Summary- When an unsub that goes by the name Ladybug attacks the members of the BAU will anyone survive? Decided to turn this into a one-shot series.
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Everyone was at Rossi's for their monthly barbeque/family night, they were inside watching the new Tinkerbell and the Neverbeast movie. Garcia having picked the movie, it was all going good everyone was there, Henry and Jack were up in bed seeing as the time on the clock read two a.m.
Emily was curled up with her girlfriend, Elle, when she hears a buzzing near her ear waving her hand to shoo the pest. It keeps coming back to buzz in her other ear, "Damn it shoo!" she whispers harshly.
"What's wrong babe?" Elle asks looking down at the other woman.
"It's a damn bug buzzing in my ear. It won't leave me alone." Emily says softly not wanting to disturb the others.
Elle shifts and moves Emily onto her lap wrapping her up in her arms as they go back to watching the movie. "That better Em?" she whispers into her girlfriend's ear.
Emily smiles, "Much." she whisper planting a small kiss on her lips.
Garcia watches them from her spot wrapped up in her favorite profiler's arms. "Oh my gumdrops they are just too cute." she gushes.
Morgan chuckles before frowning when a loud buzzing sounds by his ear. "The hell?" he swats at the sound in frustration as it keeps switching sides, not realizing there are three ladybugs flying by his ears.
From her spot next to Hotch, Kate sees Morgan moving around and starts to giggle, "You fighting the fairies over there Morgan?" Kate asks giggles turn to laughing.
"Very funny Kate." Morgan growls out before standing up. "Okay seriously what the hell is with the buzzing?"
"YES! I am not the only one going crazy." Emily fist pumps from her seat on Elle's lap.
Gideon rolls his eyes at both profilers. "How much did you two have to drink?" he asks in amusement.
"Seriously man there is an infestation of something in Rossi's house." Morgan grunts out.
Suddenly a large red ladybug flies straight at Reid causing the boy genius to let out a girly squeal and jump up.
"Oh god! Rossi why are there bugs in your house?!" Reid shouts from his new place behind Morgan.
Rossi glares at the younger agents, "My house is perfectly bug free." he says putting the movie on pause so the profiler and doctor can sit back down.
Garcia lets out a scream, "Get it off! Oh goddess it's attacking me!" She yells swatting at the orange ladybug crawling up her arms, as the red one continues flying at Reid.
Reid screams and runs to hide behind Blake. "Alex kill it!" he shouts.
Another scream comes from Emily as another red ladybug buzzes around her ear and lands on her pant leg. "Baby kill it!" she shouts to Elle.
Elle smacks at the ladybug but somehow it flies away heading for JJ, while Elle rubs Emily's leg. "I thought you didn't have any bugs Rossi." She says sarcastically.
JJ quickly jumps up making Will fall off of the couch, "Ow cher." he says rubbing his head only to stop moving when the ladybug that was headed for JJ lands on his hand.
"Don't move Will." JJ whispers and removes her heel to smash the bug only to miss hitting Will's hand so hard they thought they heard a crack.
"Ah! Shit cher I think you broke my hand!" Will cries out in pain.
Three loud squeals are heard as Garcia, Reid, and now Haley are being attacked by the ladybugs.
"Aaron kill it!" Haley yells out as it lands in her hair, Aaron pulls the ladybug out of Haley's hair.
"Really you are all afraid of ladybugs?" Strauss asks in amusement. "And here I thought nothing scared the A team."
Standing up Emily moves into the kitchen where her purse is sitting on the table, grabbing her gun she walks back into the room. "These fucking things are going to die." she aims at one that is now resting on a vase and pulls the trigger, grinning triumphantly when the vase breaks. "There that's one down."
Suddenly the bug that was on the vase flies at Emily causing her to back up quickly.
"That vase cost a thousand dollars!" Rossi cries out indignantly.
Emily glares at Rossi, "Well if your house wasn't infested."
"It's not infested! There are only three damn ladybugs!" Rossi growls out before turning to Aaron and Gideon. "Control your damn team."
Gideon holds his hands up jokingly, "When they are like this they are Hotch's."
"What?! You two are supervisors as well!" Hotch grumbles.
A loud thump is heard causing everyone to look in the direction of Morgan who is now on his back with a hand to his head, Reid standing in front of him holding a book.
"Reid, what tell man?" Morgan cries out.
"It was on your head. Where the hell did they go? I swear to god these damn bugs are EVIL." Reid yells.
"Oh no my Chocolate Adonis!" Garcia cries out before getting off the couch to help him up.
Everyone else holds back their laughs while Alex, Gideon, and Rossi look around the room.
"So this is what the A team does when I give them time off?" Strauss asks in amusement.
"Mia cara we have to blow off steam somehow." Rossi says as he kisses her cheek.
Elle stands up suddenly, "Okay where the fuck did these Demon's come from?!" she cries out referring to the three ladybugs crawling on her shirt.
Reid runs over and gets between Hotch and Haley, "Just keep them away from me." He glares at the miniscule monsters.
Emily smacks at Elle's shirt hoping to kill the little terrors only for them to fly away.
"Ow babe, what the hell?" Elle glares at her girlfriend.
Smiling innocently Emily kisses Elle gently. "I'm sorry I thought that would work."
JJ squeals as one flies at her causing her to run out of the room and into the bathroom quickly locking the door. Will sighs and looks around, this was getting crazy.
"How the hell are these things still alive?" Morgan asks rolling his eyes.
"They're the spawn of Satan that's why" Reid yells.
"Reid, they're just bugs," Hotch says with an exasperated tone. The red one then lands on his hand and he smacks at it only for it to fly away again. "What the," He glares at the demon bug.
"Told you, spawn of Satan," Reid gives his unit chief a Hotchner worthy glare.
"Oh for the love of." Emily pulls her gun out again only to have it take from her. "Hey!" she yells glaring at Rossi.
"I don't need another thousand dollar piece of art destroyed Prentiss. Let's deal with this like the adults we pretend to be, okay?" He asks her in a calm soothing tone.
Emily crosses her arms and continues glaring at him.
"Babe, you have a um ladybug on your." Elle lets her eyes trail down to Emily's breasts. "Double lattes." she says with a smirk.
"What do double lattes have to do with these unsubs?" Reid asks in confusions.
All eyes look to Reid at the same time.
"Spence seriously" Elle looks at him and shakes her head.
"What?! Elle, what?" He asks totally clueless as one of the ladybugs lands in his hair.
"Spencer sweetie," Haley points to Reid hair, "You um got one, there, no over, no over a little more, almost," The bug flies away as his hand brushes just past it.
"Did I get it?" He asks excitedly.
"No it flew away." Reid scowls at her.
"Seriously it's been two hours and no one has managed to kill these damn bugs!" Morgan says angrily.
Just then Jack and Henry come down the stairs.
"Jack honey, what's wrong?" Haley sees her son and his friend standing there.
"We're thirsty." He rubs his eyes sleepily.
"I'll get you some water." JJ says finally coming out of the bathroom.
Henry yawns and takes a step towards Will, "Daddy why is ev'ryone yellin'?" he asks.
"It's nothing kiddo just some grown up stuff, okay?" Will smiles at his son
"The just means they don't wanna tell us cause they think we're too little," Jack tells Henry.
"He's definitely you're son Aaron" Gideon smirks at the unit chief.
J ushers the boys into the kitchen and turn to get them some water. All of a sudden she hears a loud smack which makes her jump.
"What the hell?" JJ yells.
"I killed it mommy, see?" Henry lifts up his foot to show JJ.
JJ stares at him in shock when a similar bang is heard on the counter.
The team rushes into the kitchen to see that Jack had smashed the final two ladybugs with one of the toys that the boys had left out, and that Henry had the final bug smashed on his sock.
"How?" Emily mumbles in shock.
Henry giggles "I stepped on it Auntie Emily, see?" He proudly displays the sock with the bug guts right on the heel.