As they waited in the principal's office they were sitting silently. All Cartman could think was how could she tell everyone like that? Why did she have to humiliate me like that? Finally the principal arrived.
"Okay just what's this all about?" Principal Victoria asked.
I didn't know exactly what to say, so I just told her exactly why we were sent her. "We were having a load argument"
"About what?" asked the principal.
"He said I was cheap!" Shouted Eris while pointing at Cartman.
All Cartman could think was what? No I didn't. "That's not what I said, I said that she was the kind of girl that made guys into perverts."
"It's Basically the same butt wipe!" Eris yelled. Just then the bell rang.
"Alright, you can go," said Principal Victoria. "I wont make you two stay after school"
Girls
Back at Wendy's house she, Bebe and Eris were hanging out.
"Oh I just want to kill Cartman!" Eris told Wendy and Bebe
"I told you he was bad news" Wendy reminded her cousin. Bebe knew that Wendy was right. Cartman is bad news. Thought Bebe but in this particular situation he didn't do anything.
"Eris" Bebe began "I hope you realize that none of this is Cartmans fault. You wanted to make out. You brought the picture of Kyle to his attention. You started yelling and you revealed his most ashamed secret. How can you possibly blame him?"
"Get out of my house" Wendy stated as she pointed to the door.
Bebe was confused. "What why?"
"Because no one defends Cartman in my house now please leave!" Bebe was mad at her friend but still left.
Boys
Kyle sat alone in his room trying to figure out what had just happened. Dose Cartman really like me? Or did Eris just say that to be a bitch. Some of the signs to point that way but still it's weird, maybe I should phone Cartman and try and straighten this out. Kyle picked up the phone and dialed Cartmans number. It rang and then..
"Hello?" said a voice, it was Cartmans.
"oh hi Cartman, it's Kyle"
