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Halt: Will you better not take me to the doctor or I'll shoot you.

Cocks bow and aims at Will's forehead.

Will: Ok! I won't take you to the doctor.

Halt lowers bow.

Redbat: Ok…I don't own Ranger's Apprentice, Wizard Swears, or Halt's Beard. Please R and R. Enjoy!

During that night, Halt became insane. He was talking to himself, thinking of horrible plans (which he thought were brilliant) on how to get his delicious cake from under Will's bed. But what he didn't know was that his 'brilliant' plans always had a problem.

Will woke up at dawn. He yawned, and then went into the restroom to get ready for the day.

While Will was away, Halt crept into his room. He went on with his plan.

Before his plan was completed, Will barged in.

Halt was only halfway under the bed when the door opened. He quickly put the cake container under his gray beard.

"Um… what are you doing under my bed?" asked Will.

At the sound of Will's voice Halt banged his head.

"Ouch! I mean… um… checking for rats!" Halt said as casually as he could.

Halt stood up, now completely out from under the bed.

"Um…don't get offended but, why is your beard bigger than normal?" asked Will.

"Beards grow, you know," replied Halt.

"Ok…"

"Well, pip pip Doodey doo!"

Halt started to leave but then, the cake container fell form behind his beard!

Will pointed at the cake container, then asked rudely, "What is that?"

"NOTHING," yelled Halt.

"Is, is that cake?" Will asked with wide eyes.

Right at that moment Halt yelled,"Voldemort's Nipple!" Then took the cake, and ran for his life.

Will was shaking with fury, that it looked like he was going to explode in three seconds…

Halt: lol you're such a hot head Will!

Will: no I'm not! You know that chocolate cake is my favorite! And you didn't share.

Halt: well chocolate cake is my favorite too! And whenever I do share it with you, you hog the whole thing!

Will: grr…

Redbat: …Ok…I hope you guys enjoyed the story! Please review! Include what you think is going to happen in the next and last chapter.

Will: isn't that one about the imaginary

Redbat: SHUT UP Will you're not supposed to tell them! Anyway I hope you enjoyed! Merry Xmas!