Kuro-kun: ITS FREAKING HARD TRYING TO UPDATE WITH YOUR PHONE. The reason why I haven't updated in a while is because I lost my laptop, it was sold by my dad /sigh/ well whatever. Don't blame me if there are mistakes, blame my phone. It's already pissing me off as I write this.
An hour after, both had freshened up. They were dressed, just before the idiot trio decided to strike their stupidity again. The chef blew shit up again while the gardener broke things 'accidentally',The maid...well she was being herself; Tripping over nothing every second and crashing into priceless artifacts.
Sebastian had to leave to tend them, leaving Ciel to roam the mansion with his cane...it was a cover up for his aching back. They'd got on it so hard.
"SURPRISEEEE." Screamed a blonde female, bursting through the front door with Grell..in his 'butler' form following behind. And yes, the two main characters certainly were surprised.
"Elizabeth." The earl stated, walking down the stairs, "Where did you get him," His cane pointed to a 'worried' Grell, "From?"
Elizabeth pouted, "You didn't even greet me! I'm not telling you!"
His fiancé was so childish, it pissed him off- wait. His fiancée. Fiancée...he had sex with Sebastian, yet he was engaged. Wasn't this cheating? Oh shit, he totally forgot. Was he going to get found out? Wait, did it even matter?
Sebastian appeared from who the hell knows where and collected Elizabeth's coat and other unneeded accessories such as balloons and pink frilly shit.
Ciel eyed him. Sebastian pissed him off by ignoring his presence, "Good evening M'Lady. Dinner will be prepared shortly. Please make yourself comfortable."
Elizabeth grinned, "You can be like him, Ciel! Thank you Sebastian."
Grell stalked Sebastian, wanting to 'help' with dinner
Ciel simply rolled his eyes.
"I have something for you! Follow me." The said fiancé giggled, running to the guest room she usually slept in.
Ciel sighed deeply and walked behind her.
Meanwhile, Grell had still kept his form and acted innocent at every action. It started to piss Sebastian off.
"Shinigami." He started, "What are you doing here."
Grell giggled, covering his mouth to make it sound muffled, "To see you of course!"
The raven gave a menacing smile with killing vibes, "Oh really?" He picked up a fork and stabbed him, "Oops, my hand slipped."
The Red Head was moaning, "Ah~ Sebas-chan! Not so hard~" he stopped moaning when he received a glare, he sighed in defeat. "A job."
"Oh?" He neared him.
"I-I can't tell you though."
Sebastian ran his hand through Grells dyed hair and kissed them, "That's too bad. I was looking forward to it." He looked up, giving his best puppy look that worked on everyone but his master.
"KYAAA~~~"
Meanwhile, Elizabeth had dragged a suspicious Ciel into the dark room, "close your eyes." She instructed.
Ciel crossed his arms, "Is that necessary? It's already dark in here"
"It is!" She whined, "now close them!"
The male sighed, closing his non patched eye. He heard some clothing ruffling and heavy breathing, "uh...?"
"D-don't open them yet!" Elizabeth exclaimed, "I'm almost done."
"Hurry up." He growled, "I have paper work."
"You're always busy!" She exploded, "You barely ever look at me! ...Even though I'm your fiancé."
Ciel opened his eyes out of annoyance and was about to snap back but fell on his butt instead, "E-Elizabeth!" He shouted, "Put on some clothing, why are you naked!?"
The blonde grabbed Ciel's hand and placed it over her chest, "This is your surprise. I want you to be my first."
Ciel gasped, squirming when his hand was forced on her boob. It was soft..and squishy...But it wasn't erotic. No matter how much he looked at it, it was only a lump of skin on a woman's body.
His eyes trailed down to her waist. It was thin...and fragile. He hated fragile people. They broke easily. His eyes trailed down even lower. He gagged at the sight. She had her legs spread.
"Why aren't you hard? Is my body not enough!?" She started hitting his chest, "I want to give myself to you! Say something!"
Ciel shook his head, "I'm sorry Elizabeth..I can't...I can't do this."
Tears threatened to fall, "B-but we're going to get married!"
"It was arranged."
"So?!"
"I'm sorry.." He repeated, "But I really can't.."
She dropped to the floor, "Ahaha...I see how it is...you're in love with someone else right? That's why you don't look at me, right?!"
"It's..." Sebastian suddenly popped up in his mind, "it's not like that.."
"It is! I bet you're having all the women to yourself! AM I NOT ENOUGH?!"
"For gods sake, I am not attracted to women!" He snapped, "I never have been but since you were my only relative, I had no choice to become engaged to you in order to continue the Phantomhive line!"
"Wha...y-you mean.."
"I'm homosexual." He finally admitted. He hid it for a long time, it felt good to let it out though, "Get dressed. We're having dinner in a moment." He grabbed his cane and walked to the door, being stopped by Elizabeth.
"W-why...?"
He ignored her and exited the door, closing it behind him. Aha, he hurt Elizabeth. This was terrific.
He sighed, walking to his office. She wasn't worth his time anyway. She could continue the line by herself, without his help. Just fuck a guy, right? Simple as that!
"What do you mean Elizabeth is going to die?" Sebastian eyed the Shinigami.
Grell's eyes turned into hearts, "hehe Sebasss-chan~ you know I need more persuasion~~."
The butler inwardly sighed, loosening up his tie, "It is hot in here, don't you think?"
Grell screamed, blushing, "You're so naughty~!"
Trying to deal with the Shinigami was disgusting as it was. Seducing him was the only method the red head desired. He basically had no choice.
He pressed against Grell and apologized, "sorry, I stumbled."
Grell had a major nosebleed. It was honestly easy dealing with him. "AHH~ Sebbassss-chan! You win! I'm here to collect her soul, being her butler was the only way to get near her." He squealed, "It's her time~ in about a year, she'll give birth and die. This is a special case because the father will not be a human! It's my job up investigate who the father will be."
Sebastian nodded and rubbed his chin in thought. His master certainly was a human and he himself did not have any ulterior motives towards her. The servants were human also...so it wasn't anyone inside. But who...?
"I see."
"I want a kiss as a reward!"
The raven gave him a glare, smiling, "It's time to serve dinner." He reminded him, pointing to the clock, "It begins in five minutes. I expect it to be done by then, since you took most of my time."
Grell pouted, "Hmp!" It wasn't fair that he didn't get his kiss. But he loved Sebastian anyways so he could bear with it.
With Sebastian's skills and Grell's clumsiness, they managed to make it just in time...they weren't human, it would seem impossible in human terms but they were fucking supernatural. They could do anything. (Don't question how they got it done in five minutes)
"I'll leave you to inform Lady Elizabeth and My Lord."
Grell nodded and brushed his clothing before exiting the kitchen to fetch Elizabeth.
"Lady Liz, it's time for-" he was stopped at the sight when he opened the door. "L-Lady Liz?"
Her blonde hair was down, bangs covering her crying face. She barely made an attempt to dress, she was still exposed.
Grell scattered towards her, blushing a bit. He grabbed the sheets and placed it over her, "Lady Liz, what happened?" Usually he wasn't the one in charge to dress her, he was a male of course. That made no sense. He didn't know anything of dressing a lady.
Elizabeth looked up at him with puffy eyes. As soon as he came into sight, she blew up once again, crying in his arms. "Grell!" She sobbed, "I-I don't know what to do!" A handful of his hair was grabbed as she hugged him tightly.
"L-Lady Liz, what happened?" He asked, unsure of the situation. He'd never been embraced so willingly.
The blonde pulled away after a few minutes, tears still spewing. Her breathing had calmed down a bit, but he heart was still in pain. "C-Ciel." She choked, "he doesn't want me.." She bawled even more after that sentence. She loved him with all her heart, and she thought he loved her too, but she was obviously wrong..."I'm all alone.."
Grell actually felt sympathy towards her, for he, too, knew how she felt. He sighed and pat her head, smiling. He knew Ciel had a thing for his butler at first sight...and he smelled Ciel all over Sebastian too. He was obviously hoping for nothing. He could never have Sebastian as Elizabeth could never have Ciel.
"Lady Liz." He sighed, pulling her closer into the hug, "Ciel is not worth it. He's always so cold, a pretty girl like you deserves better."
Elizabeth sniffled, hiccuping as her breathing calmed down a bit. She listened.
"I mean, look at you! You're so likable and bright. Tears don't suit you." He pulled back, wiping her tears away. He also forced her lips into a smile.
Elizabeth giggled, wiping her face with the sheets, "Thank you Grell." She muttered with a broken voice.
"Not a problem." He huffed, helping her up. "Dinner starts in a few." He could feel her tense up, "don't worry, I'll protect you."
Elizabeth looked up from her messy hair, "Thank you so much Grell..."
"What can I say? You're like a best friend to me." He coughed, hoping she'd feel better. And from the looks of that, it did.
She was smiling brightly. "You're so gentle.." She muttered.
"We should get your dressed. Uh.."
"I don't mind if you dress me... I trust you."
Grell's heart ached. To think this girl was going to die soon...He shook his head. It was bad to get attached. He almost got attached to Lady Red..If he did, he would fail to do his mission.
"I understand."
It was an awkward situation. His hand accidentally brushed against her...her chest. It was embarrassing. He thought he was gay, but this situation made his heart beat. Usually things like this didn't affect him. But the innocent look on her face...FUCKIDY FUCK.
He quickly dressed her, exiting the room for fresh air. He didn't want to seem suspicious so he made it seem he was opening the door for her.
He had her escorted to the dining room. It smelled so good...everything was shining. It looked amazing. As expected from Sebastian. "Lady Liz." He coughed, "Um I have to retrieve..the young master."
Elizabeth looked up at him with a pout, "I-it's okay...as long as you're with me the entire time."
Grell nodded, bowing.
"Grell..I..I also think of you as a friend."
The Shinigami smiled, nodding his head.
He made his way through the halls, it was complicated. The doors seemed exactly the same. As he passed a door, he heard a noise. He backed up and peeked through it.
"S-Seb...not here."
"My lord.." Sebastian ignored the order and continued to ravish his mouth, "I won't go all the way.."
"S-still!" He whined, moaning when his most sensitive spot in his mouth was abused.
Grell's heart sunk a million layers to hell. He gloomily sighed and made his way back to the dining room.
"Grell!"
"Yes, Lady Liz?"
"Come here, look at this!"
He trotted over to her, gasping at the sight, "b-but how..!?"