Wowie, I haven't uploaded a chapter in a long time!! I'm really sorry people's. I'll be good next time. So, we left off... with Cristina jumping out the window. How pleasant. Well, enjoy and... Dust Bunnies Foreva!!
Disclaimer: ME NO OWN, YOU NO SUE, ME BE HAPPY
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Cristina: :: peels herself off the ground ::
Maite: You're really sad.
:: Hagrid aka Big Boy signals everyone to jump in boats. ::
Maite: YIPPEEE!! BOATIES!!
Cristina: I never liked boats... my mom said they would change little kids into scrambled eggs
Maite: O.o Scrambled eggs are yummy
:: They all jump into the boats and ride off into the sunset. Everything is happy until... ::
Cristina: Didja see something move in the water?
Maite: :: Too busy playing gameboy ::
Cristina: :: Looks down into the water. Screams. :: I saw something moving! It was really big! Holy shit! It's a...
:: A little fishy jumps outta the water ::
Maite: Dinner... :: eats the fishy ::
Cristina: Poor soul...
:: The boats all go down a tunnel thing. The boats stop. ::
Hagrid: E'ery body outta da boats. Come along now little lads and lassies, time's a was'ing!
Maite: O.O It's an evil Irish monk!!
Cristina: Disturbing...
Maite: Queer...
Some Guy: I like cheese...
Cristina: No kidding! I do too!!
:: All get out of the boats and walk through big door. They get greeted by an ugly lady. ::
Ugly Lady: I am Professor McGonagall. There will be no gum, sharp objects, and killer hamsters in this building.
Maite: :: stops chewing a wad of gum bigger than Texas and spits it out. It flies into Prof. McGonagall's eye. ::
Prof. McGonagall: Bloody hell! My bloody eyes is all bloody with bloody gum!
Cristina: Impressive, four bloodies in one sentence.
:: Paramedics come and take Prof.McGonagall away. Skinny Boy appears. ::
Skinny Boy: Umm, we're having some technical difficulties... I'll be the boss now! Fear me!
:: Stares O.o ::
Skinny Boy: Never mind. My name is Bob. Come with me to the almighty Great Hall to get sorted!
:: Takes them into a very small cramped living room. ::
Bob: Stand there. I'm gonna get the Sorting Hat.
:: People stare at first years. The first years stare back. It's silent until... ::
Cristina: :: Farts really loud. Prof. Flitwick get's blown away. :: O.o
Maite: Those buritos come in handy ^-^
Cristina: I wanna get sorted!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Maite: Migraine, Migraine, Migraine!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Prof.Dumbledore: Enough!! Let's get sorted. I have an appointment to get to.
:: Bob gets out an old pruny, moldy, ugly, fat, stale, wrinkly, deformed hat. ::
Bob: First up, Aguirrezabal, Maite.
:: Runs up and trips over a pebble. Gets back up. Sits on stool. Puts on hat. ::
Hat: Hmm, interesting. No brain... no courage... no bravery... lot's of buritos... lot's of greed... perfect for Slytherin, but I'm in a good mood today. GRYFFINDOR!!
Maite: :: Looks arounnd like an idiot. :: Pretty stars.
:: The list goes on, and on, and on, and on, like the Energizer Bunny. Then it comes to Cristina's name. ::
Bob: Zulaica, Cristina.
:: Walks up and doesn't trip on a pebble, but instead a killer hamster. Get's back up, puts hat on, and waits. ::
Hat: Hmm... Same as that Maite girl except you're dreaming of... Auron (AN: FFX Rules!!). GRYFFINDOR!!
:: Cheers ::
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Sorry it was amazingly short. My hands and arms are tired and I have to go home. I'm at Maite's house right now. Well, anyways, Ciao.
~* Ja Ne! Senshi Nadeshiko and Saturn_Gold *~
Disclaimer: ME NO OWN, YOU NO SUE, ME BE HAPPY
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Cristina: :: peels herself off the ground ::
Maite: You're really sad.
:: Hagrid aka Big Boy signals everyone to jump in boats. ::
Maite: YIPPEEE!! BOATIES!!
Cristina: I never liked boats... my mom said they would change little kids into scrambled eggs
Maite: O.o Scrambled eggs are yummy
:: They all jump into the boats and ride off into the sunset. Everything is happy until... ::
Cristina: Didja see something move in the water?
Maite: :: Too busy playing gameboy ::
Cristina: :: Looks down into the water. Screams. :: I saw something moving! It was really big! Holy shit! It's a...
:: A little fishy jumps outta the water ::
Maite: Dinner... :: eats the fishy ::
Cristina: Poor soul...
:: The boats all go down a tunnel thing. The boats stop. ::
Hagrid: E'ery body outta da boats. Come along now little lads and lassies, time's a was'ing!
Maite: O.O It's an evil Irish monk!!
Cristina: Disturbing...
Maite: Queer...
Some Guy: I like cheese...
Cristina: No kidding! I do too!!
:: All get out of the boats and walk through big door. They get greeted by an ugly lady. ::
Ugly Lady: I am Professor McGonagall. There will be no gum, sharp objects, and killer hamsters in this building.
Maite: :: stops chewing a wad of gum bigger than Texas and spits it out. It flies into Prof. McGonagall's eye. ::
Prof. McGonagall: Bloody hell! My bloody eyes is all bloody with bloody gum!
Cristina: Impressive, four bloodies in one sentence.
:: Paramedics come and take Prof.McGonagall away. Skinny Boy appears. ::
Skinny Boy: Umm, we're having some technical difficulties... I'll be the boss now! Fear me!
:: Stares O.o ::
Skinny Boy: Never mind. My name is Bob. Come with me to the almighty Great Hall to get sorted!
:: Takes them into a very small cramped living room. ::
Bob: Stand there. I'm gonna get the Sorting Hat.
:: People stare at first years. The first years stare back. It's silent until... ::
Cristina: :: Farts really loud. Prof. Flitwick get's blown away. :: O.o
Maite: Those buritos come in handy ^-^
Cristina: I wanna get sorted!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Maite: Migraine, Migraine, Migraine!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Prof.Dumbledore: Enough!! Let's get sorted. I have an appointment to get to.
:: Bob gets out an old pruny, moldy, ugly, fat, stale, wrinkly, deformed hat. ::
Bob: First up, Aguirrezabal, Maite.
:: Runs up and trips over a pebble. Gets back up. Sits on stool. Puts on hat. ::
Hat: Hmm, interesting. No brain... no courage... no bravery... lot's of buritos... lot's of greed... perfect for Slytherin, but I'm in a good mood today. GRYFFINDOR!!
Maite: :: Looks arounnd like an idiot. :: Pretty stars.
:: The list goes on, and on, and on, and on, like the Energizer Bunny. Then it comes to Cristina's name. ::
Bob: Zulaica, Cristina.
:: Walks up and doesn't trip on a pebble, but instead a killer hamster. Get's back up, puts hat on, and waits. ::
Hat: Hmm... Same as that Maite girl except you're dreaming of... Auron (AN: FFX Rules!!). GRYFFINDOR!!
:: Cheers ::
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Sorry it was amazingly short. My hands and arms are tired and I have to go home. I'm at Maite's house right now. Well, anyways, Ciao.
~* Ja Ne! Senshi Nadeshiko and Saturn_Gold *~