(A/N: Finally! This one is gross. Also, theres one more OC at the end. Yes, this FF is full of OCs from my life. It's really fun to write. Here it is! Have fun.

Disclaimer: I do not own death note (or my friends... to an extent)

BB's jam is stolen unless you review :D)

CHAPTER 3

Sami woke up in an empty bed. She remembered everything; her and Mello played seven minutes in heaven. And she remembered all the details. Rolling out of bed feeling perfectly normal (despite the fact that she'd gotten high the previous night), she found Mello lying on the floor, curled up looking very ill next to the plastic bin. As Sami got closer, she noticed the smell of… bleach? She looked down into the bin and smirked, oh right… it's vomit.

"Someone didn't take last night very well then?" Sami taunted, kicking Mello in the back.

"Ughh" Mello groaned as he woke up, rubbing his temples trying to sooth the head ache which was threatening to evolve into a migraine. A wave of nausea hit him as he sat up slightly before leaning over the bin and throwing up again. Instead of helping him like any normal person, Sami just stood and grimaced at the disgusting sounds, but also slightly amused by his weakness and incredibly low drug tolerance. "Fuck" he spat and collapsed backwards, "What the fuck did we do last night?"

"Clearly someone's got a very low weed tolerance. I bet your friend Mattie's taken it a little better." Sami laughed as she finished putting her t-shirt back on, helping him to stand and passing him a glass of water (or at least she was pretty sure it was water).

"Just shut up and tell me…" Mello groaned and sat on the bed next to her.

"We all smoked weed, then we played seven minutes in heaven." she replied casually.

"Wait- we WHAT?!"

"It was your idea" Sami informed him, "I never knew you were so kinky."

"And lemme guess, it was us who got paired up in here?"

Sami nodded "… yup"

Mello blushed for a second before asking a very awkward question, "did we… um… did we, you know-"

"Not quite" Sami replied, understanding what he was trying to say, "But there was very heavy petting involved, and a lot of making out. You're quite a good kisser."

"Oh yeh, great" Mello said sarcastically, "So no sex?"

"No" she reassured him, "But you did get a hand job out of me" She winked as he stood up and put his shirt back on. He then walked on to the balcony, leaning over the bars uncomfortably. Dammit he thought, fucking hard-on.

Meanwhile, Jess and Matt woke up in the same bed, both fully clothed but bodies entangled between each other's. They both woke up around the same time.

"Morning" Jess yawned, sitting up against the back of the bed next to Matt, who soon followed. "You took last night well."

"Yeh well," Matt replied lazily, "I have done it before. I never really found that there was anything very exciting about it to be honest."

"So you remember everything?"

"Yep." Matt continued, "You?"

"Of course," Jess smirked as she nudged his arm, "How could I forget? You were like pro."

"Well, fully clothed body grinding isn't that ambitious." He smirked, "I've done worse." She gave him that 'I don't believe you' look as he got up, "What? You think I'm some kind of unfuckable? Anyway, I'm going out for a smoke."

Jess nodded back and walked out into the living room to find V lying next BB on the sofa with a majority of her clothes on the floor. BB, on the other hand, only had his shirt off.

"Ugh, V" Jess smiled awkwardly at the very strange scene she was seeing, "You little slut. By the way, is that jam or blood?"

"Both" V informed her casually as she stood up, climbed over BB's limp body and re-dressed. "He doesn't look too good"

"Get Sami, she'll know what to do."

V walked over to Sami's room and knocked on the door, "Hey… uhh… Sami, yeh that's your name… BB doesn't look too good."

Sami walked out and looked at him, "Ah, yeh. He'll be the same as Mells in a bit. Turns out these Wammy boys have a low drug tolerance. Mello woke up being sick, and BB probably will too."

"Matt was okay though. Said he'd done it before." Jess told them as she put a waste bin next to BB, ready for when he woke up.

"I'm not surprised." Sami replied, and then turned to V as they all sat down at the dining table, "So V, where the fuck did the jam and blood come from?"

"Oh, well, when we started, he didn't give the scissors back," V faced the ceiling as she tried to remember everything. It wasn't the drugs; she just had an extremely low memory capacity. "So when I finally got them back, he was like 'oh what are you gonna do to me' and I said 'this'…" V trailed off as she continued to gather thoughts.

"Yeh?" Sami asked, eager to find out how the hell jam made its way into the picture.

"Oh right. So then he grabbed the scissors again as we started making out and then took my shirt off and cut against my shoulders and arms a little bit. I flinched a bit then got the scissors back and grabbed his jam from the coffee table and he ate some and then I took it from his mouth. It continued to go a little bit like that… just a lot messier."

"Wow." Said Jess, staring at V who looked always looked so suspiciously innocent, "You are a little slut."

"Well, we didn't fuck" V replied.

"Yeh but, he's like 16 i-" Sami's question was cut off by a loud groaning from across the room, "oh look, BB's awake."

"Fuckkkk" he groaned, clutching his throbbing head and then laying a hand on his stomach, "ughh I feel sick"

"As expected" Sami whispered before turning to BB and speaking up, "There's a bin next to you if you're gonna puke, KT and Near are still in the bathroom."

"Speaking of KT and Near, what did they do last night?" asked Jess.

"I don't know," V said, "Let's go find out."

BB groaned again before rolling over to face the bin. Sure enough, a few moments later, he threw up. Sami, Jess and V just got up and walked straight past him, not bothering to help the sick BB or anything. They just wanted to know what KT and Near got up to. They didn't knock before opening to door on KT lying in the bathtub, still asleep with Near resting his head on her chest.

"Uh, okay." Sami said hesitantly, "at least their still clothed."

"That doesn't mean anything" Jess smirked, at which V just looked up at her suspiciously. She then walked over to the two in the bath and clapped in their faces, "HEY! WAKE UP YOU WHORES!"

KT woke up instantly, pushing Near off of her harshly and standing up, "Well that was unnecessary."

"Sooo, what did you do last night."

"Well we got in here and started making out on the side of the tub. Then we lay in the tub and he was on top and we were kissing and shit." KT paused for a second, "I never knew the albino freak would be so… eager. Anyway, a little later, we lay down together, still making out and then he said he felt ill, threw up a few times in the toilet, then passed out. He's still out now I guess."

Sami and Jess nodded whilst V, very unsympathetically, walked over to Near and flicked his head, "Wake up bitch!"

Near's eyes slowly opened as he let out a slight moan before looking up through blurry vision at the four girls. His face got hot and he blushed as he realised the situation. Despite not remembering anything past being given the blunt, Near could still conclude that something had happened. He also felt awful, and his head ache combined with nausea did not help. "What happened?" he asked in his usual dull tone.

"We played seven minutes in heaven together" KT smirked, "You're pretty good."

"Um. I don't know how to respond to that" Near replied nervously, having an internal panic attack as he said so. He what?!

"You don't need too." Jess reassured him.

"You still feel ill?" Sami asked while helping him stand up and leave to his bedroom.

"No. I guess I got out of me last night." He replied slowly, avoiding all eye contact as he walked out on BB, who was still puking in the bin, "… I guess BB didn't then"

"Yeh, neither did Mello." Sami informed him, "Go get cleaned up, we've all got lessons in an hour."

Near nodded as he shuffled into the bedroom and first noticed Mello heaving over a plastic bin with Matt knelt behind him, holding his hair back. Once Mello was finished puking for what felt like the thousandth time that morning, he spoke.

"Fuck peer pressure. Never let me smoke that shit again," Mello groaned, then looked up to see Near looking half okay, "How the fuck do you have a better drug tolerance than me?"

"Mello shouldn't jump to conclusions," Near said casually, "I was sick about 7 times last night."

"Oh."

In the next hour, Mello, Near and BB all managed to get remotely back to their normal selves.

"So what's our first lesson?" Mello asked while brushing his hair. He'd finally managed to go an hour without throwing up and was feeling better now that it was out of his system.

"Chemistry" BB groaned, flicking through the songs on his MP3.

"Oh great." Mello said sarcastically. Chemistry in a class of mental patients was only going to end badly.

"Our new class is full of smart kids. Apparently there's only 9 in it. There used to be 5." Near added, waving around his toy robot.

"Imagine if it was those 4 girls" Matt laughed, then walked outside and lit a cigarette.

"Ha! As if!" BB scoffed, "KT, Sami and Jess maybe but that V one is dumb as fuck!"

"You've got a point" agreed Mello, putting down his hairbrush and sitting on the chair. He opened a chocolate bar and ate for the first time since dinner last night. None of the guys bothered with breakfast. The girls had all left for food and they hadn't seen them since, "you know where the girls are?"

"Getting ready probably" BB muttered back, too engaged in his music to give a proper answer.

No one spoke until there was a knock on their door.

"Come in" Mello shouted back, and was slightly surprised to see Jess, Sami, V and KT standing there, all dressed in very different ways. Sami and V were looking very emo, and a little bit like Satan. Jess was wearing all black too, mixed in with lots of anime merch. KT was wearing blue jeans and a very strange red top.

"You guys are in our Chemistry class. Let's go" Sami told them.

"Hang on, V is in the top class?" BB asked, laughing a bit.

"Don't fuck with me!" V shouted, then smiled a bit, "Oh what, you already kind of did…"

"Oh yeh, last night..." BB remembered.

"V refuses to be in any class without Sami" Jess replied, pulling V back a bit.

"She doesn't go anywhere without me" Sami continued, then frowned at V who was giving her a very satanic smile, "I see it as a curse."

"Whatever" Mello stood up and all eight of them headed to the chemistry room. Once they arrived, they saw the other student. He had short dark blonde, almost brown hair and was very short. For some reason, he looked quite irritating, but also intelligent.

"Mello, Matt, BB, Near" Sami broke the silence, "Meet James."