After a long and rather annoying search, Bachelorpad managed to get Tenderfoot, Athletesfoot, Cocktail, Grandpaw, and Southpaw to come to the gathering.
As Bachelorpad leaped onto one of the massage chairs that only the deputies are entitled to.
The leader sit inside the hot tub having Margaritas while they make announcements. However, Bachelorpad was fine where he was, inside the comftorable, soft, massage chair.
"Let all cats gather around our awesome hot tub to begin the gathering!" called Popstar, leader of HipHopClan. He gestured his head towards another cat on the Great Rock, Pwnagestar, of 1337Clan. "You go first," he mewed.
PwnageStar gave his announcement: "R pr3y iz teh pwnz0rz, 4nd iz runn1ng g00d, n00bs!" Teh l0lz!"
(To translate that: "Our prey is running well, better than yours! Hahaha!")
"U iz teh g0 n3xt R0ck5tar (You go next, Rockstar)"
Rockstar propped his head on the edge of the hot tub, and meowed, "We have two new apprentices, Grandpaw and Southpaw!"
Grandpaw and Southpaw stood up, and cheers flew around the area.
"Even though the recent leaf-bare was harsh, no cats of ImperialistClan succumbed to the cold, and prey is running rich again."
"Sooo..." Bachelorpad put in, "That was the least productive eight minutes of my life..."
"Agreed," Rockstar nodded his head "Does anyone else have any announcements?" He dipped his head to the other leaders as the shook their heads "no".
Bachelorpad sighed and muttered, "Most..boring...chapter...ever..."