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P.S readers, I'm declaring this Thursday, 'cause let's face it, this much drama never occurs in two days.

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Chapter 3-

Thursday- The same week.

Oh no. CRAZY AUNT ALERT, CRAZY AUNT ALERT! RUN.

Seconds after the thought hit my mind, I had began speedily weaving through the crowd of students buzzing around in the corridors.

My aunt dashed behind me, fairy wings bobbing as she trilled various different forms of the same sentence;

"Ally precious, your fairy godmother is here!".

Ally- An atrocious nickname given by Aunt A. Delia (from my mother's side- Lune was my father's name.) which she claims is somehow a shortened edition of Alexander. How so still deludes me entirely.

Eventually she cornered me by the greenhouse.

"Ally dear, how nice it is to see you again!" She giggled.

41 year old women should not giggle. Ever.

"One. You saw me a couple of days ago! I think your visit is a good couple months early. Two. You're dressed as a fairy. Three. You're at my school. WHY ARE YOU AT MY SCHOOL?!" I nearly shouted the last part.

She just giggled again.

"Well, I thought since I'm your aunt, and your godmother, I may as well be you fairy god mother too!" She screeched in 'happiness'- Or whatever the heck you'd call that.

I put a hand to my forehead, feeling my frustration seeping through.

"That doesn't explain why you're in my school. At all." I growled at her.

"Oh, hehe, sorry, forgetful me! I have a gift for you!" She giggled again, holding something out to me.

Saying nothing, I tentatively took the gift out of her hand.

A dog muzzle.

Ooh, she is so dead.

But before I could retaliate, she had gone. Just... gone. Completely. Disappeared. Poof.

What. The hell. Just happened.

Author's note- The dog muzzle is an inside joke. It'll make sense a little later on in the story.

I barely made it through 3rd period.

That shite was boring!

But then again, I did get through it.

I was stalking over to the courtyard when I was cornered by a couple of barbies-

GIRLS, I SAID GIRLS.

But they do look quite plastic...

Well, anyway, plastic girl 1 spoke (and I puked. Only kidding, but her voice did resemble nails on a chalkboard).

"So you're the new girl. No competition here, I see. You look like something I'd expect to see in an old people's home" Her cronies sniggered at this point.

"Oh thanks, I was trying to look like you!" I said sickly sweet. "I can see it's worked".

Plastic girl scowled, before sniffing disdainfully.

"Well at least I don't look like this!" She screeched, throwing something at me before storming off. Plastic minions following at a safe distance, that is.

Snorting, I crouched down to pick up the little slip of paper she had thrown.

Straightening up, I took a closer look.

It was a picture.

No. It was my picture. My school ID picture, with various little scribbles all over, and a lovely moustache.

But the only person that has the picture is...

Oh, he is so dead!

Author's note- This part is pointing out Nathaniel's oh-so-lovely way of completely freaking disappearing when you need him.

After a whole hour of searching (cough, my whole maths lesson, cough), I finally found the cause of my troubles;

Nathaniel.

I didn't say anything as I stalked up to him, instead waiting until I was standing right in front of him to use the full force of my anger.

"WOULD YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY THIS-" I shoved the picture in his face "IS ALL AROUND SCHOOL?!" I roared.

He blushed, his eyes searching around for what I could only guess was an escape route.

"I- I don't know how anyone got hold of your picture. I'm sorry". He continued to avoid eye contact.

"You're a crappy student student president, you know that?!" I exclaimed angrily.

He sighed. "Do you have any idea who did it?".

"I have every idea. It was that blonde bitch and her cronies. Amber, I think" I growled.

"Watch what you're saying, that's my sister!" He exclaimed.

I scowled. "Do I look like I give two, it still doesn't change that my picture is up all around school!" I shouted.

He sighed again. "Look, I'm really sorry about your picture, I'll talk to Amber".

I just scowled, giving him a deadly look before stalking back out of the Student Council room.

As I came out, Castiel was there, leaning against the wall with a huge smirk on his face.

"Nice picture Lex" He snickered.

I just stared at him for a minute.

Then I just turned around and walked out of the school, a simple "Fuck you" leaving my mouth, and Castiel's laughter ringing out from behind me.

In case you didn't know, when I say 'do I look like I give two' it means 'do I look like I give two shits'.

Just without the cussing.

Also, I know this isn't all of the episode, but there will be more in the next chapter!...

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