THE BOWELS OF HELL (deleted scene from The Reign of Terror)
Gordon Freeman walked down the hall, equipped in his hazard suit and is carrying a shotgun. He hears talking in one room. He peeks inside the door and sees six scientists inside. He bursts through the door and the scientists turn around.
"All right losers," Gordon shouted, "Someone is going to tell me where Laura Fuller is or I will splatter everyone's brains all over the place.
"Why are you doing this?" A scientist asked.
"I just got fired and now I taking it out on everyone here."
"This isn't that way to handle this," another scientist said.
"Shut up you damn belly rubber."
Gordon points the gun at the scientist's head.
"Where is Laura?" Gordon asked.
"I swear I don't know."
Gordon is about to pull the trigger when he sees a scientist slowly walking towards the bathroom.
"Where are you going?" Gordon said.
"I have to go to the bathroom," he said. "I have this disease-"
"You are a disease. Now get back over here."
"He needs to go right now," a scientist said.
"Get over here or die."
The scientist slowly walks back towards the others. Then they smell something horrible.
"What on earth is that smell?" a scientist said.
"It looks like the jerk off went," Gordon said.
"I told you I needed to go."
"I can't believe a man your age doing something like that," another scientist said.
"You are a disgrace."
"Well, this is how is with you people. One minute you understand my condition, the next you make like you never knew about it. What is wrong with you people? What is wrong with this world?"
"Okay, funs over," Gordon said.
Gordon shoots all the scientists and leaves the room.