DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN BLEACH, NARUTO, OR ANYTHING VAGELY FAMILIER!

A/N: Yo, now sorry again for skipping the Naruto Saga BUT IT WAS NECSSASARY! So any way I'm probably just paranoid. And when I'm on sugar highs,I ramble and for some reason my level of humor boosts to maximum and so this extra long chapter was borne possiblely the longest I have ever written… So, yeah, on with the story then…

For the first time in a month Hime met Yume. The two girls now had a bit more muscles than when they started less than four weeks ago; Hime had changed back into her original outfit with her sleeves pushed all the way up and her gear strapped to her waist. Yume didn't have a tie anymore and her collar was now loosened like her sister's; her skirt was also shortened a few inches and she now wore a pair of black skin tight spandex shorts underneath,(courtesy of Lee and Sakura.) Her gear was strapped to her thigh.

"Yo, sis, it's been a while!" Hime smacked Yume on the back making her nearly stumble forward.

"Yeah, I missed you too, Hime." She replied weakly; rubbing her back and cringing.

Hime beamed and sat on a nearby bench by the village gates; "How was your training?"

"I aced it!" Yume smiled obviously in a good mood. , "How was yours?"

Hime gave her double thumbs up, "Out of this world!"

They both grinned widely high fiving each other, "Congrats, sis!" the girls shouted simultaneously.

"You'll have to tell me later." Yume mumbled; more as an afterthought then to Hime. But none the less the girl nodded in response.

Just then Naruto, Sakura, and the rest of the rookie nine came to the gates, Lee and Hinata cried buckets; while Ino, Tenten, and Chouji looked sad and remorseful.

"Are you sure you can't stay a bit longer?" Sakura whispered sadly.

"Goumen* Sakura-sensei…" Yume hugged her teacher, "Bye, Bye, I'll miss you…"

"Bye! Bye! Naruto-chi!" Hime caught her sensei in a flying glomp as he caught her and swirled her in circles; the gang could have sworn they saw flowers and sparkles…

Naruto put her down and ruffled her hair after putting the girl down, "Good bye my favorite disciple…"

"I hope we meet again!" Sakura waved as the two twins turned and walked away towards the gate; the gang watched the girls they had grown attached to in the past month and smiled.

Just as everyone turned their backs Hime and Yume were suddenly surrounded in a soft blue light and were gone.

Hime only had time to say: "THE FU-"before they disappeared; Hime and Yume were now gone from the Naruto world.

The Hokage turned to see why Hime cried out but saw nothing; "That's odd… wonder where they could have gone?" he looked to the sky, "but for some reason I think I should wish them good luck…" Naruto shook his head and ran to catch up with his friends.

"EYAHHHHHH!" Yume let out a scream as her and her twin were thrown into a blue vortex full of time lines.

"LOKI!" Hime shouted through gritted teeth,

"What is it?" he appeared beside them in a flash seeming exceedingly… comfortable! The god sat butterfly style eating popcorn as he fell with them into a white light. Hime let out a chain of unintelligible curses and insults- both in Japanese AND English!

Finally Loki made out the words: "YOU BASTARD WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING US?"

"Bleach Universe." He said monotonously as the scenery changed into a blue sky, with thin clouds, (Yume guessed it was midsummer in this world…) "Well, hope you can fly." And he was gone.

Hime paled; the gears working in her mind, "W-Wait! DAMN YOU LOKI!" they spiraled down into the Soul Society; as the ground grew closer both twins had a similar euphony: "Dear God. We are going to die…"

"Ah! Kurotsuchi-outo!" Nemu looked at her artificial father pale with shock.

"What is it?" the mad scientist looked at his 'daughter' in annoyance.

She motioned to the screen, "This spirit energy… It's off the charts!" Mayuri's eyes widened a small fraction as he saw every single needle on the monitor reach a breaking point; now everyone's eyes were on the dials as they shattered before Nemu's eyes.

"T-That's impossible!" he mumbled drowning out the gasps and whispers of his researchers, "This power is enough to rival Lord Yamamoto's…" Mayuri trailed off.

Nemu turned to him trying to regain her composer, "S-Shall I send a Hell Butterfly…?"

"No…" he put on his lab coat "I will go myself." With those words he left his research center in an uproar. When he was out of the Shinigami Research Institute he let out a sigh, "Really… a lot of shit is going down lately isn't it… Especially since those Ryogu came around.

Ichigo, Orihime, Uryu, and Chad were just about to be separated by Ichigo's massive amount of spirit energy suddenly Yuroichi noticed two figures falling from the sky her yellow cat eyes widened as they literally broke the barrier surrounding the Soul Society as they fell through.

"QUICKLY, GRAB THE PERSON CLOSEST TO YOU!" she heard herself barking orders as she noticed Chad grab Uryu and push him into Orihime, Damn, we're already getting separated… she latched onto Ichigo's shoulder. Then Orihime and Uryu seperated and finally she was separated from Ichigo and Gon.

Maybe it's better this way… she thought sighing as she went down; well for one thing she could easily protect herself and keep out of sight until she found everyone…

Suddenly she noticed she was falling with the two other figures she had seen before. She blinked in surprise noticing they were both twins and had the same dark skin she had in her original form. She also noticed their spirit energy seemed a bit off and they weren't exactly Ryogu but then again they weren't exactly souls or shinigami either. The two of them also seemed to be from the Human world. How curious… Yuroichi sweat dropped looking at the one with the pony tail cursing at the sky for all she was worth; Hurray~ now we have a second Ichigo…

Then her sister turned to her and gasped, "Oh Haruhi, Allah, and Loki… Hime… I think I know which saga we are in~" she said faintly.

'Hime' turned to study her in acknowledgment, "Save Rukia Saga?" she asked dryly.

Her twin nodded, "Save Rukia Saga."

Yuroichi cocked her head to the side. Well, this is an interesting turn for the worst…

Aizen stared in slight shock as he saw not only a light entering the Soul Society; but two figures fall into it with such massive spiritual pressure it was unbelievable.

"C-Captain Azien?" he looked at his lieutenant, Momo, "What was that light?"

He raised an eyebrow, "You didn't feel that?"

The brunette cocked her head like a curious puppy, "Feel what?"

"Oh, nothing…" Momo nodded and continued to walk with him down the hall.

It took every bit of Aizen's self control not to snap her pretty little neck. She stuck to him like glue and looked at him with such perkiness it was enough to crack his mask. And what pissed him off to no end was that he was getting used to having the little thing around, but he would have no need for her once his plans were completed! But before that he wanted her to suffer, to taint her air of innocence. Momo suddenly tripped on a loose floor board and fell flat on her face,

She looked like she was ready to cry, "I-I- I'm sorry Captain Aizen!" he helped her up out of habit.

Azien felt a shiver go up his spine gods he wanted to see her tears…no… her face in anguish would be the best… but what if she cosplayed…? A shiver went down his spin as he imagined Momo in a mini dress shrine maiden outfit with neko ears bawling on the floor… good god… what was wrong with him?

He felt a tap on his shoulder, "Eto… Azien-sama, why are you drooling?" he snapped out of his thoughts.

"Ah! Momo, it is nothing. But we've been called for a meeting." He said without a hint of hesitation in his voice. This girl… THIS THING was probably turning him into a sadistic yandere pedophile, but Azien decided not to think on that for a while… a wise chose he would later on quote.

She smiled and walked even CLOSER no leaning against his shoulder; Aizen grinded his teeth, I think I might have to play a little game of, "How-long-does-it-take-for-you-to-pass-out –while- being- strangled?"

Yuroichi, Hime, and Yume ran like hell itself was snapping at their heels, "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TURN THAT CORNER DAMN IT?" Hime screamed.

"IT'S BECAUSE, WE WERE FOLLOWING YOUR DIRECTIONS, HIME!"

"SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP, THE BOTH OF YOU AND RUN!" Yuroichi found these two girls exceedingly infuriating. And she had patience. Hell, she deals with URIHARA and ICHIGO on a daily basis for God's sake!

The army of Soul Reapers chased them around the corner; meanwhile on the other side of the corner coincidently Orihime and Uryu happened to be in the same predicament. And so; yep you guessed it blonde met red.

"Yuroichi!"

"Orihime?"

"Who the hell are you?" (A/N: Take a second and guess who said the following! X3)

"YoHimeandYumeHinawari; ; goingtohelpyouguyssave RukiaKuchuiki gotit? Got it? GOOD! NOW RUN!" Yume explained in one breath as she grabbed a still very stunned Orihime by the collar and ran down a third middle alley way just before both groups of Shinigami crashed into each other.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Inoue Orihime and this guy with the glasses is Uryu~~~!" Hime's eye twitched this girl… this – this… perky girl….just might have the potential to make second place on Hime's mental hit list, (the people at the top of her list being a tie between Loki and Robert Patterson…)

(A/N: DO NOT KILL ME OH, RABID TWILIGHT/HARRY POTTER FANGIRLS!)

"So, where to hide… where to hide…" Yume trailed off noticing a dead end alley sent from heaven. Just as the miniature army of Soul Reapers turned the corner Hime and Yume pulled Uryu and the Mary-sue "retard-red-head" (also known to many Orihime bashers as the dreaded Mary-sue R.R.H)into an alley way and hid in behind a door way.

As soon as they passed them by Hime let out a sigh, "Safe…"

Uryu turned to her again the glare from his glasses hiding his eyes, "So, what brings you two here?"

Hime rolled her eyes, "We've come to prevent a whole lot oh' shit from happening to you guys; so be grateful."

Yuroichi raised an eyebrow, "Enlighten me. What kind a shit?"

The blonde turned to the black cat with a smirk, "That, my dear Yuro-chi is an S~E~C~R~E~T~!" her smile was innocent but her face was sinister and a dark purplish aura of madness encircled her. (Of course the group was used to these scenes so they just brushed it off…)

Yuroichi twitched at the weird nick name, "Okay… you have you reasons… but we have the same goal, ne?" she looked to Yume- the seemingly more sensible twin- for conformation when she got a weak nod the cat continued, "So, if we are to work together effectively we need to get along… understand?" she turned a pointed glare to Hime; who shrugged in response.

"Maybe if I feel like it," the young teen gave another mischievous smile before slowly getting up from her crouch next to the cat, "but we need to regroup with the other members of your party right?"

"Yeah…" Yuroichi gave a tired sigh, "and another thing something in my instincts keeps on screaming at me to run away from you… Why is that?" her golden eyes grew sharp and calculating.

Even Yume, Uryu, and Orihime were looking curious now, "Like I said dear Yuro-chi~ it's a SECRET~!" Hime put a finger to her lips in a hushing position, "Now, shall we go?" she stretched,

Well, isn't this a fun dimension…

…

But I still hate you Loki.

Thank you, I know.

YEEEEEEEK!

A/N: What'd you think? I had fun writing this, plus I decided to make Aizen a creeper… DEAL WITH IT! Soooo, its three in the morning and I was on a sugar high when I made the ending to this chappy Soooo many friggin line breaks UHG~~ it bugs me!… Please give me feed back! I LIVE on the FLESH of reviews; MUHAHAHAHA! Yet again, sorry about my sugar high…good night; A. Writer out. *salutes then collapses onto bed*

"Sensei"=Teacher

"Goumen"=Sorry

"Ne"= I think its the equivuallent to "Right?"...? But anyway correct me if I'm wrong. *shrugs*