Chapter 3: Shoot Him or Nuke Him
Saturday, 3 April 2010
1:34 AM
I won't be writing a story for this chapter, just explaining it.
Shoot him
Edward Cullen, while being "Incredibly fast, strong and agile", is not fast enough, nor does he have the reaction time to dodge a bullet. Based on, well, general biology, even if Edward is dead, it should be easy to kill him simply by stopping his brain activity, the only thing that causes Edward's existence. If we cut off his brain from the rest of his body, he won't be able to function, and will finally be completely dead.
As such, to kill him, we simply need to shoot him in the head. The only problem is catching him unprepared. To do this, we either need to:
A: Catch him in a place with so many people that he can't process them all at once, or
B: Find someone like Bella, who's mind he can't read.
Nuke him
A nuclear bomb. Assuming Edward is bound by the laws of physics, (which of course, he is required to be, otherwise he would fade out of existence), he would not be able to survive a nuclear bomb. It would quite literally pull him apart at a molecular level, atom by atom, and destroy him completely. Even if Edward somehow managed to get warning that the bomb was coming, he wouldn't be able to avoid it without running about 6km in the time it takes for the bomb from the plane to hit the ground. And chances are, he would have to run even further, with the 6km requirement suggesting that less than 10% of the nuke actually reacted.
AN: More will come. Just be patient. Wait till I've finished my D&D adventure for my friends and I and you'll get another chapter :P course, more humour coming in the next few XD