A/N: Hi everyone! I'm really sorry I haven't updated in ages! I've either been really busy, or just procrastinating/forgetting about it. I'm really busy with school and such, so I probably won't be updating as frequently as I'd like to, but I really will try to update at least once a month. By the way, expect updates for my other stories really soon, too. I am kinda disappointed that I haven't updated them as often as I'd like. By the way, reviews will help me update more often, as when people actually are like, "Hey, I really like this story, why haven't you updated in a gazillion years?" it makes me all, "Wow, I really haven't. I know I absolutely hate it when my favorite stories haven't been updated in ages, so I should probably update all of these." So seriously people, I would be eternally grateful for all reviews received.
I would like to thank the people who actually HAVE reviewed my story, and I would especially like to thank michico1243 for actually reminding me that I haven't updated in ages, and encouraging me to continue, because from the reviews that I've received, I have made people laugh, AND seriously weird people out, which are two things I enjoy doing.
Anyways, enjoy (what I assume is) the long-awaited Chapter 3 of What the Flying Turtle
Chapter 3: Fuzzy
"Huh?"
That was Sasuke's initial reaction when he felt someone petting his head. Yes, petting.
He looked up.
"WHAT THE HELL--- NARUTO!" the Uchiha screamed.
"You're fuzzy…" was all the blonde had to offer in response.
Sasuke's face had a one-of-a-kind expression that didn't fail to not only show he was confused as ever, but also extremely pissed off.
"Do I look like a cat to you?"
"No…"
"Then why THE HELL ARE YOU PETTING ME?!"
"You looked fuzzy…"
"Yes, and if I petted everything in my sight that I deemed could be possibly fuzzy, I would have petted an awful lot of things."
"But you see, you looked fuzzy… but un-fuzzy at the same time. So I wanted to make sure."
Right now, Sasuke was contemplating how Naruto could possibly have a brain.
"You don't see me petting your hair whenever I'm in doubt about how fuzzy it is, now do you?"
"I do not."
"So why did you PET ME?!"
And that's when Sakura showed up.
"What are you two fighting about now?"
"The dobe PETTED me, 'to see how fuzzy it is'!"
"Hmm… you know what, Sasuke-kun? Your hair DOES look fluffy." Sakura reached out a hand to feel it.
Sasuke looked like he was about to punch someone.
A/N: Well, I hoped you enjoyed it! It wasn't much, but hey, I tried! Anyways, please oh please review. It'll give you the satisfaction of knowing you made someone happy. (:
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed it, and again, please R&R!
That's all for now!