So this doesn't really have anything to do with Papa Umi, more like Mama Umi and Papa Muse
But please enjoy my randomness, I'm sure that's what most people read these for.
So, since that near death experience.
"Umiii-chaaan~ please? we were only joking"
Despite the pleading tone and the fact the girl was on her hands and knees begging. Umi stayed strong and crossed her arms in sheer stubbornness. "You tried to prank me into thinking I was the father to eight or more children."
Honoka's lip quivered as she tried to impersonate that deadly look that only Kotori could do naturally. But even she couldn't break Umi from her mood with that pleading look. She sighed and slumped further onto the floor "Umi-chan is mean."
The archer's eyebrow twitched "and who's fault do you think that is?"
"But it wasn't only me! what about the others?"
"Eli, Nozomi and Nico are my seniors. Maki probably got forced against her will. Rin's already been taken care of and Hanayo and Kotori…" she trailed off "well you get the picture."
Honoka growled in frustration "but it was two weeks ago!"
"No exception. Now if you don't mind I'm going to not go home to any children"
Once the door was closed Honoka let out a devilishly sly grin.
"Oh? we'll just see about that"
"I'm home!" Umi called as she made her way through her front door. Her parents greeted her before she made her way upstairs to her room. Just as she got through the door she heard the familiar sound of her phone.
"Hello?"
"H-hello Umi-chan"
"Hanayo? are you okay? your voice sounds a little… deep"
She heard the other fumble with her phone before replying "a-ah y-yes! I'm fine thank you" she rushed out "but could you come back to school? we desperately need you"
Umi looked confused "um okay?"
The other seemed to grow quieter "t-thank you, see you soon!" and with that the other end went dead.
Umi looked at the screen of her phone for a few moments before sighing "what could they honestly want now?"
After venturing through the darkened streets, Umi finally saw the familiar shape of her school up ahead. The weird feeling of uncertainty clinging onto her body as she got closer.
Since Hanayo didn't explain where they were - or even anything for that matter - she was left wandering the school.
"Hello?"
Walking into the club room, all she was met with is silence. Searching the wall with her hands, Umi tried to find the light switch.
"Aha!"
Once the switch was on and the room was filled with light, Umi turned and froze at what she saw.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Like what you see Umi-chaaan~?"
"…"
"…"
"Oh! she fainted"
"Deja vu!"
Umi groaned as her head cleared itself from any murkiness. "What… happened?" she felt a warm hand on her shoulder.
"Shhh, you fainted" a familiar yet unfamiliar voice responded.
"Eli?" Opening her eyes, Umi was met with kind blue. She let out a small sigh of relief "thank goodness I thought for a second there that you were all…"
Eli smirked "all what?"
"…"
"…"
"Yo-y-you're a-a-a-all g-guys?!" she squeaked out, jumping to her feet as she pounced back into the wall.
Once the blonde guy stood up, Umi could finally see the rest of Muse behind her… him.
"Great observation there" Nico bluntly said.
"Umi-chan we've always been guys, surely you always knew that?" the male Honoka asked, taking a step forward and bringing her-his arm around the quivering archer.
Umi tensed and looked at the side in shock "b-but I'm a girl!"
Nico dead-panned "well, done do you want a medal" she-HE sarcastically remarked.
"Now, now Nicochii~ be nice to Umi-chan" the male version of Nozomi walked behind the dark haired boy and placed his arms around the others waist, his hands right near his… crotch area. "Or do you want more punishment?"
The smaller boy visibly tensed, his words catching in his throat as sweat started to form "please have mercy Nico-Nico-Ni-gah!"
Nozomi struck.
Stepping in front of the mess of Nico on the floor, Maki paid no attention to what had just happened "maybe Umi's fall was worse than we thought"
Rin tilted his head "but Umi-chan wouldn't for get we were guys nya"
"You're not guys!"
Nozomi strolled over and leaned in close to her ear "would you maybe like some proof?"
"NO thank you" she gently pushed against the other.
"Aww how boring"
Umi walked over to one of the lockers, tapping on it with her knuckles.
"What are you doing?"
"Seeing it was hard enough to knock me out again"
Kotori walked over and grabbed her arm "you don't need to do that"
"Oh, but I do"
Male Kotori grabbed her shoulders and leaned in for a short kiss, breaking when Umi went limp against his chest.
Slowly blinking her eyes open, Umi reached up to clutch her head. Wincing when a sharp pain split through her brain.
"Ouch"
"Umi-chan are you okay?"
"Ugh, Kotori?"
She felt something flinch beside her, looking down she noticed that the real and female version of Kotori was leaning against her arm, looking at her with those puppy dog eyes.
"What happened?"
"You passed out from steaming too much" Eli walked into her field of vision.
"You were talking in your sleep too" Honoka added.
"Saying things like 'Ah!' and 'Gah!' and-"
"I think she gets the point"
Umi sighed "so it was a dream" she murmured "thank goodness"
"Are you okay Umi-chan? shall I give your body a thorough search?"
Umi flinched "no thanks"
The older girl pouted "aww~ Umi-chan is no fun~"
Umi gave her a blunt look as she stood up on shaky legs.
"So what were you dreaming about?"
"…"
"…"
"Nothing. Nothing at all"