Yo, yo, yo, hip-hop hopers, out there. How ya doin'? So here's the third chapter of Saionji Pranks Everyone. This time it will be Kuzuryuu and Peko, as suggested by NinjaCreeperX, QueenofNekos8, SapphireCrimsonSora and Khronovision. Thank you for suggesting. So, I was a bit surprised that all of you guys liked the second chapter. It was great feedback, and I was also a bit surprised that all of you wanted to see Kuzuryuu pranked, because I was thinking of pranking someone else, but I'll do them next time. And I think I have good one too for Kuzuryuu mostly. So without further ado, I hope you enjoy this new chapter.
It was yet another new morning in Jabberwock Island and Saionji would always wake up in her cottage, ready to start a new day. After doing her usual morning routine, as always she went to the cafeteria to go have breakfast with everyone.
She thought back on yesterday and how it was fun to prank Souda and Tanaka. She wondered if they were still mad at each other. She was pretty sure Souda was still confused why would someone do that to him. Saionji giggled.
"Hm? You seem cheerful today, Saionji." Said Hinata out of nowhere. Saionji got startled and looked behind her and then in front of the lobby entrance. It would appear that Hinata saw Saionji giggle.
"Sh-shut up! None of your business!" Saionji blushed for losing her guard in front of someone. She was a bit embarrassed that she let someone see that.
"You never change. Well, good morning." Hinata said before going inside the lobby. Saionji instead decided to use the stairs that lead straight to the cafeteria. Inside were a few people. She didn't see Souda or Tanaka. It could always be that they are being late, but it also could be that what happened yesterday. If that was the case, she at least did everyone a favor of them not coming here and starting another dumb argument.
After everyone gathered at the cafeteria, except Souda and Tanaka, surprise, surprise, this morning assembly would come to be another special morning assembly. Out of nowhere, Usami appeared and announced something special she decided to throw in. A simple quiz. Everyone was confused as to why would she throw in suddenly a quiz, but she then said there would be a prize for the one who gets every question right. She didn't say what the prize was. Everyone was intrigued, so everyone participated in it. It was series of simple questions. One of the questions being was whose each like or dislikes were, their birthday dates and stuff like that. Info that was shown in E-Handbook. One of us, Akane tried to use the E-Handbook, but couldn't because Usami didn't let anyone cheat.
All in all, everyone did horribly and no one almost got correct answers, except Hinata, Nanami and Komaeda who did a better job and came close to winning. But surprisingly someone else won. And it was none other than Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu. Everyone, even Saionji, was surprised that it was Kuzuryuu who won. Normally, he wasn't the type who would care about everyone or their issues or know something about them, but somehow he was able to win.
"Ok, I win. So...what's the prize?" Kuzuryuu said as he crossed his arms. Usami was, surprisingly, also surprised that Kuzuryuu won.
"Ha-wa-wa! I did not expect for Kuzuryuu to be the winner, but oh well, I still have the perfect prize." Usami said, as she then reached out somewhere to pull out something. Not long after, she pulled out something, out of nowhere. That something she pulled out was what looked like a book and not just any book, it was a photo album of someone. Usami then gave the prize to Kuzuryuu.
"What this...? Heeey, wait..." Kuzuryuu said, almost mumbling. After he got the prize from Usami, he looked at it and saw it as if it was something he knows. After opening the photo album, he was surprised and then shocked and then immediately shouted at Usami.
"HEY, this is my fucking photo album and it has photos when I was fucking toddler!? How the fuck did you acquire this!?" Kuzuryuu yelled at Usami, but it was late by then as she already left the cafeteria with no explanation what-so-ever.
Everyone was surprised at what Kuzuryuu said.
"Umm, did you say a photo album of when you were a toddler, Kuzuryuu?" Nanami asked calmly. Everyone wondered why the hell did Kuzuryuu get such a prize from Usami.
"Shit...You didn't hear anything! Just forget what I said!" Kuzuryuu suddenly shouted at everyone and then blushed for some reason.
"But-" Nanami tried asking again before getting immediately interrupted by Kuzuryuu.
"I said, you didn't hear anything. If you talk about this in front of me again, I'll bury you alive!" Kuzuryuu threateningly yelled at everyone again and quickly dispersed out of the cafeteria. Everyone was still confused at Kuzuryuu's sudden violent and threatening outburst. He was, most of the times, get pissed at anything, but he never got pissed like this, until now. But, then everyone decided to go back to finishing their breakfast that was interrupted by Usami. Saionji then started wondering. If what Kuzuryuu said was true and that he really did get his photo album, that would mean it was a great fuel to her new plan to prank someone. It was now obvious that she would now prank Kuzuryuu. The same thing happened yesterday, when she needed the incentive to prank Tanaka and Souda, but now she has the incentive to prank Kuzuryuu. And she just thought of the perfect plan.
This time the plan was less risky, but it was still dangerous and it was simple yet again. All she had to do this time is to snatch that photo album and the next morning put some of the photos, mostly embarrassing ones, on display in cafeteria for everyone to stare at. It a was a great plan. Because, knowing Kuzuryuu, he would probably have the funniest reaction. And a violent one.
After finishing her breakfast, she then tried to find Kuzuryuu. She looked around and asked some of the students on where he could be, but then after returning to the first island, and going back to her cottage to rest for a bit, she coincidentally saw Kuzuryuu leaving his cottage room and forgetting to lock his door. Saionji then realized it was a good opportunity for her to go inside Kuzuryuu's room and snoop around. Though, before she went in, she thought it was strange that Kuzuryuu would go out in a rush, even forgetting to lock the door behind him. It was such a stupid move on his part, thought Saionji.
As she got inside Kuzuryuu's room, she could see it was a nicely decorated room. A room that would fit for a yakuza. Somewhat. The first things she saw wasa commode. It was a possibility that he could hide it there, but this was the yakuza's room she was snooping, so there was also a possibility that Kuzuryuu hid his photo album somewhere else, somewhere where a person wouldn't normally look. She then first started to look what's behind the suspicious painting. There was nothing. She then proceeded to look behind the large screen TV. There was also nothing. Under the pillow. Nothing. Under the sheets. Also nothing. But then, Saionji decided to lay down on the floor to look under the bed. And there we go. There was something under Kuzuryuu's bed. After she got it, she briefly looked inside, and confirmed that it was indeed Kuzuryuu's photo album of his toddler years.
Before having any second thought, she immediately rushed out of his cottage, while holding Kuzuryuu's photo album tightly and closed the door behind her. She then went back to her cottage room. After all that, she realized how easy it was. She thought it'd be harder, but it was again her lucky day. After taking a little break, she then made herself some tea and started looking though some of the pictures, without a single care for his privacy. She almost instantly started laughing at every picture where Kuzuryuu was a naked little baby.
"Hehe...nice butt, babyface gangster, Kuzuryuu. These baby and toddler pictures will sure be something to gaze at for the others." Saionji remarked and then giggled. She was excited to put these on her style memorial. She then flipped through some pages, and on the next page she saw something shocking.
"Huh? Isn't that...?" She said in awe. These new photos she was looking at, was now photos of Kuzuryuu being with someone else. And that someone else was being none other than Peko Pekoyama, the Ultimate Swordswoman. Why was Pekoyama in those photos, Saionji thought. Was that why Kuzuryuu was embarrassed and giving out violent threats this morning? That would mean, he wanted to keep their relationship a secret. But why?
Whatever the case, if Saionji decided to put photos of Kuzuryuu and Pekoyama on her memorial, she would reveal that those have a some kind of relationship together.
And that what she will do! If it meant getting an even greater reaction out of Kuzuryuu then she was in for it. Even if it meant reveling a big secret. Even if it meant being possibly cruel.
After finishing her tea, Saionji then put Kuzuryuu's photo album on the table and decided to rest in her cottage for the rest of the day, until the Usami's nighttime announcement.
And after resting a couple of hours on her bed, doing pretty much nothing, she heard Usami's nighttime announcement and decided that was now action time. She grabbed the album and she went out of her cottage and looked to see if anyone was around. To her luck again, no one was around. Not even Kuzuryuu. And so she immediately went to the cafeteria, where then she would display a memorial type of thing and put those embarrassing photos.
After some time of making the display look pretty, in her tastes, she then picked out photos which she thought were the most embarrassing. One of them being, Kuzuryuu being a baby and was lying on the floor and with his small baby butt showing off. The other photo was when he tried to shoot a gun once as a baby. And some others that were with Pekoyama. One of them being where somehow the small 5 or 6 year old Pekoyama accidentally feel on Kuzuryuu and then both of them blushing. Who on earth decided to take a photo of that? That was just sample of what photos that were in that album. There was a lot more. And that was honestly surprising. You would think someone like Kuzuryuu wouldn't have a photo album full of embarrassing photos. That would mean, Kuzuryuu's parents still cared about his son. While thinking these thoughts, Saionji realized that she was done pinning all the photos onto the memorial.
And thanks to that, she also realized that she was dead tired. She still haven't gone to sleep and was at making this memorial. She only hoped that tomorrow would be worth it and that is getting a great reaction out of Kuzuryuu and possibly Pekoyama. She went back to her cottage, not forgetting to grab the album with her and getting immediately to bed and sleep. And she quickly fell asleep.
The next morning, Saionji woke up, but still somehow didn't feel rested enough, but she already woke up and said the hell with it and rose up from her bed and done her usual morning routine. After she did that, she remember what she did yesterday, and immediately went to the cafeteria.
"Oh, crap. Better take the camera too." Saionji thought out loud. As she took the camera with her again, she couldn't wait what the other students reaction will be, and what will Kuzuryuu's reaction will be once he finds out. And when Saionji made it to the cafeteria, she already saw some of the students gawking at the memorial she made herself. There were a some students there and she could hear someone talk about Kuzuryuu.
"Awwww, isn't baby Fuyuhiko the most cutest thing ever!" Ibuki cried out in joy.
Saionji then immediately started recording.
"Man, looking at him when he was a baby, he sure looked strong even then." Nidai pointed out.
"Did he do this himself? I highly doubt this, but I also doubt any of us would do something like this." Hinata thought out loud.
"Hmmm...ohohohooo, may I take some of those photos? Ehh...you know for research!" Hanamura said in his usual perverted tone.
"Hurry up and remove this atrocity, before Kuzuryuu will start yelling again." Togami ordered everyone. He was a straight up killjoy sometimes.
Saionji was glad that everyone was enjoying this and it was a matter of time when they noticed that some of the photos had Pekoyama in it.
"Hey isn't that Pekoyama? What's she's doing in those photos? And she looks much younger..." Koizumi spoke.
"Yeah, that's right. Do you think they know each other?" Nidai asked.
"Maybe. I don't know, but this photo proves it." Koizumi answered.
After all this talking, Saionji knew it was also a matter of time when Kuzuryuu and Pekoyama would show up. And not long after Saionji thought that, Kuzuryuu and Pekoyama both came into the cafeteria with Kuzuryuu looking mad. It was probably because he couldn't find his photo album. But that didn't matter. But then he was confused shortly after when he saw the commotion.
"Hey what the hell is this commotion, bastards?" Kuzuryuu asked. Everyone turned around and just smiled.
"Nice photos there, Kuzuryuu." Akane remarked innocently.
"What-" Kuzuryuu started and but shortly stopped himself and came closer at what everyone was looking at and.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Kuzuryuu freaked out. Everyone just laughed at his reaction. And so did Saionji, as she was finally wouldn't able to look suspicious when she was the only one who was laughing.
"What the fuck IS THIS!?" Kuzuryuu screamed in shock. After seeing his reaction like that, Pekoyama then came closer at what Kuzuryuu and everyone else was looking at, and almost blushed at the sight of it.
"Whoever fucking did this, don't say I didn't fucking warn you!" Kuzuryuu shouted at everyone. Everyone then stopped laughing and while Kuzuryuu was still enraged, suddenly Pekoyama stepped up and put her left hand on his shoulder.
"It is alright, young master, Fuyuhiko..." Pekoyama calmly said, while still blushing a bit.
"W-what?" Kuzuryuu instantly calmed his tone and looked at Pekoyama.
"Umm, did I hear that right, or did you call Fuyuhiko 'young master', Peko?" Ibuki asked innocently.
"I believe it is alright to tell them, young master. It would be strange to keep it hidden for this long." Pekoyama told Kuzuryuu. And while he still looked a little bit pissed, he sighed and then.
"Alright, fine. I'll tell you everything." Kuzuryuu said, calming down and putting his hand into his pockets.
After that, Kuzuryuu went on explaining a long story on how him and Pekoyama knew each other in those photos. He said that Pekoyama was adopted into the Kuzuryuu family and was destined to be an arranged hitman for his use only. But also, his shield, his protector. Apparently they had known each other since they were babies and that Pekoyama had to be around Kuzuryuu at all times. You could say that they were like childhood friends. But apparently they weren't as said by Pekoyama. Their relationship status was only master and tool. Pekoyama always considered herself to be Kuzuryuu tool for his use. She had never thought that he thought of her as a friend. And when she said that, Kuzuryuu seemed to be saddened to hear that. However, Hinata then spoke.
"I see...but is that really true?" Hinata said, while scratching the back of his head.
Kuzuryuu and Pekoyama looked at him dumbfounded. Hinata then started explaining.
"I mean you look happy in some of those photos and look as if you were actual friends, or even more than that." Hinata said. Everyone seemed to agree.
Kuzuryuu and Pekoyama then looked at each other. They didn't say anything to each other, however Kuzuryuu then spoke.
"If you don't mind Peko, there's something I needed to tell you a long while ago." Kuzuryuu started. By the looks of things, it looked like he was about to say something important. And he was sweating bullets.
"For all the time, we knew each other, I...I never considered you a tool. It's because I never needed a tool." Kuzuryuu continued. He was now a bit shaky on his speech, but continued nonetheless.
"What I needed is...what I needed wasn't a tool, but you. I only wanted you, Peko. Please understand." Kuzuryuu said, his voice started sounding shaky. Pekoyama looked more and more nervous.
"I...I love you, Peko." Kuzuryuu said, after that he started letting out tears. Looking at Peko, she came closer to Kuzuryuu and so she hugged him. And it looked odd to say the least, because Peko was much taller than Kuzuryuu.
"I love you too, mas-no, Fuyuhiko." Pekoyama said, before also crying in what looked like joy. Everyone else who was at the cafeteria looked happy for them. And some of them were also tearing up a bit.
After a long of pause of silence, Saionji had forgotten that she was recording that all along. Well, she couldn't blame herself. She didn't expect this to happen. Not in the million years.
After that, everyone decided to continue the breakfast and a conversation was made.
"Heh, thank you, Hinata. If you hadn't said what you did, I probably wouldn't confessed my feeling to Peko." Kuzuryuu said, smiling at him.
"Ah, I didn't do much. If anything, you should be thanking that person who stole your album and displayed them here." Hinata said, while scratching his head.
"...It was you, wasn't it?" Kuzuryuu looked at Hinata straight in the eye.
"Eh, no." Hinata said, while smiling awkwardly at Kuzuryuu. Kuzuryuu then tilted his head to the left.
"I see..." Kuzuryuu simply said before standing up.
"Well, to whoever did this...thing, I thank you." Kuzuryuu said and bowed down and then sat back down to his chair and continued eating.
After the morning assembly had finished, Saionji returned to her cottage to watch the video again. It was like last time. The reactions were funny as hell and she wouldn't expect any worse from Kuzuryuu, but then after what happened. Was that love confession also a part of her plan? No it was not. It's was purely, by chance, right? If so, is that what people call a "nice and or generous prank"? If so, she didn't want that to happen. But whatever, Saionji was still satisfied with Kuzuryuu's reaction so it was still worth it. With that in mind, Saionji wondered who would she prank next. But decided to think about later and spend the remainder of the day with Koizumi.
And that's all she wrote. Third chapter done, like a piece of cake. So, again, I did not expect to write this much in the chapter, and I ended up making it a little bit longer than the last one. Still, I hope you didn't mind the bullshit Usami quiz excuse I had to pull out of my ass. I know it looked weird, but that's all I could think of. And I also hope that you guys didn't mind the Kuzupeko moment. I wanted to put that out of cheer Kuzupeko joy. I like this pairing and I have never met a person who would dislike this pairing. So Kuzupeko fans, consider that part as a bonus or something. So, I hoped that you enjoyed this prank. But anyway, leave a review telling me guys, if that Kuzupeko moment somehow ruined the prank, because I don't think it did, but I feel like it could and also leave a suggestion on who I should prank next. So, until next time...farewell.