The Thirteen Elements

by Lacto3.1415

SSBM. Crazy Hand separates the 26 smashers into pairs and sends them all out to look for objects representing thirteen elements. They don't know what the Hand is up to and most don't question it. Some of them do though, thinking there's a sinister plot behind this. Will they be able to find out what's really going on?

3. Luigi and Mewtwo

Chapter Three: The Plumber and The Psychic Cat

Mewtwo and Luigi started on their journey. Those two had the very dangerous task of finding the star element. Of course, all the tasks were dangerous, but this was one of the worst because it involved the strangeness of space...and stars...and planets...and black holes.

"Did you say black holes?" asked Luigi.

"No." Mewtwo replied.

"Someone did..." Luigi said, now confused.

"Yeah. You just did." Mewtwo stated, wandering ahead quickly.

"Hey!" Luigi yelled at him, "You can't just ditch me!"

"Oh yes I can."

"No you can't!"

"I can. Don't argue."

"Why do you never use exclamation points?"

"Because I don't want to."

"But they make life interesing!"

"Yeah, too interesting. You seem to be using them excessively."

"It's not my fault!"

"Oh yes it is."

Luigi sighed. He just had to get stuck with one of the most serious smashers on a serious journey...just his luck. The two arrived at their destination: the top of a very tall mountain.

"This is tall!" Luigi exclaimed.

"No way. Anyways, there should a portal somewhere around here that will transport us to our next destination."

"Where's that"
"I don't actually know. Master Hand just said it was located in space and was some strange sort of building. There we would find some dude with the ability to summon stars."

"Interesting...how long will it take to get there?"

"We are here at the portal. We are hopefully going to arrive at our next destination soon. Do not make me use an exclamation point either."

"Why not?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Oh forget it." Mewtwo finished that conversation. They arrived at the portal, with Luigi looking in wonder.

"That's amazing!"

"Yeah."

"How do these things work?"

"It depends."

"And..."

"It just depends. There is no way we can tell how this is going to work by just looking at it."

"Aw!..."

"Let's go on." Mewtwo stated, jumping into the strange portal. Luigi was of course, very hesitant. He did not trust this thing, but his partner went in without trouble (or so he thought). After a couple minutes of arguing with himself, Luigi finally jumped into the portal...awaiting all adventures! Muahaha!