002 - Mixmaster's Black Hole
One fine day, Mixmaster (strangely) had nothing to do. Not even his wacky experiments... well, that's what he did all the time.
RRRIINNG! Suddenly, the phone rang.
"Hello! Mixmaster's labs here."
"Well hello Mixture! Fixey here!"
"What? A fix? For what?"
"Fixey. I am your assistant! Fixfaster!"
"OH!? Fixfaster needs a fix!? What happened!?"
"..."
"..."
"... I am fixfaster and I am in one piece. All shiny and perfect."
"Oh oh oh! I feared that..."
"I was sucked by a black hole? Mixer that's too much." (It is said that the two could communicate telepathically too. Who knows...)
*BEEP*
*BEEP*
"Hello! Fixey? Hellooooooo!"
*BEEP*
*BEEP*
*BEEP*
Mixmaster cut the phone and forgot to call again. "A black hole, huh? But who said that, and why does the thought of it make me feel that I forgot something? AHHH! I had to talk to Fixey!"
Saying that to himself, he went to Fixfaster's home.
Mixmaster rushed inside. Fixfaster served biscuits but Mixmaster didn't need them as he had already eaten Fixfaster's table-cloth, because he was asked to eat what was kept "on the table", and the table cloth was "on the table" - just as Fixey said.
"A great loss it is, inviting you to my home. Last time it was... uh... nothing... and now this. You're making progress! What is it Mixture?"
And Mixmaster told him all he wanted.
Fixfaster replied, "A black hole? You're serious? Well if you are, you better create one in my college. Then it would be Sunday round the year. I mean, everyday would be a holiday."
Mixmaster was amazed. "Weren't you the studious one?"
Fixfaster was clever as well. He carefully managed saying, "Uh no. I just didn't want your poor house to take any more damage."
And Mixmaster was the foolish one. He took this excuse seriously. "Thanks for caring. You're more of my brother than my assistant. And where is your college?"
Fixfaster explained him the address, but it was of no use. Mixmaster didn't figure it out and wouldn't have found Fixfaster's college by trial and error method. This took a week (would have taken more, only he asked Fixfaster again for a clearer explanation), and finally he was at Fixey's college.
He gained entry into the college as a scientist who wanted to demonstrate a new discovery, using a fake invitation letter (Mixmaster easily fools people, isn't that true?) and everybody believed him.
In the lab he got to work, only he connected some wrong wires, resulting in Primus-knows-what, and the bell to ring once every minute. These chain reactions somehow fooled everyone that it was time to go back home.
Mixmaster doesn't usually stop at one reaction. He connected another wire to power his invention, the "Black Hole Generator" (made of wooden sticks and some energon), but short-circuited the mains, resulting in electrical fire. This burned several rooms and two labs.
Fixfaster's dream was indeed made true, only it was "mini-vacation" due to renovation work, and not a "permanent vacation". But Fixfaster didn't know this (nor did Mixmaster) and all he got was a 0% attendance on his report card.
What is our conclusion from this? Mixmaster is a bag full of 100 PERCENT MESS.