It was Noodle's first day of highschool, and 2D's first day of community college, neither 'teens' were looking forward to it.

"Russell, it's only 11:30." Noodle whined.

"Yeah, why do we have to go to bed so early?" 2D asked.

"You guys have school in the morning, and 11:30 ain't early." Russell answered simply, turning off the t.v.

"This blows." 2D groaned as he got up from his spot on the living room floor.

"So does Murdoc." Noodle giggled. Both shared a perverted grin, then went to their rooms.

"Good night." Russell said, turning the lights off in 2D's room, then moving on to Noodle's room.

"Night, babygirl."

"Russ, I'm worried about tomorrow."

"Why?"

"Well, it's highschool! It's crazy over there!" Noodle replied.

"Just keep your head up and you'll be fine." Russell kissed her forehead, turned out the lights, and left the room.

The Next Day:

Russell's P.O.V:

So 'D and babygirl have been doin' this thing where they both act like teenagers. So if you can imagine for a moment, raising one teen is hard enough, but two of them. Waking them up this morning was bad enough.

Flashback:

I just got done making waffles, and went to Noodle's room to wake her up.

"Noodle, wake up." I cooed, she groaned a little.

"I dun wanna." She pulled her blankets over her head.

"Noods, you got school, come on, I made waffles." I offered.

"With chocolate chips?"

"Yes."

"Can I watch tv before school?"

"Yes."

Well, that at least got her to sit up. Relieved that I awoke one from the dead, I went to 'D's room.

"Yo, 'D, get up, you got school." I said, entering the room. 2D moaned from his spot on the bed.

"I 'ave a migraine, can' I jus go tomorrow?"

"No, get up." I said a little more sternly.

"Russ, I dun wanna." he whined just like Noodle. Deciding not to argue anymore, I walked over to the bed, picked up both ends of the sheets, and pulled on them until I successfully flipped 2D off the bed.

"Get ready, now!" I demanded. 2D rubbed his eyes, and sat up, completely unfazed. I guess getting beat up by Murdoc daily pays off.

He stood up, and started looking for a pair of jeans.

"oh, and I made waffles."

End flashback:

So if that wasn't bad enough, picking them up from school was much worse. I drove down to the bus stop (the buses didn't dare go anywhere near our house) and waited for them. The Community College bus pulled up across the street from the high school bus. Noodle hopped off the High School bus, and ran to Geep. She got in in time for it to start raining.

"How was your day?" I asked.

"It was great!" She said excitedly, then went on to tell me about her day. She was just telling me about how some kid found a rubber band in his soup, when 2D finally got in, completely soaked with rain water, looking pretty angry.

"How was your day, 'D?" I asked. He glared.

"Terrible." he replied.

"What happened?"

"Well, where do I start, I was late first of all, some kids thought it'd be funny to write 'Mother Lover' on my binder, some dude punched me 'cause I called him a dick'ead, an' I thin' my teacha was comin' on to me!" he exclaimed, then started going into detail about everything.

I sighed and started driving back home. This was gonna be one long school year.