Sasori face palmed when he saw the two girls. Deidara's mini girl Sasori's. Yes, they did look like a tiny, six month version of him, but they were laughing at nothing in the middle of the room. Attacked by a fit of giggles. No one has seen the redhead laugh as hard as that, but this was the exact way he would've looked. Like a blob of joyous slobbery happiness. Except the slobbery part.

The two girls, whom Deidara had not yet named, began crawling towards the blonde, smiling the whole way. The meant to be dull brown eyes, were bright, almost like a pice of melted chocolate.

Deidara sat on the floor, next to the redheads. "I was gonna name them something else, like Jassemin, or Cryntel, but Obi and Abia are the only names I think fit them at this moment, un," he said, holding the hand of the one with the curliest red hair. "Abia. The one with the straight hair has to be Obi. Kinda like Tobi, un." Deidara smimed up at Tobi.

"Obi's a boy name," muttered Konan, confused at how lightly the blonde taken everything. He wasn't whipping out bombs, or trying to kill them all like he did when Hidan took one of his clay arts.

Tobi began jumping up and down on the balls of his feet. "Does that mean that DeiDei liked Tobi's sur-prize? Does it?"

Deidara nodded, a dreamy smile still on his lips. He stood up and took Abia into his arms, handing her to Konan, and took Obi into his own arms.

Sasori shook his head before looking at the two babies left. He was going to name these two. These were his mini Deidara's.

The two unnamed halfyears where at the corners of the room, silently watching the scene with very little interest. Their dull blue eyes shared nothing about them.

Deidara brushed back the bangs covering his left eye. "I can't tell where they got that from. Itachi or Sasori." He turned around and began leaving. "I'll get my two set up while you find out what Itachi did to the boys," he called out over his shoulder. Konan and Tobi followed Deidara out, the two girls still laughing.

Sasori walked towards the closest mini-Deidara to his right. "Now lets see what that bastard did to you," he whispered as he picked up the first one. This one had dilated pupils, looking the most alive out of the two. "This one must be Deidara's right side," Sasori said slowly. He handed the kid to Itachi, muttering, "Bastard," once more.

"I can hear you, you know," Itachi said as he began digging around one of his pockets.

The red head ignored him as he picked up the second one. "He looks like and emo version of Deidara," Sasori commented. He had constricted pupils, and at first, Sasori had tought that he lacked them. "Must be his left side."

Sasori turned back to Itachi, who just finished putting silver eyeliner on the first one. He handed Sasori the black eyeliner.

"This is how you'll tell them apart," Itachi said simply, putting away the pencils. "Besides the pupils, that is..."

Sasori looked at the Deidara look-a-likes. "And now for the names..."

A minutes of silence stretched on. "Amara for the one with black eyeliner on because it means everlasting an darkness last for ever, plus, he seems evil... and Akira for the other one since silver is bright and clear."

Itachi gave a lazy look to Sasori. "Isn't 'Amara' a girl name?"

Sasori shrugged, his pale brown eyes scanning over Amara. "He looks like a girl, anyways. Evil, and he reminds me of, you know, me. By the way...are you following us home?"

Itachi shrugged, answering in a monotone voice. "Maybe. I can't go home, and I'm tired of cold hard beds. You still have the guest rooms?"

"Yeah."

He sighed. "I guess. Let's go find the other's."

Deidara dropped the extra bags of baby clothing at the door and went to take his girls to their rooms.

"You are gonna love the room sooo much, yeah!" he kept cooing, while Sasori began settting up dinner. Unlike most people, he liked to do things the old fashion way. Reeeaaaalllyyy old fashined way.

Itachi was sitting in the living room with Amara and Akira, ignoring them and changing the diffrent programs, not that Ama and Aki minded much. "Theres nothing on your hv." Itachi informed Sasori, who was trying to stop a small fire on the 'stove'.

"I dont care, " Sasori called out back, hacking a bit when black smoke entered his non-exisistent lungs. "Why are'nt you helping? You're letting the boys do...you know, nothing at all. Try to make them laugh, or some thing, guy who messed up their future."

Itachi yawned. "First, I am in no way related to them by DNA -" he ignored Sasori's 'Yeah, you are,' "-and Second, I have all the rights in the world to be lazy for once."

"Ugh," Sasori said loudly from the kitchen. "Is it still Jamal?"

"No. Kisame did it again."

"He bit you?" asked Sasori. He had to admit, that happened quite often.

"No, the other thing."

"Um...Raped you?" he suggested. Probably Itachi wasn't in the mood, and Kisame was ready to...

"No, he did that two weeks ago."

Silence..."Was it the blue sushi?"

"Yes."

"Why do you two always fight over some useless raw fish?" Sasori asked, exasperated, dumping a bucket of water over the stove.

Deidara walked back into the living room after singing the girls, Obi and Abia, into a light asleep. He sat down next to Itachi, who was having an emo moment over raw fish. "Blue sushi?"

Itachi didn't look up. "Yes."

Deidara shook his head and took a look at the two male six month olds. He picked up the closest one, Akira. "Who the hell put eye liner on them, un?" The blonde asked annoyingly to nobody.

"Itachi," Sasori called out. "Its the only way to tell them apart."

Deidara rolled his eyes. "And I suppose you put black eyeliner on Amara because it means everlasting, un?"

Sasori's head poked into the living room. "How did you know?"

"Motherly instincts."

Sasori smirked, "Alright, Mom. I call Dad!" He went back to his attemp cooking. "Oh, theres also the pupils, in case you cant tell."

"What about them?" Deidara looked into Akira's mostly black eyes. Then at Amara's. "Whoa, un."

"I know."

Itachi lifted his head up, and turned to Deidara. "Hidan and Kakuzu are going to stop by today, I forgot to tell you. They also made babies."

"Ugh...Don't say that, your making me have creepy thougts, yeah."

Sasori walked back into the living room after giving up the effort in making dinner, and ordered pizza instead. "Its kinda hard to imagine them with children. I bet they only made one," he said, leaning against a white wall. "Poor kid..."

Deidara shook his head, his blonde hair following him. "They would have two, un. That way they won't fight over what the children learn." A doorbell dinged-donged trough the house. "I'll get it."

. .

He came back out with Hidan and Kakuzu on his tail. They were carrying each a six-month old baby.

"Told you," sing-songed Deidara as he sat down back in his spot. He bagan inspecting his nails, trying not to stare at the new children in the room.

Hidan walked over to the only spare couch and took up the whole space, sitting the baby next to him. A silver haired mini Hidan. "So, how did your fuckers end up?" he asked Sasori. Kakuzu sat down next to Sasori, holding another version of him without all of the scars.

"Pretty well..." said the red-head, "...considering the fact that an idiot and a bastard messed with the DNA."

"Tobi and Itachi?" asked Kakuzu.

"I'm still here, you know," repeated Itachi, while Sasori nodded.

"And you got two bitchy blondies's? That must be fucking harsh." Hidan poked Amara in the stomach. When the small blonde didn't react, Hidan pushed him, making Amara fall back. He snikered. "Just like the original."

"And two mini Sasori's, un!" Deidara stood up and took Hidan's hand, running out of the room, planing to torture him for what he did.

Kakuzu looked back at Sasori. "Four?"

"Deidara's wish. Plus it's easy to see who's who, now. Is anybody else coming?"

"I heard Orochimaru wanted to see how yours ended up..." Kakuzu said slowly.

Itachi scowled. "That bastard better not touch my Sasori-kun..."

"Your...?"

Sasori pried Itachi away from him, who had begun grabbing onto him.

Kakuzu blinked. "Am I missing something...?"

Sasori sighed. "Aperently, Itachi can see the future."

"And you're gonna end up living with me," Itachi declared. "While Deidara leaves you for someone else."

"Deidara leaving me...? I hate you."

"He could be wrong," Kakuzu offered. "Oh, Magnus is still here." Kakuzu put his version on the floor to pick up the other one. "Can't let mine get hurt. Magnus is going to be rich someday and he has to look better than Hidan himself."

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto or the Akatsuki.

Better, longer...ish?

I found another way to tell the twins apart, and gave you a tiny spoiler...

Oh, well.