Thank you guys again! . Ya'll make me feel so nice! Remember to be a lumberjack and chop down cheeto trees! Then harvest them and send them directly to my mouth! Muahahaha!! . . um…enjoy chapper 3! Double R, baby!
In the firey pits of …uh…ionno…
Temari: I'M SO EXCITED!! AND I JUST CANT HIDE IT!! I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I WANT TO I WANT TO!!
Gaara: (glares) Temari…If you don't shut up…I will shove your head so far up your ass that you'll choke on your own bile.
Temari: Take a chill pill, Gaara…I'm excited!
Gaara: You've been singing for five hours…it's like standing next jet engine…
Temari: Wha-Whaaaaat!? I was so exited…but now… TT.TT
Kankuro: Can you please explain why Konoha's holding American Idol?
Gaara: Something about attracting a snake and his power ranger…
Kankuro: O.O P-power Rangers!? OMG HIIIDE!!
Temari: O.O; (sweatdrop)
Gaara: Oh, come on…It's been for years since the accident…you can't still be scarred?
Kankuro: YOU WEREN'T THERE!! SO MUCH SCARRING!
Temari: What the heck happened to him?
Gaara: Oh…gawd! You don't wanna know…here's a hint… (Holds up a cheeto)
Kankuro: HOLY SHIZZLE!! GET THAT AWAY!! FOR THE LOVE OF SNAPPLE APPLE FRAPPACINO CAKES!
Temari: O.O nevermind, I don't want to know…
Gaara: Hey, look, we're almost there…
Temari: Okay, but could you please put the cheeto away? I don't want Kankuro to look like a screeching idiot when we get there…
Gaara: No…I think I like him better like this…
Temari: Wow…you are evil…
Gaara: (wicked smile) I know…
Kankuro: FOREST GUMP!! SAVE ME!!! HELP ME, MIKE MEYERS!!
In Konoha…
Ino: Shikamaru!! How's my voice?
Shikamaru: Meh…as troublesome as ever…
Ino: That must be Shika-speak for "very sexy." Thanks! I will be Americ -- er um Konoha's next Idol!
Choji: Bleh…(chips chips chips) OMG GRAAA! Who put graffiti on my chip bag?! It says… "Sasuke loves potato chips…"
Ino: OMGEE, Sasuke?! (foaming out of the mouth) (snatches bag) GIMNE THE BAG FATTY!!
Choji: TT.TT fat used to be sexy…
Ino: (Eating bag)
Shikamaru: O.O; Wha- how troublesome…
Somewhere else in Konoha…
Neji: My Neji senses are tingling…
TenTen: My TenTen sexy meter's of off the charts (standing very close to neji)
Rock Lee: Huh?
TenTen: (jumps far away) O.O Lee your spandex is very nice today….
Rock Lee: Yeah… I thought blue was my color!
Back in that Forest…
Sakura: It's SASUKE!
Naruto: It's KAKASHI!
Sakura: It's SASUKE!! S-A-S-U-K-E!
Naruto: It's KAKASHI!! B-U-R-R-I-T-O!
Wellwhichoneiscorrect? Cherry Blossom or Fish cake? Remember, if you guess right you could be in this very random variety show…
N/A: Sorry if this one wasn't as laughter filling…but I had math today…so I can't think straight…also I'm recovering from a sugar high…O.O mah head hurtz…DOUBLE R PLEASE!! I want at least five before the next chapter goes up!