Me: Here we go people!

Paul: So that I won't have to talk much, alecxtheparawhore doesn't own Pokemon. All she owns is her OCs.

Me: -pats Paul's head- GOOD BOY!

Drew's POV

"W-what the hell are you doing here May?" I asked as we stood up.

"I'm what Dawn's calling the 'Mighty One'." She said and I laughed so hard that I almost fell.

"You're the Mighty One?" I said in disbelief.

I suddenly felt a pain in my chest so I clutched it. "That answer your question Drew?"

"They call me Spike around here." I told her.

"What are you, a dog?" She said with a laugh.

I smirked and balled my hands up into two tight fists. Metal spikes came out of my forearms.

She stared but not at my forearms. She was staring at me. As in, the whole me.

"Like what you see?" I said and flexed my biceps. I'd been working out of course. Like everybody else in the Illusionist's mansion.

She rolled her eyes and my spikes suddenly disappeared. It felt painful. REALLY PAINFUL.

"Whoa whoa! Give me back my spikes!" I shouted at her as I rubbed my throbbing forearms.

"Not until… never." She said and I groaned.

"Come on May." I said and flicked my hair.

"You still do that stupid hair flick I see." She said and I could see one of my spikes begin to pop out of one of her forearms.

"Just give them back May. I'll give you a pizza slice in the kitchen." I told her.

She smirked. "Deal."

She did what she was told and I chuckled. "You actually fell for that."

"I chose to fall for it. If you don't give me pizza, I'll probably imagine your skull cracking open." She threatened.

I gulped. "Y-your w-wish is my command." I stuttered.

May's POV

"I'll let Drew show me around. I'll see you guys later." I told Dawn and Leaf.

"You know him?" Leaf asked.

"I'll tell you about it later." I said with a smile and they nodded.

We went inside the mansion and there was a huge room with a really big staircase in the middle. There were two doors on each side of the room.

"Follow me." He said and led me to the kitchen.

There were two boys sitting on the counter, drinking soda and watching the flat screen TV in the kitchen. IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN!

"Hey Squeeze, hey Cannon." He greeted them and opened the fridge.

"Who's the new chick?" The guy named Cannon asked.

"This is May."Drew said as he grabbed the sodas and a box of pizza.

"Well, hello." Squeeze said and smiled at me.

"Oh I'd rather not flirt with someone as ugly as you." I said with a smirk.

"BURN!" Drew exclaimed and we did a knuckle touch. Despite the frenemy feel and the long years apart, me and Drew were still pretty good friends.

"Every chick has just gotta hate us." Cannon said with a shake of his head.

I pat him. "Don't worry, there are girls out there who will like you guys."

"Who'd be dumb enough to do that?" Drew muttered under his breath and Cannon spit a metal ball at him.

"OUCH!" Drew began to massage the spot on his forehead that got hit.

"I'm liking you in a friend way." I said to Cannon and Drew pouted.

"Not helping July." He said.

"Call me a different month again and you'll be dead in your sleep." I told him and he glared at me. He rubbed the spot on his forehead again.

"What's your power?" Squeeze asked me.

"Since your power is so very obvious, let me demonstrate." I said with a smirk.

After a while, he fell to the floor heaving deep breaths.

"What are you?" He asked suspiciously, panting on the floor.

I sent a message to him using telepathy and he began to wheeze.

"Whoops. That might have been just a little too strong." I said and begin to relieve him of the pain.

"Well that explains everything." He said as he used the counter for support.

"Telepath?" Cannon asked.

"The most powerful one on earth." Squeeze said as he rubbed his temples.

Cannon's eyes widened and he shrank back. "Don't hurt me, don't hurt me." He chanted with his eyes shut.

I smirked. "I could get used to this."

We went into a dining room that resembeled a high school cafeteria.

"So, tell me what's happened these past couple of years." I said to Drew before I took a bite out of my pizza.

"Where to start?" He tapped his chin and pointed at his body. "I've obviously become a chick magnet."

I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, as in the real yellow chicks that have beaks sharper than your spikes."

"Ouch." He said pretending to be hurt and I laughed.

"I'm being serious Drew. What happened?" I asked him.

Let me explain. Me, Drew and Dawn used to hang out in first grade and I was a bit tough on him. Right until he told me he was moving in the middle of ninth grade.

He sighed. "Well, I've been going through girls real fast." He flicked his hair.

"Who'd fall for someone like you Grasshead?" I said through a mouth full of pizza.

He flicked his hair again. "Still have that appetite?"

"Hey, I haven't eaten the whole day!" I said annoyed by his attitiude.

"I'll go get us some soda. Be right back." He said and walked back to the kitchen.

I took another bite of my pizza and tapped my fingers on the table. I suddenly felt lightheaded.

May, I heard a voice whisper in my and I began to pull at my hair. I must have looked like a crazy nut.

"May?" Drew saw me and set the plastic cups on the table.

The whispering continued and my mind went blank.

May: What the fuck did you do to me?

Me: NO SPOILERS.

Misty: Okay, it's really late at night right now.

Me: AWWW, I gotta go to sleep then.

Misty: But don't worry readers. IT'S A LONG WEEKEND!

May: Which means LOTS OF UPDATES!

Me: I'm sorry if Drew's power is absoloutely lame. I couldn't think of anything.

May: Just review people! MAKE ALECXTHEPARAWHORE HAPPY!