A/N:
Any season four characters that appear in this fic are in the same year as the others mmm'kayy? so where as canon!Kitty is 3 years younger then the others, in this, she is the same age. Blah Blah Blah. on with the story.
Konvincing Kurt.
"Dude, I am so in love with that girl" Finn Hudson muttered to his best friends, while watching Rachel Berry walk with Kurt Hummel to her car.
In was the end of the day, and Puck, Finn and Karofsky had spent it all, on the bleachers, smoking weed. So right now, they were pretty stoned. Rachel had walked across the school field to the parking lot with a massive smile on her face, and Finn was certain that she had glimpse over towards them at one point. Finn Hudson had been in love with Rachel for over a year now and didn't know what to do about it. Puck had overheard her at temple saying she hated him and was currently dating some dude at Carmel High. Thus leaving Finn heart broken, much to the amusement of Puck.
"Move on Bro, move on" Puck suggested, tapping his buddy on the knee for moral support, which was completely two faced of him. Yes, Puck often overheard Rachel at temple, how could he not, the girl was a foghorn. But what he actually overheard was that Rachel was madly in love with Finn and would cry nightly and sing about her unrequited feelings into a mirror, with a hair brush for a microphone. The reason he told Finn that cock and bull story was because Finn was his boy, if he allowed them two to start dating, Puck would be a man down and he couldn't have that. So instead he told his friend that his love was in love with another man called Jesse St. James -who Rachel had actually dated for about 2 months- from a different school, and because Rachel and Finn never spoke to each other directly, neither realised the truth. And that was how Puck intended it to stay.
"Dude, if you like her, why do you always slushie her?" Karofsky grunt out, while his eyes burned holes in Kurt Hummel's departing figure, mainly his ass.
"Why do you always slushie Kurt?" Finn retorted, bowing his head once the object of his desire drove off in her car.
"Dude, I'm not gay!" Dave moaned, he would have yelled had he had the energy, so instead, took another puff of the joint they were sharing around.
Puck had to chuckle at this, because that was a down right lie. All the Jocks knew that Karofsky was in love with the fairy, it was common knowledge even if Dave never admitted it himself. See, with Dave, he isn't very smart or good at hiding his feelings at the best of times, but when he gets around Hummel, he becomes a bumbling mess, looking at his ass or staring at his lips after the boy licks them clean from his daily punishment, the slushie facial. Yeah the team knew that Dave had been recruited some time ago know, but instead of hating him, they took it out on the boy that infected him. The other jocks didn't like the fact that Karofsky had caught the gay bug, but never dared mention it because they all feared him and respected his talent on the field.
Obviously Puck knew you couldn't catch the gay, he wasn't a fucking idiot. He was actually pretty smart and that's why the teachers let him get away with stupid shit, as long as he kept up his straight A's, the teachers turned the other cheek. Plus having them never reveal Puck's grades was a bonus, because being smart wasn't badass and Puck would purposely flunk all his classes if he thought he could get away with it. So no, Puck knew you couldn't catch being gay, but it didn't stop the gay people hitting on you, so instead, you beat them up. The other Jocks thought they were beating the gay out of Kurt, but once again, Puck knew it wasn't possible, you're either into the same sex or your not, simple. Puck beat up Kurt because it was fun, and Kurt was weak as shit and never fought back, he just used his homosexuality as an excuse to beat him up, although it was a plus that if he was attacking the kid, then Hummel would spend less time checking him out, which he obviously would have because, lets face it, Noah Puckerman is a freakin' stud.
"Puckerman" Kitty Wilde screamed as she approached the stoned boys. "you were cheating on me with the unholy trinity?" Kitty Wilde was Puck's latest Cheerio, he chose her because A) she was a Cheerio and B) because she was a bitch and that was a turn on for the Jew.
"It's not true, Baby" Puck lied. He knew Jacob Ben Israel had left the school and he wouldn't have put it past him to leak the story before he went, Puck had obviously guessed correctly. "I was trying to help Santana and Britt's relationship out, see they're having trouble and I was just being a good friend. As for Quinn, she was helping me do it, sweetheart" Kitty wasn't his 'Baby' or his 'sweetheart', but he used the pet names to ensure he didn't get all his fuck's names muddled up. "The fact that you believe that over me really upsets me, Hun" he inwardly smirked when the look of guilt flushed through Kitty's face. These girls were so easily fooled and it was perfect for Puck.
"Shit, I'm sorry Puck, it's just been a crazy day, take me back to yours and I'll… make up for it, promise" Kitty begged seductively while looking up from her eyelashes.
Puck assumed this coy look and sexy tone to her voice was meant to make his dick hard, but it didn't. None of the girls he fucked made his dick hard from what they looked like or how they acted, it was the thought and act of sex that got him going. It's not that he didn't think the girls were attractive, obviously they were else he wouldn't smash them, they just didn't have that certain thing bout them that Puck liked, not that Puck actually knew what that certain thing was, but whatever.
Now Kitty, a Cheerio, was offering him sex and it was about fucking time. Puck had 'dated' Kitty for about 3 weeks now and he was finding her incredible boring, so after her fucked her raw tonight, he could finally ditch her and move on to a new conquest.
"Lets go back to mine then, Baby" Puck purred, standing up and rearranging his junk. Not that he needed to, but the girls appreciated the fact they got him hard, or at least they thought they had. "See you dorks tomorrow" he address his two henchmen, giving them both fist bumps. Then he flung his arm around his poor naïve victim and strolled off to his car, with the promise of sex at the fore front of his mind.
Kurt Hummel awoke the next day at 5:30am because he phone was buzzing like mad. Groaning at the interruption from his dream, which involved a very naked Jesse Metcalfe, Kurt picked up his phone to discover he had a text from Rachel.
'Emergency meeting, be in the choir room at 7:30, come alone - R'
Kurt stared at his phone for several minutes, allowing his body to wake up and his morning wood to go down. Why had Rachel text him so early and what was with the cryptic message? 'come alone' should be warning enough that nothing good could come from this, that and the fact that is was sent from Rachel Berry, was enough for him to avoid the choir room at all cost. But of course, curiosity won over, considering he had to get to the root of Rachel's nervous behaviour yesterday afternoon whilst driving him home.
Rachel Berry had been quiet the whole journey, and while he would have appreciated the rare silence from the girl, it was unnerving, because a quiet Rachel was a scheming Rachel. Something had happened at that 'too young to be bitter club' yesterday and whatever it was, couldn't be good. He had noticed how all the girls, and oddly Sue Sylvester, had gone eerily quiet when he entered the auditorium and had seen a mad glint in Rachel's eyes once she had spotted him. But try as he might to pry it out of her on the car journey home, Rachel kept tight lipped, with obvious struggle. She had wanted to tell him then, Kurt knew it, but for some reason, she couldn't, so hopefully, this 'emergency meeting in the choir room' will finally give him answers.
With that motivation behind him, he found himself pulling up outside the school at 7:20am, freshly showered, hair styled and wearing white jeans, knee high boots with a pink shirt, top of with his beautiful beige Marc Jacobs rain coat. He sauntered up to the school, sipping a large cup of coffee, his third so far, when he spotted the unholy- trinity-mobile. Confused about why the girls were A) on friendly terms again to use the group car, especially after yesterdays fiasco and B) on school grounds already, Kurt decided to speed up his pace, in case they cornered him. Although the unholy trinity weren't physically violent like the Jocks, they were spitefully cruel with their words, especially Santana.
As he spotted the choir room, he let out a sigh of relief that he made it unscathed, that was until he got to the door. There they were, Evil Quinn, Vicious Santana and Dumb Brittany, sitting on the choir room stalls, along with Rachel, Mercedes, Tina, Lauren Zizes and Coach Sylvester. What made Kurt panic though, wasn't the inevitable confrontation with the three Cheerio's, it was the smiles that everyone was projecting at him. They almost seemed, false, desperate and pleading, to say that Kurt was confused was a massive understatement.
"Hello ladies, Rachel" Kurt began in a shaky voice. Dammit, Kurt reprimanded himself, don't let them smell fear. "What brings us all here at this fine hour?" he completed with a much more even tone. He walked into the choir room and took the seat furthest away from the crowd of girls, casually sipping his coffee.
"Porcelain, let me introduce you to the schools newest secret club, HBX2" Sue declared, with a strained smile.
"Erm, Okay" Kurt frowned. He had no idea what the HBX2 meant, nor did he know when this club started. In fact he didn't even know why all these different girls were in this club and seemed to be comfortable in each others presence or why he was being told about it if it was a secret.
"We wants you in on the club ladylips" Santana ordered. Well that explains the revealing of the secret, Kurt mused. He was unsure if he should answer the Latina back, considering he didn't get permission, nor did she really leave any room for argument, but questions needed to be answered, mainly, what the fuck is HBX2 and what is it all about. So he asked.
"Heart breaking hot bitches, and we were built to destroy Noah Puckerman" Rachel stated in a dramatic stage whisper. Kurt groaned loudly and rolled his eyes, it was way too early in the morning to be mentioning that man's name. but since it was already brought up and more questions were flying around in his head, he continued.
"How do you plan on doing that?"
"Simple, have you ever watched Ugly Betty?" Quinn asked in her politest voice. Kurt nodded, because hello, of course he watched it, it was like Rachel Berry taking Kurt Hummel's dream job. "So your aware of the scheme called Fling to Ring in sixty days?" a polite Quinn was and odd Quinn, Kurt decided silently.
"Of course, find a random man and get him to fall in love with you and propose in 2 months, oh!" and it finally clicked for Kurt. These ladies were planning on getting Puck to fall in love then rip his heart out. Cunning, Spiteful and Genius, if you asked Kurt's opinion. He had no alternative but to applaud the notion. "Fine, I'm in"
All the teen girls let out various forms of celebration. The unholy trinity joined pinky fingers together and smirked evilly, Tina and Mercedes laughed and high fived each other, Lauren punch the air in triumph and Rachel began crying with joy. As much as Kurt enjoyed the random spectacle before him, he couldn't help but be confused about why his participation was so well received.
"Congratulation Porcelain, welcome to the team. You are, after all, our key member" Sue approached Kurt and surprisingly hugged him and patted him on the back, causing Kurt the go rigid in her arms.
"Okay" Kurt said slowly as he was finally released from the woman's grip, only to be unusually beamed at by her instead. "What do I have to do?"
"Make Puck fall in love with you, then rip his heart out" Sue answered cheerfully.
And just like that, Kurt Hummel froze on the spot. Jaw hanging and eyes wide, coffee cup falling from his hands. He was stunned, disgusted and outraged. How dare they even imagine such a plan, let alone try go through with it. For Puck to fall in love with him, Puck would need to spend time with him. That was disturbing and gross enough. But if Kurt remembered rightly, rule three of 'fling to ring'was 'give him a taste' that would consist of Kurt touching the Neanderthal. Fighting down the very strong urge to be sick, he spoke the only two words he could think of.
"Fuck you" he spat.
"Hum- Kurt, hear us out" Quinn begged, raising off her stall and approaching the boy. She placed her arm on his shoulder, only for him the shrug it off immediately as if he had been burned. "Rule one, 'Pique his interest', I'm more then willing to give up my head Cheerio spot to you until Christmas. Imagine what that credit would do for your dance application to N.Y.A.D.A if head Cheerleader was on it"
Kurt knew what she was doing, she was using Kurt's weakness, his one drive to get out of this cow town against him. He had to be strong, as glamorous and promising as that sounded, he had to remember the 'Puck' in all of this.
"No" he said defiantly.
"Kurt, listen to what she is offering" Rachel pleaded. "It's only until Christmas, or sooner if he declares his love for you publicly before that, and that credit is an almost sure fire way of getting into N.Y.A.D.A"
"I have my Glee Club credit for that" Kurt tried to convince himself, although he knew how stupid that sounded. The New Directions had yet to perform at a competition, he would be relying on pure luck for that credit, while head cheerleader gave him the credit instantly. Puck, he reminded himself, Think of Puck. " and I'm sure that I'll… I'll be able to become head Cheerio if I tried out under normal circumstances anyway"
"Not likely pear hips, not while I'm teaching you wont" Sue quipped, her cheerful smile now gone, replaced by an ugly scowl that made Kurt sweat and gulp nervously.
"I'm sorry" Kurt said weakly. Come on Kurt, he reprimanded, unleash the Ice Queen. So Kurt took a deep breath and closed his eyes and channelled his inner bitch. "You guys can do whatever you want in this secret club, but I'm having no part of it, good bye girls" he sent them all a death glare then spun on his heels and did a storm out worthy of Rachel Berry.
"Well, that went well" Tina deflated into her chair.
"It's not over until I say it is" Sue sneered. "endangered rhino, Sushi, your up"
"Yes, sir" Lauren mock saluted and walked out of the room with Tina hot on her heals.
Lauren Zizes hated Noah Puckerman and that's why she allowed herself the be in the presence of the other members of HBX2. Last year Puck had approached her into dating him and she had almost said yes, because she thought he was mixed race. But he wasn't, he was just a stupid pig head womanizer who thought he was better then woman. And no man is better then woman, and certainly no man is better then Zizes. It was that disrespect alone that she refused him, and the disrespect grew even more when he continually tried to seduce her, until she finally snapped and punched him in the face. If she were to have a wet dream in the middle of the night because of Puck, it wouldn't be because he appeared naked before her, it would be because she saw him roasting on a spit. Lauren Zizes hated Noah Puckerman, and it was that reason and that reason alone that she was with the vampire, searching the school grounds for the fairy.
Tina Cohen Chang hated Noah Puckerman and that was why she was willing to let Kurt be thrown to be lions in order to destroy him. Kurt would beat the lion off anyway, so she didn't really feel guilty for it. Puck had made her life hell for 2 years now and she had had enough. Firstly he assumed she was a dead fictional creature, thus her never having a boyfriend. Then he, himself, refused to acknowledge her, making her feel worthless, considering his dick is blind. And then he goes and bullies the crap out of her and her friends and just expects her to take it. And to top it all off, it was her job as leader of 'too young to be bitter' to deal with and comfort all his tricks. She was fed up with that boy tainting her life and making it miserable. Tina Cohen Chang hated Noah Puckerman, and it was that reason and that reason alone that she was willing to put Kurt through this.
"Hey Artie" Tina called out as she spotted her wheelchair bound friend on the other side of the hall. "Do you know where Kurt is?" she asked as she approached him.
"Yeah, he's in the library finishing a book report. I gotta warn you though, he don't seem like he's in a very good mood" Artie explained, his gaze falling off the beautiful Asian and landing onto the woman next to her. Leaning into the girl who most definitely wasn't a vampire and who smelled like black roses, he whispered "Why are you hanging with Lauren Zizes for?"
"What? Oh, Science partners this semester or something. Anyways thanks Artie, see you later in Glee" she bent down and kissed her friend on her cheek and waved him off. Lauren looked at him in disgust and confusion as the boy blushed a deep shade of red and quickly covered his lap with his text books.
"You do realise that that manbot wants to have sex with you right?" Lauren asked as she caught up with the Asian girl. Being unfazed by the weird looks the pair were receiving from other students. Lauren and Tina had never hung out together before and thanks to Jacob leaving the school, the HBX2 was able to stay secret, proving it oddly fascinating to see two members from different cliques communicating in a civil way.
"What, Artie? don't be ridiculous, he's a sweetheart" Tina laughed the accusation off. The truth was, Tina had a massive crush on Artie Abrams at one point and she thought the feelings were mutual until Puck spread the vampire rumour around, after that he had backed off completely. "Kurt's in here somewhere" she whispered as they entered the library.
"Whatever you say" Lauren sighed. She knew an inappropriate boner when she saw one, seeing as her smoking hot self caused half of them. Spotting Kurt at the back of the library with his nose deep in a book, Lauren rolled her eyes and approached, sitting at his table uninvited.
"Rule number two" Lauren huffed "'Stay in close proximity' If you agree to this, I can get Miss Pillsbury to rearrange your schedule a bit so you'll be in more of Puck's classes, somehow he manages to be in all the top classes so it wont affect you academically. Plus if your on the Cheerio's, you train with the football team, so you'll see each other out on the field and in the locker rooms"
"Are you serious?" Kurt laughed as he put down his book and stared at the two females in front of him. "These rules are the main reason why I don't want to do it. I don't want to be in close proximity to him, the man makes my skin crawl. And as for sharing a locker room full of Neanderthals who love to attack me for no reason, yeah, not really selling it to me"
Kurt had a feeling he was going to get ambushed throughout the day with this stupid scheme, and it turns out, he was not disappointed. Rule two of 'fling to ring' literally made him feel sick, why would he purposely put himself in the same room as his biggest tormentor? Did these girls not realise who they were talking to? Though he was surprised that Puck was in the top set in classes, how he managed to worm his way into that was a mystery. Probably fucking Miss Pillsbury if he had to guess.
"Tina!?" a voice screeched across the room. When Kurt leant over to see passed Lauren, she saw a rather distressed Kitty Wilde running into Tina's arms. "That Bastard" she sobbed, clutching hard onto an uncomfortable looking Tina.
"Let me guess, Puck?" She deadpanned, rolling her eyes and patting the Cheerio clumsily on the back.
"He slept with me last night, then dumped me this morning" she chocked out through sobs. "he took my virginity and didn't even care, I thought that he loved me"
"Did he ever even say that he did?" Kurt asked. He knew the answer, he wasn't naïve to Puck's ways. Puck never said he loved anyone, because he didn't. that's why this plan wouldn't work with Kurt as temptress. Kurt was the last person Puck would fall in love with, a fact that Kurt was truly grateful for.
"Well… no, not exactly, but he made me feel like he did" she sniffed, giving Kurt an icy glare, that even Kurt had to admit, looked pretty fierce. "Tina? Is the 'too young to be bitter' club running this lunch time, because I really need to tell my story"
"Yeah, I'll see you there sweetie, stay strong, Ok?" Tina comforted and waved her off as the Cheerio sulked out the library. Once she was finally gone, Tina turn to Kurt, her expression a lot less comforting. "You can stop this Kurt. You can save all the Kitty's at this school. Only you can do it without ending up like her. Please think about it" Tina begged. "Come on Lauren, lets go. See you in Glee, Kurt" and with that, the two girls disappeared, leaving Kurt with an uninvited feeling of guilt.
Quinn Fabray hated Noah Puckerman because he got her drunk on wine coolers, made her feel fat, then took her virginity. All of that, causing her to love her first love, Finn Hudson. Puck unashamedly admitted it, while Quinn attempted to cover it up. Turned out Finn preferred honesty and chose to stick by Puck and in doing so, kicked Quinn to the curb. Puck had then decided that, for whatever reason, Quinn could stay with him, and considering that she was newly heartbroken and lonely, she decided to give Puck a chance. Which of course ended up being a mistake considering he never loved her back and went on to sleep with her two best friends, causing them to fight and have food smeared in her face. She didn't blame Santana, she blamed Puck. Quinn Fabrey hated Noah Puckerman and it was that reason, and that reason alone, that she was search 'gay sex tips' on her phone with two unofficial lesbians.
Santana Lopez hated Noah Puckerman because he was an ass. Plain and simple. Unlike the others, she knew Puck was a player and never gave him her heart. Puck was fantastic in bed, god he had enough practise to be, but that is where his interesting qualities stopped for Santana. She only slept with him because he was by far the best sex ever, if you didn't count Brittany. And she only ever really went with him when Britt's time of the month came round. No, her hatred came from Puck's treatment to Brittany, yeah Santana may have attacked her girlfriend yesterday, but she was just mad in generally and took it out on her girlfriend and best friend and he needed to pay. Santana Lopez hated Noah Puckerman and it was that reason, and that reason alone, that she was reading all her sexts to the boy, to find tips on how to turn him on.
Brittany Pierce Hated Noah Puckerman because she was the protector of womansville and he was the villain. He would go around playing on young girls vulnerabilities just to get them into bed, and she had been stupid enough to fall for it. Yes, Puck had made Brittany feel stupid, being told your stupid daily and being proven that you are, were two different things. The former, she could deal with, because she knew she was a genius really and didn't need anyone telling her so. But the latter was an emotional blow of pride, being proven that you could get played was humiliating and embarrassing and Puck made almost every girl feel like that. And as the protector of womansville, it was Brittany's job to rescue it. Brittany Pierce hated Noah Puckerman and it was that reason and that reason alone, that she was listening to the 'fifty shades of grey' audio book to pick up tips on seduction.
"You know what?" Quinn muttered, pulling a headphone out of Brittany's ear to get her attention as well as Santana's. "I think I might just be a fan girl. Look at this" she said as she held her phone out for the other two to see, who both clambered round the sink of the girls bathroom.
"Holy smoke, that shit is hot" Santana exclaimed as her eyes were fixed on a gay porn video of two men pleasuring each other.
"Totally agree. Those dolphin are sexy on their own, but together they defiantly make my panties wet" Brittany nodded, squinting her eyes to get a better look.
"And to think, I used to think that gay's were disgusting" Quinn laughed as she took her phone back to find another video. "turns out, I just didn't know what I was missing, I now have a new appreciation for Kurt"
"Girls, stop! Close your eyes and imagine a naked Kurt smoking Puck's pole" Santana suggested, closing her eyes and smirking.
As the other two girls followed her lead, the bathroom was filled with contented sighs.
"What are you doing" Kurt's voice came from the bathroom door, knocking the girls out of their fantasy to face a slushie stained Kurt.
"Let me guess, Puck?" Quinn asked as she dove into her makeup bag and pulled out a moist towlette and began dabbing it at Kurt's red raw eyes.
"Correct, Miss Fabrey" Kurt answered as her let the three girls clean him up. The fact that the unholy trinity were being uncharacteristically nice to him, was not lost on Kurt. He knew what they were up to, and on cue, Santana started to speak.
"Rules three" she began as she poured water onto Kurt's hair to wash out the ice. "'Give him a taste' who better to advise you then us" Kurt sighs exasperatedly "we can give you the 411 on how to please Puck sexually" at this, Kurt did two things, first he blushed, then he gagged.
"No, that's disgusting, not the act but the person" Kurt shivered with revulsion. "Luckily I can't even imagine it or else I would literally puke all over your shoes"
"But that's what we are here for" Brittany gleamed as she finished cleaning Kurt's coat. "We can turn you into a sex god" she smiled and patted Kurt on his now clean head.
"Why would you want to help me in gay sex, aren't you girls homophobic?" Kurt wondered, his eye brows drawn together in confusion.
"Nope, there is no denying how hot this is" Quinn laughed as she pointed her phone in Kurt's face and revelled in seeing his eye widen, jaw drop and blush violently.
"Now imagine doing that" Santana smirked as she search through her phone and pulled up a picture to show Kurt. "to that"
Kurt's heart stopped, he was sure of it. If it wasn't bad enough that these three scary girls were showing him a highly explicit video of one man giving another man oral pleasure, then the picture on Santana's phone of a sleeping, naked Noah Puckerman, in full massive erection mood, did the job. His eyes were glued to the screen, he tried to look away but he simply couldn't. luckily for him, Santana's screen went blank after a few seconds and he was able to regain his sense. With a gulp and a blink to get himself under control, he glared at the girls.
"Thanks for the clean up but the answer is still no" he spat and awkwardly walked out the room in awkwardly tight jeans, leaving three smirking girls behind while he desperately tried to get those highly arousing images out of his mind.
Rachel Berry hated Noah Puckerman because he gave Jews everywhere a bad name. he was a rude, womanizing, selfish little man with no respect for authority. He even once brought a bacon sandwich into synagogue. He slept with every girl from temple on their sixteenth birthday's and never once thought about their feelings. And nobody seemed to care. But the main reason that she hated that man was because a couple of months ago, their synagogue did a fundraiser and Noah was chosen as the musician, over her, Rachel Berry. It was humiliating and degrading, how dare he steal her spotlight. And to make matters worse, the tool was even bloody brilliant. He ended up getting 15 different girls numbers at that event and even made the local paper. The local paper that should have been Rachel Berry's headline. Rachel Berry hated Noah Puckerman and it was that reason and that reason alone that she would temporarily step aside and let Kurt Hummel take centre stage.
As she walked into the cafeteria at lunch, she looked around and shock her head at how no-one noticed her. Poor mere mortals, she thought, they should be looking at her while they had the chance, in 5 years time, people will be playing hundreds of dollars just to catch a glimpse of her. Shaking that though aside for the time being, she approached Kurt, who happened to be sitting alone at the Gleek table, looking utterly depressed.
"Rule Four" Rachel beamed as she sat opposite him. Did she just hear him growl? Sure sounded like a growl. "'Make yourself unavailable" she continued, ignoring the rising grizzly sounds coming from her friend. "it's the easiest stage, we basically go back to normal, ignoring him"
"Rachel!" Kurt yelled, startling himself and the girl. "Rach" he said in a more calm and controlled voice. "Yes that's by far the best rule of the five, it's getting to that point that makes me sick and want to set myself on fire. Why don't we just skip the first three rules and start doing that one, oh wait, I already am, ta-da" He sneered sarcastically.
"Kurt, you'll be fine, we are all going to protect you and watch over you and help you get into the right mind set for this" She said in a sympathetic voice with an equally sympathetic frown.
"I don't want protecting and to be trained or anything. I just want to be left the hell alone. No more mentions of that Neanderthal". Kurt practically pleaded, suddenly losing all his appetite.
"Fine, look at it this way. Think of it as the acting rule of a life time. Brittany Snow in 'John Tucker must die'. you are the handsome hero who can save a lot of broken hearts, Kurt" Rachel whispered, with tears in her eyes, which surprised her to find that they were actually genuine. When Kurt looked up at her face, his frown disappearing instantly.
"Rach, I… I can't. I just can't. It's Puck" he tried to give an encouraging smile, but he was simple just too tired to produce one. The day had been ridiculously long and weird and he just want to go to Glee practice, then home, then bed.
"I know it's a lot to ask for, and it's putting you in a really awful position, but HBX2 genuinely believe you're the only one strong enough to handle it. You're the only person who could get out of this unscathed. It really is a performance after all. The worse that can happen is he tries beat you up, but Lauren's already agreed to be a body guard of sorts and protect you in the halls" she paused as Kurt's eyebrows rose, obviously taking this bit of information in. "and if it does work, don't just think of the girls you would save, think of yourself. No more bullying, no more teasing, no more injuries and no more worrying about your father"
Kurt sat back and backtracked on everything Rachel had just said to him. The bullying could stop, everything that made his life difficult could stop from this 2 month thing. 2 months of torture for 2 more years of freedom, freedom from hate and freedom from fear. It seemed like a pretty good deal, plus it was just acting at the end of the day, something that came naturally to him. But it was Puck! Had it of been Finn Hudson or even David Karofsky, Kurt would have been more easily persuaded. But no, it was the lowest of the low, slime ball, pigheaded Puck. The same man that made his skin crawl and stomach flip in fear. If it had been anyone else, he would have taken the sex advice and the cheerleading position and title of hero, but because it was Puck, he just couldn't bring himself to do it.
"See you in Glee, Rachel" he sighed and pushed his uneaten food away and strolled out of the cafeteria feeling physically and mentally exhausted.
Mercedes Jones hated Noah Puckerman because he constantly tried to make her feel shit about herself. She wasn't talking about the 'fat black chick from the Ghetto' title, hell naw, she could rock that look. She was talking about how he seemed to make it his mission to keep Mercedes single. When she had been dating Shane Tinsley, everything was perfect, he was charming and attentive and loving and made Mercedes feel like a queen. And then Puck came along and demanded extra time with his boy. A few hours every week here and there was fine, but then Puck started to make his 'bonding time' more longer and more frequent, and after a couple of months, Shane and Mercedes barely saw each other and had to call it quits. Then new boy Sam Evans came along and swept Mercedes off her feet, taking her virginity and staying afterwards. Declarations of love were made everyday with Sam, until Puck spotted him and took him under his wing. Sam, being the easily influenced person he is, started to believe all the shit that Puck was spouting about popularity and status quo and even went far enough to convince Sam that Mercedes was still in love with Shane, quickly ending that relationship aswell. Mercedes Jones hated Noah Puckerman and for that reason and the reason alone, she was willing to spend time with bitches in order to get the job done.
"Rule five" she randomly blurted out as her and Kurt made there way to the choir room. "'Give him a ticking clock' make him publicly declare his love for you by Christmas then dump his ass, leaving him humiliated and you having the best Christmas ever"
"Mercedes" Kurt sighed, on the verge of tears. Tears of exhaustion more than anything. "I love you more then anyone else, but if you mention it one more time, I'm going to call quits on this friendship. I'm being serious, I expected better from you"
Mercedes was stunned silent. First she was angry over Kurt's threat, but one look at his pale and pasty face turned that anger into guilt. It was then that she decided that this plan wasn't worth her friendship. If Kurt ever decided to participate then great, but she would not be pressuring him anymore.
As they entered the choir room and took their seats, Kurt tried his hardest to pay attention to their teacher Mr. Shue, but he couldn't concentrate, he was simply too tired. Feeling his eyes getting heavier by the second, he decided to slouch back in his chair and become comfy in order to take a power nap, Glee rehearsal be damn. That was until he heard Rachel scream and Mercedes gasp.
Opening his eyes quickly, he found himself surrounded by a dozen Jocks, including Finn, who was slyly glancing at Rachel, Karofsky, who for some reason looked guilty and uncomfortable and Puck, who looked as menacing as ever. All of them holding water pistols, water pistols that were all aimed directly at Kurt. Closing his eyes, Kurt prepared for the onslaught.
Gushes and gushes of liquid poured over him to a chorus of laughter from the Jocks. It took about 10 seconds for Kurt to realise exactly what was in those water pistol. Opening his eyes when the attack stopped he saw most of the jokes retreating quickly from the room, leaving only Puck behind, who was standing right over Kurt's urine drenched body and leering.
"Burn in hell, ya' little faggot!" he spat. Literally spat. Green phlegm hitting Kurt right in the face before he ran off to join his team mates.
"Kurt?" Mr. Shue began, before being interrupted by a deep, loud, vicious roar coming from the boy in question.
"MERCEDES, TINA, RACHEL, FOLLOW ME!" He bellowed, jumping from his urine soaked seat and charging out of the choir room and down the hall, with the three girls running to keep up. Lauren Zizes came out of a classroom to witness the scene, and with a grunt from Kurt, took it as confirmation to join in with the charge.
Kurt Hummel hated Noah Puckerman because Puck plagued his life at school, at home and in his dreams. He systematically destroyed everything that was good in his life and took pleasure from it. He teased, he insulted, he hit, he spat, he did whatever he could to shatter Kurt's armour. From the day they met back in 8th grade, Puck had been a constant bother and thorn in Kurt Hummel's side. He made him lie to his father, friends and teachers and made him alone in his fear. Kurt had barely any friends due to Pucks reign of terror towards him and he couldn't find a boyfriend because closeted gays at McKinley were too scared to come out because of Puck's vicious assaults. Kurt Hummel hated Noah Puckerman and for that reason, and that reason alone, he was going to break his heart.
He burst the doors open to the sports hall and grabbed the attention of the entire Cheerio's squad and their coach. Standing there, with his fist and jaw clenched, covered in piss, a fire in his eyes and a determination he had never felt before, he growled.
"I'm In"
HBX2 is now complete, let the fun and games begin.
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I'm a couple of chapter's ahead, meaning a few chapters are ready and completed and will be uploaded when the time comes.
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PS. Also I'm British, so if some of the spellings are incorrect in your country, I do apologise, but my spell only recognizes British english. I am trying to make certain words universal though E.G saying panties when in england we would just say knickers. Pants are trousers, Mom is mum and so forth. so bare with me.
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