Rose: and we're back again!

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy! Tobi wants to do the disclaimer!

Rose, Itachi, Deidara, Konan, Pein: Thank you tobi yeah!!

Disclaimer/Tobi: Tobi is a good boy! Rose-chan does not own tobi or any of the characters. tobi did the disclaimer!!

All: thank you tobi!

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!!

rose: yes, tobi is a good boy.

Deidara: on with the story, yeah!

Akatsuki What?!

Chapter Three:

Sakura and the akatsuki humans walked back into the base utterly confused.

"Tobi Wants to know why he turned into a- mew!" he didn't get to finish due to the fact that he poofed back into a kitten.

"That's the only good thing that's happened today, yeah." Deidara chuckled.

"That's the only smart thing that's come out of your mouth Blondie." Kisame grunted.

"At least in not blue and fishlike." Deidara retorted.

"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU BEFORE MY FOOT MAKES CONTACT WITH YOUR ASS!!" screamed the screamed the pink haired akatsuki member.

After that the two akatsuki members stopped arguing and listened to sakura.

"Okay, screw the point of knowing what happened. We need to know how to fix this problem or at least keep it at bay until we come up with a solution." The akatsuki members all nodded in agreement. Well, except for tobi who was now sitting on sakura's lap purring. Deidara and Itachi looked about ready to kill that cat/human idiot.

"Jealous are you?" whispered konan to the two men.

Deidara just blushed and turned away while itachi made a 'Hn.' Sound and continued listening.

Sakura had now taken the honors of getting a squirty bottle thingamajig to squirt the few who turned back into their kitten forms. "This might work for a while." She mused. "Zetsu-kun and Saso-kun, you two are going to have to work together when you're um...human to come up with a way to keep the water in contact with your body." She explained until Pein spoke up.

"Why exactly do you get to come up with all this?! Im the leader!!" he whined like a little kid.

'The change from kitten to human and back again must interfere with their age.'

'I thought Pein-kun always acted like a little kid personally.' Her inner mused/snickered.

'Shut up. You're not helping in this situation.'

'Humph! Fine, suit yourself, ill just go sleep in the deepest corner of your mind!' her inner then crawled into a corner with pjs, a teddy bear, a blanket and a pillow and slept.

'GVE ME BACK MY TEDDY BEAR!!' inner gaara came stomping through her mind and grabbed the teddy bear out of inner sakura's hands and marched back off.

'That was odd.'

'Odd is an understatement outer me'

While the inner and outer sakura talked/argued in her head, the rest of the akatsuki had proceeded to turn back into kittens.

Itachi kitten and Deidara kitten then jumped onto sakura's lap and pushed tobi off. They layed down and started purring happily.

"What the hell was that all about?!" sakura asked the two kittens.

Deidara looked up at her and blinked slowly and sleepily.

"SO KAWAII!!" she squealed and hugged the golden kitten. That earned a hiss from the silky black cat named itachi.

"Nani?! Does ita-kun want a hug too?" she picked him up and hugged/squeezed him.

The other akatsuki kittens started to crowd around sakura and started meowing.

"If you guys are hungry, sit." They all sat.

"Oooooo…Kay…" she sighed and put the two other kittens down on the ground and headed towards the kitchen.

Too bad kisame, hidan, and Kakuzu found it first.

"YOU NAUGHTY CATS!! GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE!!"

Rose: Sakura's pissed o.o anyways, im to lazy to do the akatsuki corner, please forgive me ./ anyways, reveiw and you get a muffin and a...um... Sasori plushie!

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