On the title screen.
Edd: Okay so why are we playing the first one and not the new Call of Duty.
Eddy: I told you already, because I'm expecting to get the second one for Christmas!
Edd: I know, I just like when you get that angry.
Playing the first level and just broke into Castro's bedroom where he is using a woman as a shield.
Edd: Oh it's bullet time. I'm taking the shot.
Eddy: Well don't hit the whore!
Edd: I'm not, see I got a clean shot.
Eddy: Great then put a cap in his cigar smokin' ass!
The shot is fired and kills Castro. Sgt. Woods then shoot's the woman.
Eddy: What the hell!
Edd: Wow.
Eddy: He just mowed her down. He didn't even care. He's my friggin' hero!
Edd: Haha, America!
Eddy: We all love you Wood.
Edd: That's what your mom said last night.
Eddy: What the...
Just have been caught by the Cubans.
Eddy: What the hell?
Edd: No, I killed you! What's he's doing back?
Eddy: His face must be bullet proof or something.
Edd: What if, and stay with me here, he has Wolverine powers? Huh? Huh?
Eddy: I... I hate you so much right now.
Edd: You're no fun.
Eddy: Then why'd you come over here!?
On the scene where Mason and company are captured by the Vietcong and forced to play Russian roulette. Ice Cube's character has just been shot.
Edd: Nooooo! Ice Cube! You had so many funky fresh beats to mix still yo.
Eddy: And now he's dead. But hey he's been dead to me for years.
Edd: I think to you and the rest of the world.
Woods is brought out for interrogation next.
Edd: Oh my God. They're still playing that Russian gun game thing. They're sick! Sicker then you Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi lesbo fanfic.
Eddy: I... Shut up!
Reching the end of the game.
Eddy: So wait, did he kill Kennedy or not?
Edd: The numbers were going through his head and he was in the crowd stalking him.
Eddy: 'Oh hey Ted.'
Edd: 'Yeah bill?'
Eddy: 'See that psycho looking dude in the crowd following the president?'
Edd: 'Eeyup.'
Eddy: 'Should we check him out or something?'
Edd: 'Na.'
Eddy: 'Yeah, you're right. Not like he would want to kill the most important man in the world, right?'
Back on main menu screen.
Eddy: You know what? The story is too confusing. You brought over your own controller?
Edd: Let me check... Yes.
Eddy: Perfect, cause we're fighting motherf**** zombies you SOB!
Starts the Pentegon arena.
Edd: Who am I?
Eddy: You? Oh you're Castro you communist son of a b***h!
Edd: What? No I don't wanna be anti American!
Eddy: Yeah, well you are so suck on that.
Edd: So you're Nixon.
Eddy: I don't care at least he's American.
Just fought off a Wave of zombies and use their points to upgrade their weapons.
Eddy: Check this fire power mofo!
Opens fire on Castro.
Edd: What the hell are you doing?
Eddy: Fighting for America, Communist!
Edd: Well take this Patriot.
Fires back at Nixon. Meanwhile the Zombies break into the room already and come up behinde Castro.
Edd: Oh damn they're right behinde me.
Turns firing on them while still being attacked by Nixon.
Eddy: Take it bitch! Hahahah.
Falls to the floor.
Eddy: Ha, America!
The Zombies then overwhelm Nixon due to a lack of ammo.
Edd: Ha! You died too.
Eddy: It doesn't matter. So doesn't matter. My dick got so hard from bringing you down with me.
Edd: Ah, just like in real life.
Eddy: That's just how I roll home boy.
Edd: I'm flattered that me going down gives you a rager.
Eddy:... Shut up!