Cardcaptor Ryoko-san, I'm sorry…I went crazy with this part.

Disclaimer-I do not own Hetalia, nor do I own a high-tech toilet.

Part2-Toilet humor

Upon arriving at the hotel, Alfred explored the room and made an interesting discovery in the bathroom.

"This is one high tech toilet."

"We have a nice view of Tokyo and THAT is what you find to be interesting?" Arthur said, opening the curtains. "I will never understand you."

"But Artie, look at it! It has buttons and stuff! Check out these features: Heat seat, cool seat, massage, water jet adjustment, raise the seat, air conditioning or heating for the whole room, automatic air deodorizer, eject…"

"Eject? It does not say that….does it?" Arthur walked over and took a closer look…whereupon Alfred pushed the button for the bidet and Arthur received a jet of hot water in his face.

"Ha ha! Made you look!"

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!"

Alfred ran around the room laughing while a very angry, and very wet, Arthur chased him.

"Well you two are never dull, I'll say that." Matthew said, sighing as he watched the scene.

Francis agreed.

After the chase, the two nations were exhausted and went to bed. Matthew and Francis did the same. That night, Alfred had a dream. The dream recreated the events of the day. He was looking at the toilet buttons and found a new one.

"Transform into Britannia Angel? What the heck is this?"

He pushed the button. Arthur's clothes changed into a toga with angel wings, a halo, and a star wand.

"Wh…what did you do to me?!" Arthur shouted, pulling the toga down as it was quite short and showed a little more of his legs than he wanted.

Alfred said nothing; he only stared for about 5 minutes.

"Change me back you dolt!" Arthur finally screamed.

"I'm trying!" Alfred could not find a button that said "Change back." He started pressing random buttons frantically. He pressed the bidet button and water squirted in his face.

Alfred opened his eyes and quickly noticed his face and hair were really wet. Standing over his bed was Arthur, with a smugly satisfied smile on his face, holding an empty water glass.

"Don't ever mess with the empire on which the sun never sets."

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After drying his face and getting dressed, Alfred hurried to the lobby to join the other nations. First, the group went on a tour of Tokyo Tower.

"It looks like the Eiffel tower!" Alfred pointed out. (1) "Kiku, you copied Francis' design."

"Don't worry about it Alfred, I consider it a compliment." Francis replied, putting his arm around Kiku's waist. "It's a form of flattery. It means he likes me."

Kiku looked at him nervously. "W…well, I…I liked the design. It looked like a good design for a communications tower. It's taller than the Eiffel Tower actually."

An anime style vein pulsed in Francis' head while Arthur fought to hold back his laughter.

Francis huffed. "Your tower may be larger but…"

A frying pan came out of nowhere and hit him on the back of the head.

After he regained consciousness, the cast visited the Imperial Palace Plaza and Asakusa Kannon Temple. Gilbert discovered something that he believed was more interesting.

"Hey! I think someone stole all the toilets!" he said as he ran out of the restroom.

"No they didn't; these are Japanese style toilets." Kiku explained.

"………….You're kidding, right?"

"No."

Gilbert slowly turned his head toward the restroom door. "I don't have to go anymore…" (2)

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After the tour, everyone went back to their hotel rooms to rest. Just like Alfred, Denmark explored his hotel room. He found a switch near the bathroom door.

"What does this switch do?"

He flipped it switch.

"Hey!" he heard Norway, who was in the bathroom, call out. "It's dark in here!

"Oooh!" Denmark instantly realized he had found a fun new toy.

"Turn this light back on now."

"No way."

"You suck."

Denmark only laughed.

Sometime later, Norway opened the door with a pissed off look on his usually emotionless face.

"You are such a child." He said.

"And PROUD of it!" Denmark replied.

Norway was not the only one who had to use the bathroom in the dark. When Berwald and Tino returned from a trip to the ice machine Berwald decided to shower. As soon as Denmark heard the water running he turned off the lights.

"OI!"

"Gotcha!"

"T'rn the lights back on, Den."

"Yes Denmark, please turn them back on." Tino said.

"Nope! This is for leaving the Kalmar Union!"

"Wh'n I fin'sh, yer dead."

Unfortunately Berwald forgot just how good Denmark was at hide and seek. After his shower he searched all over the room for the Dane but couldn't find him anywhere.

"Wh're is 'e?"

"I don't know." Tino said guiltily.

"He made us close our eyes and ears and had us count to 110." Norway explained.

"I'm sorry." Tino said. "I should have peaked."

"'s ok. 'll find h'm event'ally."

"Well, good luck Su-san," Tino said, opening the bathroom door. "I think I'll shower now."

As soon as the sound of running water was heard, Denmark burst out of a suitcase and shut off the bathroom lights.

"What the?!"

He laughed maniacally. "No one can stop me!"

Berwald stood in front of the Dane, showing how much taller he was than him. He bent down to look into his eyes.

"W'nna bet?"

Denmark gulped and quickly filled the switch back on.

"Th'ts better. Now, d'dn't I say I w's gonna fin'sh ya?"

When Tino exited the bathroom he found Denmark in a pile of bed sheets, rolled up and looking like a caterpillar.

"Ok Ber, you've had your fun, now untie me." The Dane commanded.

"Tino, Norway, whadaya say we leave 'im like this fer the night?"

"Sounds good." Norway said, sending a picture text of the Denmark caterpillar to Iceland.

"I don't see anything wrong with it." Said Tino.

"Hey! Can't you guys take a joke?!"

"'ave ya ever tried adjustin' the water of yer show'r in the dark?" Berwald asked. "I b'rned m'self."

"Su-san, I had no idea." Tino said, concerned. "Does it still hurt?"

"'m fine. But if ya wanted t' kiss it better…"

Tino blushed. "Er, we have ice you know."

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"You know what I just noticed," Alfred said. 'This toilet has all these features but I can't find the button that says "Flush". Ha! Whadaya know?! The Japanese create a toilet with all these cool features but they forgot the most important one!"

"It's right here, you idiot." Arthur pointed to a button that clearly said "flush".

"Oh….I thought that was an emergency button or something."

Arthur sighed. "I'm glad I'm not actually related to you…"

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(1)Tokyo Tower resembles the Eiffel Tower with a few differences.

(2) .org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan

Francis: Why do I keep getting hurt in this story?! D=

Me: I'm sorry. =( *Guilty puppy dog eyes* I'll stop hurting you.

Francis: Merci.