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Yoruichi had just stepped out the shower and was getting ready for her date with Ichigo. When she walked into his bedroom, she had seen that all her clothes were already in a closet, along with new clothing she had never seen before. 'Hmm, it seems he went shopping for me. Hopefully he has good taste in women clothing...though that would be very odd.' She laughed mentally while looking through her new wardrobe. "Wow. He sure knows my taste. And he even picked out nice heels for me." She had picked a red dress that stopped around the middle of her thighs, a black long sleeve jacket that ended mid riff, and black leather heels that started from her ankles.
While she was doing her hair in the bathroom, she began to have a conversation with herself. "Look at you Shihoin, your really falling head over heels for this man. And to think you always told yourself no man was good enough for you. But it can't be helped. The things he does for me, how he makes me smile, every time he touches me I just feel like a little school girl talking to her crush. I mean, I've dated a couple of guys, but they were either just looking for sex or my wealth. Just when I was going to give up on love, he walks in and sweeps me off my feet. He really is special." Yoruichi was so caught up in herself, she did not notice Kukaku standing by the door.
"So when is the wedding then?" Yoruichi turned to look at her best friend who had seem to be in a very happy mood. "Wedding? Hmph. Its only been 8 months Kukaku. Well 5 if you take out the 3 months we hadn't seen each other. I'm sure Ichigo just wants to take it slow for now." Kukaku shook her head knowing her friend had fallen for this man bad. "So you mean to tell me if he were to surprise you with a ring right now and proposed, you would say no?" Yoruichi didn't take lone to give her an answer. "Of course not! I'd be crazy not to.....marry....him." Yoruichi's face lit up and her reaction just now. "Oh yea girlfriend, you got it bad. Just face it princess, your in love, and I don't mean that bullshit you thought you had with Ryuki, I mean c'mon you......" Kukaku paused her comment when she saw her friend's face change from happy to one mixed with anger and hurt. "Yoruichi um, hey I'm sorry I didn't mean to bring him up." Yoruichi knew she didn't, but hearing his name always brought back painful memories. "Its ok. I'm sorry Kukaku can you excuse me I'm going to finish getting ready." Kukaku nodded and walked out. She took one glance back at her seeing she was really effected by the comment. 'Damn Kukaku you really fucked up.' Yoruichi sat on the bed trying to forget about what had happen on that day. But it was no good. Slowly the memories began to play in her head.
* Yoruichi was one her was to her boyfriend, Ryuki's mansion. All day she thought about him and wondered if he would like the medallion she had made specially for him. 'I'm pretty sure he'll like it. Not he'll love it.' As she approached the mansion one of the guards noticed she was heading towards the door and stopped her following his orders from Ryuki. "Um Yoruichi-hime, its wonderful to see you here, may I ask what you would be needing?" She greeted the guard as she always recognized him from his funny hair style. "Hello Hirouku-san, I'm on my way to see Ryuki-kun." The guard began to feel guilty knowing she was a nice person and didn't deserve this. "Very well then, but I advise you, its best if you not go expecting a warm welcome." Yoruichi looked puzzled as to why he would say something like that. Then again she felt sorry for how Ryuki always treated him. Numerous time she would ask him to treat him better but it never happened.
Yoruichi entered the mansion and headed up the stairs leading to where his room was. "Oh darling where are you I haven't something for you." She started to hear strange noises but payed them no attention, her mind set on only one person. She reached his door and decided to surprise him. "Hey baby look at what I bought......." She couldn't finish her sentence due to what she was now witnessing. Her eyes wide open as she saw the man she had falling in love with, pounding a red headed woman. Her body left motionless, no words came out her mouth which hung open. She hadn't noticed she drop the medallion on the floor. She then witnessed them have an orgasim together as they screamed out in pure pleasure. Ryuki turned to Yoruichi while wrapping his arms around the women he was with. Yoruichi's eyes rapidly shedding tears as she could not believe what she was seeing. Neither said a word to each other, both their eyes locked with each others. Ryuki gave her an evil grin before breaking the silence. "Sorry princess, but I only need you so my clan could rise to nobility. Your duties is done." He turned and shared a passionate kiss the women. Yoruichi could no longer take it. She took off running downstairs towards the main door. Tears were flying back as she made her way outside. She then noticed Hiroku had a face of guilt implying he knew and therefore the reason why he gave her the warning. "Yoruichi-hime......please forgive me. I wanted to tell you but..."
"But you were only following orders. Its not your fault Hiroku-san. Its that son of a bitch's fault! That fucking bastard can rot in hell!!!" She suddenly felt a spiritual pressure coming towards them or more noticeably, at Hiroku. Suddenly blood was spatterring everywhere as she had looked at Hirouku now with a blade impaled through his chest from the back. Ryuki was grinning madly after what he had just done. "I always knew you were fond of him Yoruichi. You always would say please don't do that to him, he really a nice person. And you actually thought I gave two shits about if he was nice or not? But now how does it feel seeing two tragedies in less then 5 minutes, huh?" He was shocked when he saw that his sword had only a top robe hanging from it. He then realized what had happened. "My, my, I swear that speed is going to be the death of you, Yoruichi. Way of the Shiho, never ceases to amaze me. Do tell me this though, your going to save his life and then what, fall in love with him like how you easily did with me? You really are pathetic you know." Yoruichi had flash stepped herself and Hiroku to the roof of a near by building. She glared at him, her eyes filled with anger. He only smiled at her , not caring for what he had done to her. "What? No goodbye kiss for your Ryuki-kun? Huh Yoruichi?" She became even angrier when he only joked around with her. "SHOVE A FUCKING DICK UP YOUR ASS AND GO TO HELL!!!!!!!" With that they were gone and out of sight leaving the bastard alone smirking to himself. She would give Hiroku a new home in her mansion where he would be treated better. The image of his smirk after he had an orgasim with the women wouldn't leave her mind. He had truly damaged her heart.*
Tears slowly began to roll down her cheeks. The pain that he caused her would stay with her forever. The one person she had truly given her heart to, crushed it with no sign of sympathy. It was a memory she had try to lock away, but every now and then it would reappear, causing her to once again relive the pain of that day. Her thoughts were interrupted when the large screen lit up and the computer system alerted her. "Pardon me Ms. Shihoin, but there is a message from Mr. Kurosaki for you. Yoruichi instantly overcame her current state. Her heart filled with happiness as the man she now was with sent her a message. 'I wonder what this could be about.' She jumped into the love seat in front of the screen to see the letter better.
'For my lovely Yoruichi, words alone can not even explain how I feel about you. Before you came into my life, I always felt like there was something missing. I only kept to myself and my family. I mean I had friends like Orihime, Chad, Uryuu, and the rest, but when I'm with you its like I'm a whole new person. You bring out the best in me. I couldn't be more happier with anyone else. I'm not sure how much times I've told you this or if I even told you at all and if I didn't then please forgive but, what I'm trying to say is.....I love you.'
Yoruichi could no longer control the tears rolling down her cheeks. This time these tears were tears of joy. That's when she made up her mind. She wanted to be with him. She wanted him to be the last person she saw at night and the first she saw in the morning. She wanted him to stay by her side. She wanted him to be the person her children called dad. She suddenly froze in her thoughts at what just came into her mind. 'Am I serious? Do I really want to settle down and start a family with him?' She began to smile at the thought of three little kids chasing and wrestling with him in a yard. Then the kids calling her over asking her to help them catch him. 'Maybe Kukaku is right. Maybe........I've fallen for him badly.' She then noticed that there was more writing at the bottom of the message.
'P.S., I'll be home soon, so be ready when I get home. I promise tonight is one you'll never forget. Oh and by the way my sexy goddess, what color panties are you wearing?' She could only smile. The man she has fallen in love with wants to be with her. She knew her life was going to change with him in it. Then she remembered the last part of the letter and rolled her eyes. "What panties? Honestly Ichigo you should know me better than that." She got up and went to go finish getting ready for her night out. 'Trust me Ichigo tonight is one night you'll never forget.'
Rangiku was walking about the manor as almost everything in it caught her interest. "Wow Ichigo has a nice place here. I could only imagine what kind of wild things he does in a place like this." Her thoughts trailed off not noticing a familiar figure standing behind her. "And exactly what kind of wild things are you thinking about?" Hearing the voice of her boyfriend next to her ear caused her to jump and let out a small squeal, but she quickly composed herself. "Why captain, are you implying I'm thinking about the wild things we do, then you are highly mistaken." She couldn't but laugh at the way his face lit up. She found it cute every time he became embarrassed, as he wasn't the type to get worked up so easily. After taking a look around to see if anyone was near, he breathed a sigh of relief. "Rangiku!.....can't you be a little more discreet please. Suppose someone overheard us?" She rolled her eyes and leaned in for a kiss to calm him down. "Relax Shirou, I'm sure nobody wants to hear about how you suck on my breast and how you love it when my hips move by thems-" He covered her mouth quickly before she let out anymore. "Rangiku, what did I just say?!.......and your breast aren't all that." The comment caused her to give him a look, a look to which he knew he just fucked up. "No wait! I didn't mean that Rangiku." She turned to walk away while he was chasing after her. "To late shirou, and to think I was going to make me your slave tonight." Both were interrupted by the sounds of wheels coming to a sudden stop. Toshirou quickly turned to the security screen to see Renji sprinting towards the main gate. "What the hell are they up to now?"
Renji was racing for his life, hoping he would reach his safe zone, Rukia. After literally hopping over the main gate it was now a 50 yard dash to the front door. 'Dammit why did I suggest this long pathway to the architect.' He looked back over his shoulder to see Ichigo walking very slowly, which gave him hope that he would reach his safe zone before he got caught, Rukia. Ichigo was walking with a grin on his face as he took out what seemed to be a remote. "Computer deny all access to Abarai Renji until further notice." He then began to sprint after Renji with a muderous intent look in his eyes, knowing Renji was foolish to test him on his own turf. Renji had reached the door when the computer system spoke. "Please identify yourself." He barely able to speak from breathing so hard after the long run. "Aba...rai...R-R...Renji." After 8 seconds of no response Renji had wondered why the door didn't open. "Hey what the hell is going on, I said Abarai Renji dammit." A vein popped out his forehead when no response came. The sound of hurried footsteps caused him to look back. Ichigo was a mere 20ft away from him dashing at full speed. Renji began to panic and started banging on the door. "ABARAI RENJI, ABARAI RENJI!!!!!!" Ichigo now standing right behind Renji, showed eyes filled with no intentions on letting him live. "Its no use red pineapple. I denied access to you until this beating is over." Renji felt as if he had shrunk to the size of kid, now backed into a corner. "C'mon Ichigo it was just a joke. I just really wanted to impress Rukia. Please do we really have to do this? I mean look at you, you're in your nice clothes, not to mention they're very expensive, I'm sure you don't want them to get dirty right?" Ichigo stepped forward and brought a fist into the air. "Funny,that's the same thing that 70 year old man told me after he grabbed Yoruichi's ass. Thanks for boiling up my anger even more!" Rukia was laying down in her quarters, watching Dr. Phil when the sound of her boyfriend's voice caused her to roll her eyes. "RUKIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" She could only sigh and turn the volume up louder. "Whatever it is, you deserve it dumbass."
Yoruichi had walked out her room after finishing up her make up. After all the tears that escaped she had to do it over. She turned to see Kukaku standing there looking foward without even giving her a glance. Yoruichi folded her arms and leaned against the wall waiting for her best friend to say something. "I told you it was ok. I don't wanna hear an apology Kukaku." Kukaku finally turned to her best friend, her eyes filled with sorrow. "I know but..., I know how that day really hurt you, and I should have never brought it up....... It's just that......Yoruichi I'm really sor-" *SLAP!* Yoruichi couldn't take anymore of her best friend's actions which were highly rare. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FELINE BITCH!!!" Yoruichi turned away and headed for the steps with Kukaku following behind her. "I told you I didn't want to hear any apologies. I had to slap some sense into you for acting all soft. I don't remember the head of the Shiba clan being such a pussy." Kukaku smirked knowing her friend was right. She was acting unusual lately. Though some of it came from being with her new man. "By the way, it sounds like your hubby came back. Where exactly are you two going?" "I forgot the name, but he says it's some five star place." Both walked down the steps to meet everyone sitting around the living room. As soon as the two ladies sat down the door opened with Ichigo dragging a bruised up Renji.
Having to pass by Rukia to get to where Yoruichi was standing, he stopped in front of her to give her her battered boyfriend. "I belive this belongs to you." He tossed Renji to her to which she just ignored and continued drinking her tea. Renji struggling to move rested his head in her lap while looking up at her. "What the hell did you do now?" Renji could barely make out the words from all the pain in his body. "Bad joke.....tangerine got mad.......didn't you hear me calling you?" Without looking down she answered him and resumed drinking her tea. ".........maybe......." Renji decided it would be best to surprise her now. He pulled out the black box, struggling to raise his hand and give it to hear. "Here.....its no proposal or anything but,......I just wanted to let you know how much I love-AHHHHH!!!!" Seeing the ring, Rukia jumped up while failing to notice Renji slamming against the ground. "Oh Renji! Its so beautiful. But...why....oh come here!" She threw her arms around him giving him endless pecks all over his face. "Yea, c'mon let's go out somewhere." Pulling out the new car keys, he jingled them in front of her. "You choose the place, I'll take us there." She quickly dragged him to the door then turn back to look at everyone. "I guess we'll see you guys later. Take care." Outside everyone could hear Rukia scream, most likely seeing the new SUV.
Ichigo's mouth dropped from seeing his sexy goddess in the tight red outfit. The way it hugged her curves and showed off her cleavage, which was barely being contained. In a seductive manner, she walked over to him, quickly pressing her lips against his. "I'm ready my love, shall we go?" Pulling her hand, Ichigo headed for the door, while Yoruichi waved everyone goodbye. "Well guys we're gone. Make yourselves at home." Ichigo looked at her with an eyebrow raised. 'She hasn't even lived here a whole day yet and she's speaking like she's been living here for a while now. Man...I might be in trouble. She could turn into a real housewife....uh girlfriend. Girlfriend.......that's what I meant. Yea.' Like a gentleman that he was, well learned to be, he went ahead to open the car door for Yoruichi which earned him a small kiss. Yoruichi was fancied by the luxury car. It felt no different than being inside Ichigo's mansion. "You really know how to pick em, don't you?" She gasped at the way he took off in the new car.
"I don't know, maybe. I picked out the perfect house, picked out the perfect car...." He stopped at a red light, then looked her in her eyes.
"And found the perfect woman who's made my life nothing but perfect." She immediately crashed her lips against his, both sharing a long passionate kiss, not knowing the light had changed to green. The screaming sounds of car horns interuppted them, causing Ichigo to become highly annoyed. A man driving a red fancy convertable car pulled up to the side Yoruichi was sitting on. Ichigo recognized him as some movie star that just had a film he stared in release in theaters. Looking to his left, the man noticed Yoruichi and couldn't help but state what was on his mind.
"And to think I thought there wasn't anyone more beautiful than myself, but from what I'm seeing I guess I can be corrected." She rolled her eyes from the ridiculously corny line he threw at her and rolled her window up a little. "Awww isn't that cute, playing hard to get. Why don't you lose the little boy with the bad sense of hair style and come with ride with me, huh?". Now Ichigo wasn't phased by the guy attempting to hit on Yoruichi, he knew she wouldn't even let his words touch her ears. But for random guy(well to him he was) to make fun of his hair was just unforgavible.
He blocked off the actor's car with his and jumped out the car. Yoruichi knew what was to come. The last time she seen him this mad was when the 70 year old man grabbed her ass. She could only turned to the doomed actor and give him words of sarcastic sympathy. "I hope your not planning on goinf anywhere looking like that. It would mess up your image." The actor gave her a confused look. "What do you mean? Looking like what? I loo-" A barrage of fist connected with his face. She looked on, amused with the scene now taking place in front of her. "I meant like that!" she shouted loud enough for the actor to hear, but he heard right now was the sound of his car horn each time Ichigo banged his head against it. Finally after one last bang, he mad his way back to his car. As he normally did he sped off leaving the actor possibly unconcious in the car.
Finally they arrived at the restaraunt. Ichigo opened Yoruichi's door and took her hand to lead her inside. Yoruichi looked around at the fancy restaraunt seeing nothing but gold and diamonds. They walked up to an attendant who took care of resevations. "Hello on this wonderful day sir and madam, may I be of assistance to you?"
"Yes, reservations for two, under the name Kurosaki please." Ichigo had also told the man something else to where the two could hear. The man led the way to a private patio outside where the moon shined brightly, setting the area perfect for a romantic evening. "The owner of the restaraunt is also here tonight and will be visiting you shortly." With that the man left to bring them their bottle of wine. As they sat down, Ichigo noticed that she was staring at him. "What? Is there something on my face?"
"Actually there is." She commamded him with her finger as the two leaned across the table to each other. She gently placed her lips on his, while letting out a soft moan. "There its gone." Licking his lips, he tasted the flavour of her gloss, strawberry. "Actually, I think some of it got on yours." As they leaned in for another passionate kiss, they failed to notice the owner of the restaraunt approaching them.
"Well what do we have here? If I knew there was going to be action out here, surley I would have brought the popcorn." As soon as the man's voice entered Ichigo's head, his eyes shot wide open. 'No...No.....HELL NO!!!!' While still connected to Yoruichi's lips, who was still caught up in the kiss, he slowly turned his eyes his right. The voice belong to none other than.....
"Well hello again my dear boy. It seems we once again meet each other. What a coincidence we meet each other for the third time today . Yo know, I'm begining to think that your highway splits in two directions at the end of the road my dear boy."
Ichigo was about to lunge at him until Yoruichi grabbed his arm to sit him down. "Kiskue what the hell are you doing here? Can't you see we're having a private dinner." Once again raised his eyebrow as he was mistaken for a next man for the third time that day. "Well miss, I hate to correct beautiful women, but as I explained to your um.....well whatever he is to you, I am not this Kiskue and clogs man you speak of. Though I must say he must be as young and hansome as I am." She rolled her eyes to the man's words. 'Hardly...trust me.' The man then pulled out a bottle of wine for the two and gave his last words. "Well as much I would love to sit and chat, I must tend to my other duties. Well I hope you two have a wonderful night." With that he went back inside and left the two with puzzled looks.
"He right, there's no way in hell that could ever be Kiskue, he's to damn nice. But Ichigo when did you meet him today?" Rubbing his temples to prevent the oncoming headache, he thought of a way to leave out the part about buying the jewelry for her. "Well on my way to Urahara's, I stoped by a store for something and that's when I seen him. I thought he was Urahara from his hair and his sarcastic ways. Then later when Renji and I went to go purchase the cars, we ran into him there too, he owned the car lot." Just as he finished another familiar voice interuppted them. "Hey that's not fair Ichi-kun, you're leaving me out the story."
Now Ichigo was never a man to get tense(except for when he gets "Tens"-a Zangetsu hahaha *Shut up and continue!!!* .....so sorry _) but right about now he felt as if he were at the bottom of a pit and 3 tons of stone was on top of him. He was in a frozen state, not being able to move or wanting to for the matter. He wondered how the hell a perfect night could just fall apart from the appearance of a certain person he would never want Yoruichi to see. Finally he snaped back into reality and realized that Kirona was now serving them.
"K-K-K-......Kirona? What are you doing here? Placing the food that they had order down she took a glance at Yoruichi. "Ahhh, you must be Yoruichi-san. Ichigo mentioned you when we ran into each other earlier today." Yoruichi smiled at her then turned her head to Ichigo with an raised eyebrow. "Oh really? I wonder what he said about me." He only stood there with a blank stare, not knowing what to say, as the wrong words would be his last. Yoruichi then turned her attention back to Kirona. "So Kirona, how exactly do you know Ichigo?" By this time he feared the worst would come any second now.
"Oh, we actually met in 7th grade, but we started dating in our 9th year of school. Yup I'm Ichi-kun's ex." Sweat was now rushing down Ichigo's face. Yoruichi slowy turned her head to Ichigo with a small grin on her face. "Well Ichi-kun, is this true?" Figuring lying would do no good he decided to confess. "Um.........yes....."
Suddenly Yoruichi flipped over the table while grabbing a knife. "And you would dare show her to me!!!!!!" She lunged at Ichigo with full speed knocking him off the chair. Now standing over him, she gave him a deadly evil glare, while also giving him a pretty good view of what he would have gotten later on had he not about to die. "Its a shame, I really thought we could start of family together." With that she quickly brought the knife down. As soon as the knife was about to reach is throat, he once again snaped back to reality and saw he was still sitting down along with the table still in place, while both Yoruichi and Kirona staring at him.
"Well Ichigo, is she?" Thos same words continued to play in his head.
"Well Ichigo?...."
"Is she?....."
"Well is she?....."
"Is she Ichigo?...."
"Ichigo?......"
"Ichigo?........"
"Ichigo?......"
"..............."
A/N: Well folks I do apologize for taking so long but during that time I plotted how the story will go. Also I will be writing in the format most of you guys are used to with each characters lines being seperate. Hoped you guys liked it.