Chapter 3 ... Intoxicated

"A man cannot reason with the woman he loves: he cares about her too much."


Alice grabbed my hand towing me upstairs to Rose's room.

I was pushed into Rose's bathroom demanded to take a shower, while Rose used Jasper's shower and Alice used the guest one.

I used a Jasmine scented body wash and Jasmine scented shampoo and conditioner, it was nice but I miss my strawberry scented stuff.

I was somewhat excited about tonight, I don't like the prospect of getting drunk but I knew Rose would persuade me and then Jasper or Emmett would be towing me upstairs to my bed. Luckily I would be staying at Rose's tonight, so Jasper would be towing me to Rosalie's bed instead. Alice was staying to but she would most likely go to Jaspers room and pester him. Well, pester isn't the exact word, let's just be thankful that Kristina (their mum) installed sound proof walls because of Jaspers drum and guitar.

Knock. Knock. Knock...........................................Bang. Bang. Bang.

"Get the hell outa there, B!" I heard Alice yell, so much for the peaceful uncorrupted girl. She was psycho. Rose and Alice were scary as hell when it comes to fashion and beauty. They turned me into a hater, I used to not like but not loathe fashion but now everytime I go shopping with them I get an intense urge to kill myself.

Bang. Bang. Bang.

"Bellaaaaaaaaaaa. I WILL come in and get you!" her voice was threatening and I didn't once doubt her. I knew Alice and I knew she would happily pick the lock and drag my sorry ass out the shower.

"Coming Darling!" I said sweetly earning a grunt from the other side and hearing Rose laugh at what I presumed was Alice's bitter expression.

I pulled myself out from the shower, wrapping myself in a towel before stepping out to see the fashionistas.

Alice's hair was already dry and spiking out in all directions, while Rose was dressed and had her make-up done but her hair was still wet. I noticed their outfits. Rose was wearing a zebra printed dress that resembled origami around the bust, she wore red heels and a deck of card like bracelet, she looked fabulous. Alice on the other hand supported elegance with a lilac dress that twisted and lapped at the shoulder, she supported this with lilac jewellery and white peep-toe heels. I couldn't help but wonder what my outfit would look like, but that was cut short when I was physically tackled and thrown into a chair. Sheesh these girls are crazy.

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What seemed like hours later I had my hair done, Alice usually left it in its usual curls but apparently my outfit was really edgy, so she straightened my hair.

"Wow, Bella do you know when we straighten your hair it nearly goes to your sexy ass!" Rose exclaimed, damn Jasper to the pitfalls of hell for bringing her up some beer.

I could hear the music blaring downstairs as the party had started nearly an hour ago. My make-up was quite plain because apparently my outfit was eye-catching enough.

Alice pulled me to my feet and I saw the outfit, it was sexy, edgy and chic. It consisted of a faded union jack dress with really tied ankle boots and a gold necklace. I knew that If I went shopping I wouldn't have dared try this on (unless I was with Alice, then I'd have no choice) but it looked really nice.

. . .

I gasped in the mirror as the three of us stood afore it. We looked so different, Alice supported grace and elegance, Rose class and fabulous and I edgy and chic. We grinned at our reflections as Alice punched her fist in the air, proud of her work. (PICS ON PROFILE)

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I was trying desperately to pull back from Alice and Rosie's pull. We were near the top of the staircase and of course they wanted to make a dramatic entrance.

"Move your ass, bitch!" Rose growled, ouch no more alcohol for you.

"But you don't understand I'll trip down the stairs or something" I cried out.

Alice rolled her eyes pulling me forward, and for such a small person she is freaking strong! I whimpered and Alice giggled.

They managed to pull me atop the stairs but truthfully, now I was more scared they would let me go and I would plummet face first to my death.

Rose grinned at Emmett who looked up from the stereo. He smiled and she gestured to him making him turn down the radio. Rose cleared her throat and everyone looked up at us, expectant. Rose grinned throwing her arm in the air still clutching the beer can. I knew she was going to give a dramatic speech so I sucked in my breath and tried not to blush at the staring crowd.

"Live for Today...Plan for Tomorrow...Party. Tonight!!!!" she screamed making everyone shout excitedly and wolf whistled.

I sniggered following them down.

"So, Rose. That was deep girl" Alice giggled.

Rose mock rolled her eyes grinning at Alice "I got it off the internet" that was all it took for Alice and I to burst out laughing.

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I watched Alice and Rose dancing. Alice was dancing respectfully with Jasper whereas Emmett and Rose supported the bump n' grind that should only be in R rated music videos, If that's possible.

I rolled my eyes but froze when I felt hot breath run against my neck. I didn't dare turn knowing who it was and knowing they wanted a reaction. I felt Edwards lips come in contact with my ear and I bit back a shudder.

"Having fun?" his velvet voice whispered seductively.

I sighed not meeting his gaze "Yes actually. What is it to you, Cullen?"

He chuckled "Just making sure your pleased that's all" his arms snaked around my waist and I just rolled my eyes when he pulled me against his chest.

He was warm but I unlatched him from me and turned to glare at him. He smiled crookedly making me scowl.

"What do you want?" I snapped.

He grinned "Oh there is one thing" he said suggestively and I stopped myself from hitting him, can't afford to be sued. Plus, Alice would be pissed, one... because she is against violence and two... I'm pretty sure she doesn't want me attacking her cousin Edward.

"Ain't goanna happen" I shrugged.

He came closer to me, a smiled. I spelled beer from his usual sweet breath. I turned my nose in distaste earning a questioning look from him.

"Edward. How much have you drunk?" I asked almost like a mother, I knew not alot because he wasn't swaying but enough for him to reek of it.

"More than you have" he smiled, but his face portrayed something like smugness, or that he expected I hadn't drank.

I glared at him "What is that supposed to mean?"

He shrugged "No, don't take it wrong. It's no big deal that you're scared of alcohol"

I tightened my jaw and clenched my fists. I grabbed his can and downed it. His eyes were wide and he looked sort of proud. "Oh I'm scared am I?"

He shook his head, amusement in his eyes. I stepped into the kitchen to get a drink, because hell a pissed girl needs to fuel her anger.

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Alice was pointedly laughing at me because I was a little swayed. I hate alcohol, I can't believe I drank nine cans to prove Edward wrong. Stupid sea animal, aren't sea animals intriguing? Is that just me...

I looked to see almost everyone still here; alot stopped dancing because they hadn't stopped until they were tired. I watched the rest until someone stood in front of me. I looked up to see Mike, grinning.

"Hey Bella... wanna dance?" he smiled. Ah, what the hell, he's kind of cute, too baby cute but still, I won't die if I dance with him.

I took his hand and he led me towards the group of dancing couples and groups, I saw Jessica glare at me so I smiled brightly at her just to tick her off.

The music started and it was rap-ish, I smiled, wow so pretty. I tuned when I heard Mike laugh. "Bella you've drank too much, your spaced out"

I smiled at him before turning my back to his chest and swaying my hips against him. He moaned a little making me laugh, did I just... you...know? O' well it's fun.

He grabbed my hips and I could hear Rose, Jasper, Alice and Emmett cheer me on as I grinded against him. He began rubbing against me until his presence was gone completely. Huh?

I turned around to see Mike sulking away and Edward standing cross armed down at me, jeez he looks like my dad when I stole from the cookie jar, reminding me off his words 'Crime can start at a young age, and stealing cookies is the trigger' I giggled to myself before meeting the stern glare of Edward.

"Hey!" I exclaimed "I was enjoying that!"

He scoffed "I bet you were"

I nodded eagerly to get back to Mike, hey a girl can have fun.

"You're not going back to him" he hissed holding out his arm which I walked into, I felt like one of those stupid people who walk into barriers thinking that after awhile it'll just move.

"Edwaaaaaaard!" I whined and he smiled smugly before slinging me over his shoulder. I wriggled to free myself but he walked up the stairs. I began getting excited by the prospect of going upstairs with Edward.

"Are you taking me up here to make, sweet sweeeet love to me?" I giggled, somehow I didn't blush, must be the alcohol since without it I wouldn't have said it without being drunk.

I basically heard him roll his eyes. "No." He said dropping me on spare bedroom bed, since Rose and Jasper would be occupying their lovers in their rooms.

"Why not?" I pouted my lip.

He chuckled then it turned into a frown. "Because you are intoxicated, and I will not take advantage of you" he said sternly.

I pouted as he pulled off my shoes and jewellery and pulled the covers over me. "Where you going?" I asked.

"Talk to Jasper" he shrugged. I was about to say bye but he had already left and locked me in the room.

I shrugged, yawned and everything went blank.

What you think? Bella isn't really going to remember anything except the fact that Edward locked her in there (she'll find that out anyway) and that she has a killer headache. So she'll blow her cap at Edward in the morning, pretty much.

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