Ch. 3 Cards, Queens and mysterious bathrooms.
Mad hatter: Quick! Get back to the table and act normal!!
Hare: Normal??(Laugher) Since when is anything is normal around here??(Hiccup).
Mad hatter: Good point.
Suddenly the marching sound grew and grew.
Mad hatter: Quick Almost Kuki drink this.
He gave Kuki a small potion that had a picture of a small tree.
Mad hatter: Hurry.
Kuki drank the potion, in a matter of seconds she began shrinking to the size of a foot. She was covered in her cloths that were now abnormally big for her.
The mad hatter quickly picked up the cloths and put them all in one cup.
Mad hatter: Quick! Get back to your seats!
Mouse: Will do.
They then quickly got back to their seats, drinking their tea as if nothing was wrong.
A group of walking cards was now shown in front of the tea party table with a tall person in front of the group dressed as if he was a prince.
He walked up to the table, looking at Mad hatter.
Prince: Mad hatter??
Mad hatter: Yea??
He took a sip of his tea, acting normal.
Prince: I have been informed that Kuki had arrived here and I am here to find her.
Mad hatter: What makes you think Kuki was here??
Prince: A couple of flowers told me.
Mad hatter: Ah, well I do not know of any Kuki around here.
The hare and mouse began laughing while drinking their tea.
Prince: What is going on here??
Mouse: Oh nothing. (Hiccup)
Hare: Yea, wanna sip of my tea?? (Laughter and hiccups).
Prince: No thank you.
Mouse: Very well then. (Hiccup)
The mouse than picked up her cup and showered herself in tea.
The hare was laughing at the sight of it.
Prince: You guys are mad.
Hare: Why thank you. (Laughter)
He picked up a cup of tea and threw it at the prince, he dodged it and could see him laughing and hiccuping.
Prince: Well then, let me know if you know where Kuki.
Mad hatter: Will do.
He could a sip of his tea and the prince walked away with the cards following him.
The mouse and Hare laughing as they went away.
Mouse: Well that went well. (Hiccup)
Mad hatter: Yip I guess it did.
The mad hatter than picked up some cloths and ripped then apart, he picked up the little pieces and sew up a small dress.
He opened the tea pot where Kuki was and dropped the small dress in there.
Mad hatter: Here, try this.
He put the top of the Tea pot on top and waited a couple of seconds.
Kuki then came out of the tea pot wearing the small dress.
Kuki: Well it fits.
Mad hatter: Lovely, now we must be going.
He than picked up Kuki and put her on his head and then put on his hat.
Kuki: Where are we heading.
Mad hatter: Thats the fun part! I don't even know!!!!!
He then walked away with the hare and mouse following him.
They were walking through the forest, heading towards anywhere where it was safe from the Queen's wrath.
Meanwhile in a castle close to where the group was, the prince was walking towards it with his cards following him.
He walked to the front entrance and there was a bloodhound chained to the door.
The prince walked up to the dog and keeled down to its height.
Prince: Now, you help me find this Kuki girl and bring her here.
The dog looked up at him.
Dog: If I do this, then will you set my family free??
Prince: Yes, I will.
Dog: Ok then.
The prince then unchained the dog and the dog sniffed the ground.
The dog then ran towards a direction away from the castle, the prince and his cards followed.
In the forest, the mad hatter was walking through with the hare and mouse following him.
Mad hatter: Well we better be heading towards the white queen, once she sees you she'll determined if you're really Kuki and give you the equipment to slaying the dragon.
Kuki: But I don't know how to slay dragons.
Mad hatter: Don't worry its not that dangerous, just be careful and you will still have your arms.
Kuki: What?!?!?!?
The hare then elbowed the mad hatter.
Mad hatter: Oh I'm sorry, um, well don't worry. The queen will explain everything, she's more kind than that other queen.
Kuki: How mean is the other queen??
Mad hatter: Well I don't know wether we should call it a queen.
Kuki: What do you mean??
Mad hatter: Well.
Meanwhile
back in the queen's castle in the main room where the royal chair was, had fellow frogs lining up.
A huge figure then marched in the room.
Queen?: Who ate my Toaster Strudel!!??!??!??!??!??!??!?
The voice was loud and was the voice of six other voices.
The queen was actually 5 kids all grouped up together in one, wearing a huge wig around them.
It was the Delightful Children From Down The Lane in a weird form.
The frogs were line up, one of them were shivering.
The Queen? then walked towards the line, looking at each of the frogs.
She then came across the frog that was shivering and immediately suspected him.
It then looked at the frog eye to eye, the frog was still shivering.
Queen?: Did you ate my Toaster Strudel!!!!???!?!?!?
Frog: Um, (Gulp) no.
Queen?: hmmmmmmm.
The Queen? then saw a small little piece of food on the frogs' mouth.
It then wiped it and tasted it to see what it was.
Queen?: Liar!!!!!!!
The frog then got on his knees.
Frog Ok!!! I'm sorry!!!!!! But I didn't want Pop Tarts!!!!!!!
Queen: Well then, that doesn't mean you eat my Toaster Strudel!!!
Frog: I'm sorry but Toaster Strudel is what kids wanna eat!
Queen: Silence!!!! Off with his head!!!!!
Cards suddenly appeared and dragged the frog away.
Frog: Wait, no, please!!!!!!
He was now dragged away.
Queen?: That'll teach him to eat my Toaster Strudel.
It then walked to its chair and sat on it.
Back in the forest the mad hatter was still walking through the forest.
Kuki: So you guys really don't know what is this place??
She was still in the Mad hatter's hat.
Mad hatter: Well not really, the real Kuki, which I really think is you, called this place Wonderland.
Kuki: Really??
Mouse: Yea, hopefully you are the real Kuki and help us with the Queen.
Kuki: Well I really wanna go home.
Suddenly marching could be heard again.
Hare: Their back!!!!
Mouse: Quick!!! Split up!!!
They then split up, leaving the mad hatter and kuki alone.
Don't say a word, or better yet.
He then picked up his hat and threw it far away.
The mad hatter was now surrounded by cards and the prince walked up to him.
Prince: You liar! You knew where Kuki was!
Mad hatter: No I didn't.
Prince: Yes you did!!! Some flowers told me they saw you with a small girl.
Mad hatter: Well that could be anybody.
The dog then walked towards the Mad hatter and sniffed him, he noticed a weird scent on the mad hatter.
The mad hatter then whispered.
Mad hatter: Please don't say anything, I promise to repay you in return.
Dog: You sure??
Mad hatter: Yes just please don't say anything.
Dog: Ok.
The dog then walked towards the prince.
Prince: Well??
Dog: He doesn't seem to have any scent of Kuki.
Prince: Very well then, but you do know something, you're coming with us.
Mad hatter: All right then.
The mad hatter then walked with the prince and his cards, the dog stayed behind, he suddenly caught a weird scent, the same scent that was on the Mad hatter.
He followed where the scent lead.
Far away from where the scene was, the dog found a hat.
Kuki crawled out of the hat and could see the bloodhound looking at her.
Dog: You're Kuki.
Kuki: Well yea I guess, wheres the mad hatter??
Dog: He was taken to the Queens castle being under suspicion of knowing you're whereabouts.
Kuki: Well can you take me there??
Dog: All right then, hold on.
The dog put his head on the ground, Kuki climbed on with the dog holding the hat in his mouth.
He then ran off.
Back in the Castle the Mad hatter was taken to the main room where the Queen?'s chair was.
The prince led him inside and showed the Queen? to him.
Queen?: Who's this??
Mad hatter: I am the mad hatter at you're service.
Queen?: Why did you bring him here??
Prince: Well I heard that Kuki was here and-.
Queen?: Kuki is here???
Prince: Yes, it seems so.
Queen?: Well then.
It then got up and screamed.
Queen?: Royal cards! I order you to go and search for this girl!!! I will not have her ruin my place in the royal chair and I defiantly don't want her to kill my dragon!!!
The cards then marched out, only a few stayed.
Prince: Well this man, I assume to know the whereabouts of Kuki.
Queen?:You do??? Well then if this is true then I order you to tell me where this girl is!!!!
The mad hatter was silent for a few seconds, thinking of what to say.
Mad hatter: Well I honestly don't know anything of or who this Kuki is.
Queen?: Then it was no bother bringing him here.
The mad hatter then took a glance at the Queen?'s hair.
Mad hatter: Why what heads!!! I wouldn't mind working up a hat for these jewels.
He said fancying his words.
Queen?: Really??
Mad hatter: Yea, with so many heads I would love to make up a hat that shows you're beauty.
Queen?: All right then, we will have a room for you to work on our hats, as for you Prince Ace, I dismiss you.
Prince: Very well my Queen?.
He then walked out of the room.
The dog finally reached the outer entrance to the castle and stopped in front of a mud that reached to the wall.
Dog: Well this is our stop.
The dog then threw the hat over the wall and it landed somewhere near a bush.
Kuki: Thank you.
The dog then ran away, leaving Kuki alone.
She saw helmets throughout the whole mud and jumped on them towards the wall.
Once she finally reached the wall she saw a small hole and crawl through it.
She was lead to a grassy field and saw the Queen holding a Flamingo like a golf club and a small porcupine shaped into a ball.
There were wires formed into holes throughout the field, the Queen then hit the small porcupine and it flew and crawl, heading towards the wires making sure the Queen didn't miss one wire.
After he finished his small journey the Queen? bowed and a small group of weird people clapped for her, knowing she cheated but didn't want to upset her.
Kuki went behind the bushes, looking for the hat.
Suddenly the rabbit saw Kuki and hoped towards her.
Rabbit: Well hello Almost Kuki.
Kuki: Hi, um do you know where the mad hatter is??
Rabbit: Yes, he is inside the castle.
Kuki: I have to go inside, do you have anything that will make me grow??
Rabbit: Why yes I do.
He got out a small little snack and gave it to Kuki.
Rabbit: Be careful now, don't eat too much.
It was too late, Kuki took a huge bite into the snack and suddenly she grew.
She grew very tall, taller then everybody in the field.
Kuki: ops, sorry.
The Queen? saw Kuki and walked up to her.
Kuki's cloths had ripped and had fallen down to the floor.
Luckily Kuki was behind the bush and nothing could be seen.
Queen?: Who are you??
Kuki: Um, my name is Sammy and I ran away from my village, um, whoville, because I was too big.
The Queen? took a good look at Kuki.
Queen?: Well then, you're welcome here!!! Cards, please give this Sammy some cloths and give her a room.
The cards then quickly sued clothing for Kuki's height and led her to her room in the castle.
The Queen? then led Kuki to the main room and led her to the chair.
The queen? sat down on her chair and made the cards pull up a chair for Kuki.
Kuki sat down on her chair and looked at the queen.
Kuki: sooooo…. I have a question.
Queen?: Yes??
The DCFDTL (Queen) looked at Kuki.
Kuki: Um, you guys are always stuck together right??
Queen?: Right.
Kuki: Well how do you guys go to the bathroom then, I mean seriously how do you do it??
Queen?: What??
Kuki: I mean-.
Suddenly the prince walked in the room and took a good look at Kuki.
Prince: Why who is this beautiful creature??
Queen?: This is Sammy, she is from whoville.
The prince walked up to Kuki, took her hand and kissed it.
Prince: Hi, my name is Prince Ace.
Kuki: Um hi.
She quickly pulled her hand away.
Kuki: um.
She felt uncomfortable with the prince flirting with her.
Kuki: Wheres the bathroom??
Queen?: Over there.
It pointed to a hallway in the end of the room.
Kuki walked towards the hallway and saw the bathroom doors with symbols on it.
The first door had the boys symbol on it, the second had the girls' symbol, and the third one just had a question mark on it.
Kuki thought This must be the Queen?s bathroom.
She walked in through the door with the girls' symbol on it.
Author's Note: Please Review.