Hey guys! Seeing as I'm still avoiding the pelting of virtual rotten tomatoes, and some people actually like the nonsensical babble I write here, I'll continue further with the fic.

Disclaimer: I can avoid the pelting of virtual rotten tomatoes, but it seems I cannot avoid the pelting of these disclaimers chapter after chapter. (pokes the Disclaimer) Geeze! I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy, or Disney, or Katelyn Hart....

Final Fantasy gets mentioned a few times in this chapter and in others. Just thought that would be a nice heads-up.

Are you ready? Do you have your popcorn, chips and dip, soda, and whatever snacks you wish to snack on? Good, because this chapter has lots of information, and I thought you should be prepared to read.

"Really? She's under arrest?" Sora asked with wide eyes.

Rekkord nodded. "She's a Mary Sue, and we're supposed to-"

"Wait, hold up!" Yuffie held up her hands. "What's a Mary Sue, anyway?"

Kate sighed. "She's an unimaginably perfect character. For example, you guys have your flaws, right?"

Sora nodded. "Yeah. I'm always losing to Riku, and I get nervous kinda easily."

Yuffie nodded as well. "So what's your point?"

Rekkord sighed and ran his fingers through his scruffy brown hair. "A Mary Sue doesn't have those flaws. She is perfectly flawless, usually with extraordinary hair and eye colors, fantastic powers, a sob-story past, and a sugary disposition that could make even a baby unicorn cringe."

Sora and Yuffie both cringed when he said that. "See what I mean? Sues come in different types, though. She might not be sugary-sweet, she can be angsty, depressed, or even evil. But all Sues are the same: they're always after some good-looking guy."Rekkord said.

"And when a Mary Sue enters a fandom, things stop making sense. Characters stop acting like themselves. Things go out of order. Some characters don't even exist anymore. That's why Rekkord and I are here. We're here to set things right, even if it means destroying the Sue. But sometimes, that's what we have to do." Kate explained.

"Destroy her? But if she's got all these amazing powers, then how do you destroy her?" Yuffie asked.

Rekkord chuckled. "Some Mary Sues come quietly, and let themselves be turned into nice, normal, Original Characters. But sometimes, they don't want to go. That's why we have these." Rekkord took out a sword and handed it to Sora and Yuffie.

"That's my family sword. It's been designed to destroy Mary Sues. There are all sorts of weapons like it-guns, arrows, explosives...you name it." He smiled as Sora took the sword out of its sheath and stared at it with wide eyes.

"We come from a place called Crossed City. It's a world outside all other worlds, including this one-the Kingdom Hearts world." Kate said as Sora handed Rekkord his sword.

"The Kingdom Hearts world? Don't you mean Traverse Town?" Yuffie asked.

Rekkord shook his head. "No. You and Sora are a part of a world called the Kingdom Hearts world. It's a book and a video game, but you, Yuffie, originally come from a world called the Final Fantasy world. I'm not allowed to say anything more, but your world is what a fandom is, and that's what we're supposed to protect."

"Protect it? What for?" Sora questioned.

Kate sighed. "About three months ago, a psycho Mary Sue named Neko tried to overrun all the fandoms with her Mary Sue minions. We're supposed to stop that from happening, and we're supposed to also stop the Mary Sues from driving you guys and everyone else crazy."

Sora thought about it for a moment. "I can't remember that happening."

Rekkord nodded. "That happened when-oof!" He gasped as Kate elbowed him in the ribs. "Well, that's just one thing I'm not allowed to tell you. Sorry."

Yuffie was thinking, too. "So, what happens to me?"

Kate shrugged. "Nitari will probably find another guy, and Leon will forget she existed. Like what happened with Sora."

Sora scratched his head. "What did happen to me, anyway?"

Rekkord and Kate exchanged glances. "You're better off not knowing." Kate said. "Trust me on this."

"So when Nitari finds the next handsome guy, then she'll go after him, and everything will fix itself?" Yuffie concluded.

Shaking his head, Rekkord explained: "The next good-looking guy besides myself-" That comment brought a glare from Kate-"Is also probably another Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts character. Things won't fix themselves, seeing as Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy both have never-ending circuits of handsome guys."

"Luckily, we know where the next target is, and he's in another world." Kate said. "So we have some time."

"But you can't get to other worlds without a ship, can you?" Sora and Yuffie turned around to see Aerith standing with Donald and Goofy.

Yuffie nodded. "Nice timing, guys!"

After introductions and explanations were made, Rekkord continued. "That's not exactly correct. Normal people can't do that, but remember when I said Mary Sues have special powers? I'm betting that Nitari has a special ability that allows her to go from world to world with a lift of her pinky."

"Which means we have to get going now!" Kate said.

"I'll come with you!" Sora said, stepping forward. "I want to find out more about this girl."

"We'll come too. Maybe we can find the King along the way." Donald added.

Rekkord nodded. "Good, but we warned you guys. Try to keep as much sanity as you can."

Suddenly, there was a bright beam of white light across the sky.

"You were right, Rekkord! That's her!" Kate pointed. "Let's go!"

That was actually shorter than I thought. Oh well, you can't always be right.

Can you guess who the next hot guy is? It's kind of obvious, really.

Also, Nitari changes her look often. Please send in your ideas of what her next look should be. I await your responses!

-Rose