Deidara sat in his workshop which was connected to Sasori's by a door and a very thin wall. The puppet demanded his own space, apparently he couldn't take the blonds art. He sat in silence working on trying to make a new c2 bomb, the mixture was down but he couldn't think of a design for it.
A sudden knocking came to the door which interrupted the artist's thoughts. "hmm?" he answered doing a makeshift job of tidying up. The orange mask popped through the door with a pleasant aura meaning that the man was more than likely in a good mood. Deidara sighed in defeat. "what is it Tobi?" he huffed out bringing his finger tips to his face.
"Tobi was wondering what senpai was doing..." he cheered merrily. The next thing the blond knew the childlike man was beside his work table kneeling down to examine his work. "So this is how you make your bombs..." he said fascinated. Eying everything on the table, before Deidara kicked him over.
"You idiot, un!" he yelled. "Who said you could get so close to my art!" he demanded keeping his foot implanted in the elder males face.
Tobi looked pleadingly up to Deidara. Causing the blond to melt on the inside but he held his ground knowing that he should never show side this to Tobi. "But senpai~..." he whined. "I didn't touch anything..." he continued his complaint.
Deidara sighed and reluctantly dropped his foot from the others face. "grab a chair if your gonna stay then, un..." he grumped as he turned from the man and avoided showing his light pink face to him.
Tobi did as he was told and grabbed a nearby fold out chair. He sat next to Deidara and watched as the blond artist worked away at the clay. He began humming which became irritating after a certain amount of time but the younger male put up with the annoyance. "Hey senpai?" the charcoal haired man sang. Deidara grunted as a response. "Can I play with the clay that wont blow up?" he asked innocently as if it were a reasonable question.
The blond stopped what he was doing and turned his head toward the man. Completely confused at the statement but shrugged it off nodded and handed him the clay that he kept to the side. The candy masked man bounced with glee which in turn made the artist groan with regret and finally made him stop.
The two worked on their clay for a good half hour until Tobi tapped Deidara on the shoulder. "hmm?" the blond asked as he turned to find a clay figure in his face. It appeared elementary to the artist and he could just barely make out that it was meant to be a person.
"It's you senpai." Tobi said lovingly as he brought it back and petted it. The blond sat there stunned that the elder male would make something as that... he figured maybe some sort of food or a flower and if it were a person it should have been Zetsu not him. He continued his silent confused stare at the childlike man till the other finally looked up to the artist. He gave a look of a smile then leaned in close to Deidara. "Aren't you pretty?" he whispered holding up the clay model again.
Deidara gave a mad blush and pushed his chair back. But apparently this time Tobi was far more determined. He set down the miniature clay version of Deidara in his chair and then grabbed onto the blonds shoulders and straddled his legs. He pushed his mask up and leaned in slowly. His lips were only centimeters away from the artists. He could feel the heat of the elder males breath warming up his face and further down though he'd prefer not to admit it.
"I love you senpai..." he whispered and kissed the blonds cheek softly. "I would never let anyone hurt you..." he kissed the blonds nose. "because you're mine." this he said with a much colder and serious tone like what he had done with Hidan in the dining room earlier this morning. The upper male then proceeded to kiss Deidara's mouth and force his way inside. He wrapped his arms around the smaller one possessively as if to give meaning to his words.
Deidara could barely contain himself, he was full of mixed feelings, half of his mind was saying that this was insane and that he should push the man off of him right now, the other half however was telling him that he should go for it. His second half won the battle of the body. He wrapped his arms around the above mans waist and he leaned into the kiss.
Tobi taking this as an 'OK' sign started to lower his hands. Then finally broke the kiss and began to kiss and nip at Deidara's neck. He lowered his hands to the edge of the blonds pants and slithered one in sliding it towards the front to the more sensitive area. 'No! Not there!' Deidara screamed internally.
Suddenly tears began to well up in the blonds eyes. Probably from the other half of the his thoughts. Tobi instantly stopped what he was doing and looked up to the artist. Sliding his mask back down so he could look eye to eye. "Senpai?" he whimpered like a scolded dog.
Deidara looked away ashamed. "I'm sorry Tobi..." he whispered. The charcoal man climbed off of him knowing that he had done too much. Deidara curled up in a ball of shame, thinking that it would've been better if they had just finished.
"Senpai... are you okay?" Tobi crouched down to eye level with the blond to look him in the eye but Deidara didn't look up. The lollipop masked man reached out a hand but the artist flinched at the slightest touch. Tobi hung his head in gloom. "I'm sorry Senpai..." he said quietly. "I went too far..."
Deidara looked up and shook his head. "No you didn't do anything wrong." he smiled weakly. "I just.." he started but then someone unexpected popped in.
A venus fly trap heading appeared between the both of them. "Pardon me if I'm interrupting" a low calm voice said.
"But we've come to collect Deidara." a more huskier voice grumbled.
The blonds smile twisted into shock. "I don't remember there being a mission today..." he questioned the man plant confused.
"There's not..." the white half started. "At least not for you." the other finished. "We came because someones calling you." he continued.
Deidara stood looking from Tobi to the head in the floor. "Well then why don't they come get me themselves? Are they just that fricking lazy?" he put his hands on his hips and cocked his head to add emphasis.
"That's difficult to do..." "when you're a frickin' plant." they husked out.
Deidara glared. He knew exactly who they were talking about. The EVIL plant in the living room was calling him out eh? Well he was ready when he was out shopping. He bought weed killer!
Tobi looked up at Deidara confused then to Zetsu then back to Deidara.
A/N: :P spoof! almost... almost! Dx darn it i just BARELY had them :P oh well I do not own naruto in any way shape or form :/ this is the truth a very shocking truth and it hurts me a lot more than it hurts you trust me. Okay so yeah again I ALMOST got there... too bad that I was tired :D anywho the plant... it will not die, shall not die, cannot die clear? good :3 please keep reading and reviews make me happy and they encourage me to update faster! But sometimes there's school -.- something that i'm not looking forward to...