka Arrives…Finally!
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Ino was helping Sakura as she tried to pull Kiba off of Sasuke. Kiba was no longer fighting with Sasuke, but trying his best to de-pants the Uchiha before he managed to get away.
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Iruka looked around the room in disbelief.
"What…did…you…do?" he asked.
"Eh, I was kinda hoping you could tell me?" Kakashi replied lamely. Iruka shook his head and gave an exasperated sigh.
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Kakashi blinked. The chibis were actually…behaving. How was this possible? And what exactly did Iruka do to them?
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His kitchen and living room were being cleaned by a genin team that decided they didn't want to chase the Fire Lord's wife's cat, and figured that cleaning couldn't be very hard. Kakashi felt very sorry for the Konohamaru corps, and for Ebisu, who would no doubt hear their whining about this mission for a long time.
I just saw Ghost Rider and am therefore very happy and am therefore updating random stories, probably for the rest of the week. It wasn't what I expected from the previews, and the acting wasn't all that great, but hey! It's got Nicholas Cage in it, which totally makes up for the rest of it! Damn, I want that bike. Wouln't mind the chain either. :D. But anyways, Read and review people. Smiles.
Rune