Tails' Inventions Part 1: I See You

The gang, consisting of Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Tails, and Knuckles, were outside in the backyard of the Sonic Heroes H.Q. Tails had gathered the group so he could show off another one of his useless invention. Sitting on a table was a pair of goggles with blue lenses, silver frame, and a black strap. It was really expensive looking.

"Tails, is this another one of your useless inventions?" Sonic asked, skeptically. Tails frowned at him.

"No way! These are my X-Specs. These allow you to see through walls...and stuff," the fox explained.

"And stuff? Wow, that's a really thought out explanation, eh Prower?" Shadow taunted.

"Hey, knock it off Shadow! He's trying to impress us. You don't have to be mean!" Silver defended. Shadow turned to the other hedgehog, an enraged fire in his eyes.

"Did you just yell at me?" Shadow asked, reaching for his pistol slowly. Silver's eyes widened.

"N-No. I was just trying to defend Tails," Silver argued. Shadow's eyes widened with anger.

"Did you just argue with me?" Shadow demanded lifting his pistol to Silver's face.

"No!"

"Did you just lie to me?" Shadow yelled, pulling the hammer back on his pistol. Silver was sweating bullets now...bad choice of wording.

"Please don't kill me!" the hedgehog begged!

"Did you just beg me for something? Oh, you really want to get it, don't you?" Shadow asked.

"S-Shadow, I-I'm s-sorry!" Silver apologized.

"Did you stutter, in my presence?" Shadow asked, his trigger finger twitching. Sonic and Knuckles both shook their heads.

"Poor Silver, doesn't he know there's no way out of getting shot by Shadow?" Knuckles asked.

"Maybe for you because, YOU'RE TOO SLOW! But I'd never get shot," Sonic said cockily. Knuckles ignored Sonic's comment and picked his nose...somehow.

"Still, should we help him?" the echidna asked. Sonic was already on it.

"Shadow, wait! Don't kill Silver! There's a kitten stuck in a tree who'd much rather get shot down somewhere in Central Park!" Sonic informed. Shadow looked at the hedgehog.

"Did you just interrupt m- Wait, did you say someone want's to get shot?" Shadow asked in excitement and shock. Sonic nodded. "Chaos Control!" And the black hedgehog was gone.

Somewhere in Central Park, Station Square

"Um, Froggy, how do I get down?" Big the Cat asked, looking down at the sidewalk below him, 7 feet below him to be exact. The frog on his shoulder had an immensely annoyed look on his face.

"I don't know, Big, why not try jumping down and landing on the sidewalk? I mean, you have fallen from heights much greater than this tree," Froggy informed. Big was stuck in a tree. One that was leaning over, ready to break in two, due to Big's weight. It was a miracle, if you can call it that, the branch he was sitting on didn't break yet.

"Nuh uh uhhhh. You know cats can't just jump from any ole tree, Froggy. It would be dangerous?" Big replied.

"But you've fallen from atop a 4 story building and landed on your feet before! Surely, you can jump from this branch which is no more than 7 feet high! You've even fallen from the sky and came out safely!" Froggy explained, all in vain.

"But it wasn't a tree," Big informed. Froggy face palmed.

"I give up," he whispered. Suddenly they heard the sound of clicking behind them. They turned to see Shadow standing in a tree near them.

"Perhaps I could be of some assistance?" Shadow asked evilly. Froggy's eyes widen.

"Big, get out of here! It's Shadow!" he warned. However, Big's stupidity prevented him from see the danger before him.

"No, Froggy. He's gonna help," Big told the frog.

"For Chaos' Sake man! RUN!" Froggy ordered.

"I'm not a man, silly. I'm a cat!" BANG!

Back with Tails and the Gang

"And that's how I spent my last Saturday with the Master Emerald," Knuckles finished. He told them an enriched tale of his Saturday Adventure with the M.E...or so he thought. "Did you like my story?" he asked, a hopeful look in his eyes. Everyone else was just giving him a WTF look.

"What story? After Shadow left, you just spaced out for several seconds with this dumb look on your face and just randomly shouted, 'And that's how I spent my last Saturday with the Master Emerald'." Sonic explained.

"You mean, I didn't tell my story?" Knuckles asked, completely and utterly shocked. Everyone shook their heads.

"What can you do with a big rock anyway?" Silver asked. Knuckles smiled.

"A lot of things. For one, we always play cards in our free time. Sometimes we go to the coast and take long walks on the beach, or we might find some nice cave or something. We even get to play video games together," the echidna explained.

"And...how do you do all that?" Sonic wondered. Knuckles' eyes had narrowed.

"...Don't worry about," he whispered. The same thought had went through everyone else's head, and Sonic was the only one brave enough to voice their thoughts.

"...Man, you lonely as fuck!" the blue hedgehog taunted. Knuckles ignored him. Suddenly, there was a bright flash of light. Standing where it came from was Shadow.

"Alright, bitches, I'm back and black. So, get on with your invention display, Tiles." Shadow ordered.

"It-it's Tails..." the fox corrected. Shadow looked at him from his peripheral vision and pulled out his pistol.

"Did you just correct m-"

"Yes, I did! And you're not gonna do anything about it! You're too much of a pussy of a punk ass motherfucking bitch! You ultimate piece of shit! Now shut it, before I go G.U.N. vs. Maria on your bitch ass and kill a bitch!" Tails ranted. All was silent. Shadow's eyes widened, then fell to his feet, in shame and defeat. Silver looked at Tails and whispered, "Thank you." Tails nodded. "Any questions?" Sonic raised him hand. "Yes, Sonic?" Tails asked.

"Did you grow a pair over night?" Sonic asked. Tails ignored him.

"Anyway, these are my X-Specs. As their name implies, they are goggles with x-ray vision!" Tails explained, excitedly. "You can pretty much see through anything and everything. There are certain levels for vision for how far into something the goggles see through."

"And why did you invent those?" Sonic asked.

"I was bored and thought it would be cool to see through walls...among other things," Tails answered quietly.

"I get the feeling you just wanted to be perverted," Sonic said. The fox shook his head.

"I just got bored. Now, would anyone like to try them?" Tails asked, looking around. Silver raised his hand. "Good!" Tails handed the X-Specs to the hedgehog who wore them with pride. "Now, just push the little button on your left temple," Tails instructed.

"Like this?" Silver asked as he did as so. Suddenly, everything went black for the hedgehog. Then, his vision came back and everything just in front of him looked transparent.

"Did they work?" Knuckles asked. Silver smiled as he looked around. He could see what was behind his friends. He looked at their home and could see into the building. He could see Blaze playing Rouge in a game of cards. He also spied the Chaotix watching TV together.

"Yeah, they work great!" Silver exclaimed. Tails shed a tear, proud of his work.

"Excellent!" the fox cheered.

"Hey, what does this little wheel do, Tails?" Silver asked. Said fox noticed Silver's hand on the black wheel on the right side of the goggles.

"Oh that? That increases the power so you can see through more than whats in front of you," Tails explained. Silver nodded and began turning the wheel. "Just be careful," Tails warned. Silver didn't listen. He was too intrigued by the goggles. It was amazing, because he never had these in his future, for obvious reasons. As he increased the power of the X-Specs, his line of sight extended through the inner walls on the Sonic Heroes HQ building. Looking deeper, he saw Cream and Cheese in their room writing something down with an evil look on her face. "Weird...," Silver thought to himself. Sonic noticed his facial expression and got curious.

"What do you see?" he asked. Silver shook his head.

"Nothing important. Just everyone doing the usu-" Silver trailed off as he saw what Amy was doing with her Piko Piko Hammer. "Oh my...It's just...going in and out...," he breathed out.

"What are you talking about?" Shadow asked.

"Nothing...that just looks painful...At least I know where she keeps her hammer," Silver said, mostly to himself. Sonic heard this and raise an eyebrow.

"Are you looking at Amy?" he asked. Silver nodded. "That explains it...," Sonic whispered. He shivered as he knew exactly what Silver was looking at.

"I wonder how much power these things have?" Silver pondered out loud as he began increasing the power in the X-Specs.

"Silver don't-" Tails tried to warn, but it was too late. The X-Specs began glowing brightly.

"Guys, I can see through our house! In fact, I can see the through the entire city!" Silver yelled out in excitement, just before the goggles exploded on his face. When the dust cleared, Silver was laid out on the ground unconscious. It was silent until Shadow began laughing hysterically. He laughed for a few minutes before suddenly stopping with his usual scowl on his face.

"That was funny. Other people's pain makes me laugh." Shadow said in a monotone voice. Shadow had turned to leave, but Tails halted him.

"Don't go just yet! I've got another great invention I want you guys to see. This one works perfectly!" Tails explained. He walked over to large trunk that was laying on the ground that Sonic could swear to Chaos wasn't there before. "This guy's really cool. I think you'll like him," Tails said hopefully. He opened the trunk and began configuring something inside of it. Suddenly, the sound of a machine being turned on was heard. The others back away in somewhat fear. Something had risen out of the trunk and began flying around the group before landing on a table in front of Sonic.

"Hi, I'm Omochao. I'm here to help you!"

Now time for Awkward Questions with Tails!

The group was still in the backyard when Tails had grabbed Sonic and led him into the backdoor of the house. "Hey, Sonic can I ask you something?" the fox asked, giving Sonic the puppy eyes face. Sonic looked at Tails, not the least bit amused. He let out a sigh.

"Yeah, what do you want?" Sonic asked, mentally preparing himself for whatever Tails was about to say.

"What does your feet look like?" Tails asked. Sonic looked at his shoes. He had never taken off his shoes in front of anyone before, but Tails was his younger brother, so he was an exception. To answer Tails' questions, Sonic removed his sneakers. He then took off his socks. Tails saw the Sonic's two feet...had to be the most sexiest things he had ever seen in his life.

"Happy?" Sonic asked. Tails was drooling with wide eyes.

"Can I...can I suck your toe?"

"What?"

"Can I suck your toe, please?" Tails begged. Sonic only stared at him before a stoic look came onto his face.

"...Not likely...," he answered.

Happy Thanksgiving!