Hecate P.O.V.

As I woke up, I kept my eyes closed and stretched languidly, then snuggled into my pillow more. Wait, this doesn't seem right… Where am I? I cracked an eyelid open and realised that my 'pillow' was actually a girl's chest. Everything then came back to me. Being summoned by that pesky little harlot of a human to destroy some town, for some ridiculous grudge. I didn't even put much effort into it, and then the human would send my back to my own world when they got fed up with me not doing what I was told. Then on the fifth day, or was it the sixth? I don't know, I'm not particularly fussed on knowing the time. Anyway then Lucy Heartfilia, who I deemed Hime as her spirits do, showed up and pulled me inside her soul, binding me to her.

I snuggled into Hime's boobs more. They were really soft. No wonder those three idiots were chasing after her. Then there was that other one. I think he was a Seith mage. He's chasing after Lucy too, but he seems to have a better approach than the other three. Honestly, how does bashing each other up make a girl like you? I doubt any of those three would have the balls to ask Hime out anyway. They are far to engrossed in fighting each other for her to actually realise that even if they win against the others, it doesn't mean that Hime will chose them. What idiot boys.

I stretched again and finally got up off Hime. Damn, she was just too comfortable. Suddenly a brilliant idea dawned on me. I could cuddle Hime all day and make those idiot boys jealous! But first, breakfast! I made my way over to Lucy's kitchen and searched through her fridge. She has an awful lot of food in here for one person. Then I remembered something about her teammates sneaking in. I suppose most of this food is for them. After cooking for a while, I decided to wake up Hime.

"Hime!" I called as I shook her gently. "Hime, breakfast is nearly ready." Hime groaned and rolled over muttering something like 'why do people always have to break in?' I rolled my eyes at her and yanked the covers off of her. "Hime, breakfast will get cold." I said as I walked back to the kitchen to plate up the pancakes and bacon. Hime stumbled over to the table and I placed her food down in front of her.

"Good morning Hime." I smiled at her warmly.

"Moring Hecate." Hime greeted me as she dug into her food. We ate in silence, and then Hime went to go have a shower as I washed up the dishes.

I lounged around as I waited for Hime to finish her shower. She soon stepped out of the bathroom wearing a cute light blue turtleneck shirt, with the sleeves pushed up to her elbows and a pair of olive green skinny jeans. I raised an eyebrow at her; she normally wore more revealing clothes.

"Are we going somewhere?" I asked and Lucy nodded her head.

"Yea, I want to head to Blue Pegasus to see Hibiki." An image of Hibiki flashed into my mind, and I wondered if Hime was interested in him. But from what I had seen of him in her memories he was a huge flirt.

"One of the Trimens? Why would you want to see that flirt?" I asked confused.

"I want to know what he knows about this whole soul linking thing we did. I know that he probably won't know as much about it as you and Crux, but I still want to find out if he knows anything." Hime said, and I nodded my understanding. It would be useful to know how much others knew about 'Heavens Seal'.

"I see, well, I seem to have suddenly developed an illness! I'll just have to stay with your soul and not meet them. What a shame." I said, there was no way I was dealing with flirts. Nor that god awful Ichiya fellow. Eww. I shuddered at the thought of meeting him. "Oh, and your getting an escort, I'm not letting you see those moronic flirts by yourself."

"I'll take my tea-" Hime stopped talking suddenly. "Actually no. I couldn't do something so cruel to Erza." I didn't need more explanation than that. Ichiya was clearly obsessed with Erza, and the poor girl would probably die of horror if she had to see him again.

"Why don't you take the Raijinshuu then? I'm sure they'd be happy to help." Hime tilted her head slightly as she thought about it.

"I don't want to impose on them… but I suppose it couldn't hurt to ask them. I'll still ask Natsu and Gray fir- Oh what am I saying? Pretty much everyone is terrified of Master Bob. Damn. Nobody is going to want to go with me." Hime sent me an image of Master Bob, and I shuddered, yea, not many people would be brave enough to go.

"Well anyway Hime, I'm going to return to your soul, call me out when we get back from Blue Pegasus." I said as I waved and dissolved into sparkles. I didn't have to do the sparkles, but it was fun.

"Bye Hecate!" Lucy called after me as I went back to Lucy's soul. It was actually quite nice here attached to Lucy's soul. I stayed in a pale blue and silver room, which had a bed and several Lacrima screens in it; there was also a fridge and a table with a couple of chairs. A writing desk stood in one corner of the room on the opposite side to the door that would lead me out of Lucy's soul and into the real world. There was also a bathroom next to the closet. All in all, it was quite a homely place. I even had pictures of me and some of the other Gods and Goddesses around the room.

I flopped onto my king sized bed and activated the Lacrima TV and flicked through the channels until I got to the kids channel. Damn I loved the Teletubbies. I mean, TV's in their stomachs. How cool is that? I had a slight obsession with children's shows. They were just so amusing. I continued to watch the Teletubbies as I sensed Hime entering the guild.


Lucy P.O.V.

I walked into the guild, already searching out the familiar faces of my Nakama. Many people greeted me and I happily greeted them back. There was suddenly an image of the Teletubbies in my head. No, Hecate couldn't be. Oh my God, she IS! She's watching the Teletubbies! God this was weird. Hecate was currently inside my soul watching Lacrima TV. That just seemed so wrong. How did that even work anyway? Was she in like a room or something?

Apparently Hecate heard my thoughts, as she sent me a picture of where she currently was. Damn, I really was a weirdo. I had a room in my soul! Did other people have them? Or was it just because I had bound Hecate to me? I shook my head of the thoughts, and decided to focus on finding somebody to go with me to Blue Pegasus.

"Hey Natsu, Gray, Erza, Happy." I smiled as I saw my team mates; they all greeted me back warmly. "I was wondering if you guys would do me a favour?" I asked tentatively. They would probably say no, but if I didn't at least ask they would probably be offended or something.

"What is it Luce?" Natsu asked, his toothy grin beaming at me.

"Well, I wanted to go to see Hibiki, and ask if he had any information about 'Heavens Seal' in his archive. And I was wondering if you guys would want to come with me." Happy snickered as the three others paled at the thought of going to Blue Pegasus.

"Uh, you know what Lucy, I think I'm too sick to go." Erza said, as she scurried away to hide, shuddering in horror at the thought of Ichiya and Nichiya. I couldn't blame her.

"We can't go, right Gray? We're very busy." Natsu said shuddering at the thought of Master Bob.

"Yeah, that's right! Very busy." Gray chimed in. I raised an eyebrow at their unconvincing act.

"Okay, I'll go ask someone else." I said, and then wandered off to see if anyone else would go with me. Apparently everyone was sick or busy. Which was pretty stupid really, they could have just said they didn't want to go; there was no need to put on the act. I had pretty much given up on finding someone to go with when I was Bickslow walk into the guild, accompanied by his babies. 'Ask Bickslow.' I heard Hecate say in my mind. I nodded my head, and headed over to where he stood just inside the doors.

"Ne Bickslow could I ask you a favour?"

"Sure thing, Cosplayer queen, what do you need?" Bickslow asked. 'Sure, sure' his souls echoed.

"Well, I was wondering if you would accompany me to Blue Pegasus? I want to talk to Hibiki, and find out how much he knows about 'Heavens Seal' and I don't want to be around those flirts by myself, but everyone else is 'sick' or 'busy'. So would you come with me?" Bickslow looked slightly pale at the thought of Master Bob, but then his stance took on determination. And I knew that even though I couldn't see his eyes, they were determined too.

"I'll go with you Cosplayer queen; I'm not leaving you alone with all those ridiculous flirts." 'Flirts, flirts.' He said as he wriggled his tongue at me, his earlier seriousness forgotten.

"Thanks Bickslow." I said with a smile.

"I'll go with you too, Lushy!" Happy declared as he floated down next to me, successfully scaring the hell out of me. He probably just wanted to fly around annoying me by saying that everyone 'lllllliked' each other.

"Awh, thanks Happy." I smiled at the blue cat.

"Oi! I'm going too!" Gray and Natsu yelled at the same time, as neither of them wanted me to be alone with Bickslow, but they just ended up in another brawl about not copying each other. 'Stupid boys, don't interrupt Hime's time with Bickslow!' I heard Hecate fume in my head, which surprised me. I don't mind them coming with us. I thought.

"Oh no you're not," Hecate said as she popped up next to us, shocking Natsu and Gray out of their fight. Her arms were folded across her chest covering up the words 'hate is but a game' that were written in white on her black t-shirt.

"Eh? Why?" I asked confused.

"They're busy, they can't go." Hecate said, and I remembered that they had indeed pretended to be busy to they wouldn't have to see Master Bob.

"Oh, right, you guys were busy." 'Hime, you head off, and I'll keep them here.' I heard Hecate say in my mind. Alright, don't fight with them too much. I replied to her. "Come on Bickslow, Happy, let's go now." I said, turning my back on the two boys who had begun to bicker with Hecate about whether they could go or not.

"Aye sir!" Happy exclaimed gleefully.

"Okay then." 'Okay, okay.' Bickslow stated and the three of us walked towards the doors, leaving the now brawling trio behind.

"Bye Mina!" We called, as I opened the doors to head out.

"Bye." Some of the guild members responded. The three of us headed towards the train station, eager to get to Blue Pegasus so that we could get it over with and then leave again.


AN: Sorry for the wait, and the boringness of this chapter. Please don't send Erza to punish me!

Erza: I will definitely punish you! *chases with swords*

Me: KYAAAAAAA! Save me! *runs away*

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