Chappie #3!! Wow…its 2:39…in the morning. Well, I'm gonna go to sleep. Later.
K, I'm back. And yes, I did go to sleep.
Peoples to thank for reviewing Chapter 2:
graziella – aww, thank you!! Yes, stupid Duncan is awesome! and Merry Christmas to you to!
Disclaimer: Again, I do not, I repeat, do not own A Series of Unfortunate Events. I own nothing. The only thing I own is…well… I'll have to get back to you on that.
Enjoy the story!
A Series of Unfortunate Events Christmas Special:
Chapter 3:
Back at Propostous Academy:
It was the day before Christmas, and the children were about to leave the hotel they were staying at to go back to Propostous. However, there was one thing, or person, missing. Duncan.
Violet: Where is Duncan?
Isadora: There's fashionably late, but this is ridiculous!
Quigley: The taxi's here to take us to the airport.
Klaus: The next time we see Duncan, can I whack him in the head with an umbrella, Quigley? (says holding lamp)
Quigley: Be my guest! And that's a lamp!
Klaus: Suuuurrre it is, Quigley.
Sunny: reipoc agiH nayR (Ryan Higa copier)
The children begin to load themselves into the taxi.
Isadora: Hey, there's Duncan!
Duncan is running towards the taxi with two large bags from Kmart.
He throws himself into the taxi and they drive off towards the airport.
And he did throw himself in. Literally. He was on top of everyone.
Klaus: (pulls an umbrella out of nowhere and whacks Duncan in the head)
What took you so long?!
Duncan: I couldn't find the perfect gift for Faith at the store I went into!
Violet: Was everything too expensive?
Duncan: Yes.
Klaus: So you decided to go shopping the morning we had to leave?
Duncan: No. I went to Wal-Mart and accidentally got kicked out.
Isadora: How do you get kicked out of Wal-Mart?
Duncan: Oh, it's simple! All you have you to do is throw every circular thing you find on the ground while shouting ' Go, Kirby, Go!' .
Quigley: Like Pokemon? Kirby isn't a Pokemon!
Klaus: Yeah! Kirby is an adorable pink puffball that runs around crazy places eating his enemies and copying their abilities to defeat bosses and his-
Violet: Klaus, just stop talking! Your confusing everybody!
Klaus: ok…
Duncan: K, so. Anyways, I went to 17 different stores, and got kicked out of all of them, then I realized something…
Everybody: What?
Duncan: I've been going into the wrong stores. So all night I've been running into every store I could find, I got distracted and got kicked out of every single one of them, until I finally found a Kmart! In Texas!
Violet: Duncan! There's a Kmart right across the street from the hotel we were staying at!
Duncan: Oh. Well someone should have told me!
Quigley: Duncan. Once we got into our hotel room, you looked out the window and yelled out 'Hey, look! A Kmart!'
Sunny cusses him out in her baby language.
Isadora: Care to explain for yourself?!
Duncan: Eh, eh, ehhh, hey look! We're here!
On the plane
Klaus and Isadora are sitting together behind Duncan and Quigley.
Duncan: (is playing with electronic. Game is Kirby.) No! My partner died!! Die you Fatty Whale! Die!
Quigley rubs his forehead, embarrassed because of his little brother.
Duncan: Hey! He's only older by 2 seconds!
Quigley: 3 actually.
Duncan: Whatever. Ahh! The Fatty Whale beat me again!
Flight Attendant: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to be quiet.
Duncan: Sure thing, Sargent.
Flight Attendant rolls her eyes and walks off.
Klaus leans over to Isadora to whisper in her ear.
Duncan turns around to look at them.
Duncan: Eww!!! Klaus and Isadora are making out!!
Klaus: No we're not!
Quigley puts his jacket on top of himself so no one could see him.
Violet: Are they really? I wanna see! I mean, shut up Duncan!
Flight Attendant: Sir, I hope this is the last time I have to tell you to be quiet. You're causing a commotion on this plane.
Duncan: Fine, fine, sorry. (begins playing with electronic.)
(whispers to Quigley) She is such a Mr. Remora!
Quigley: (says under jacket) nah, he's worse.
At Propostous
The children run into the school.
Faith is waiting for them.
Duncan: Faith!! I thought you were dead!! (says while hugging her to death)
Faith: You thought I was dead? I talked to you before you left!
Violet: Oh my gosh, Duncan, you are so stupid!
Quigley: Aww, aren't you two cute? Sorry, but Duncan, we have to go unpack.
Quigley tries to pull Duncan away from Faith.
Duncan: No!
Faith: Duncan…uh…you're kind of killing me here!
Duncan: No!
Quigley: Come on, Duncan.
Duncan: No! Your just jealous 'Cause you have no one to hold!
Quigley: Sure I do.
Quigley begins to make out with Violet.
Klaus: (while walking past them) Ewww!! Someone break apart the two lovers!
Isadora: Quigley, do you know how disturbing it is to see you make out with Klaus's sister?
Quigley and Violet continue to make out.
Klaus: Whatever. Come on, Isadora. Let's go to the shack.
Isadora: Ok.
Quigley and Violet stop.
Everybody except Klaus and Isadora: Ewwww!
Duncan: Your going to be with Klaus in the shack…alone?
Klaus: No. My friend just texted me saying he wanted to meet Isadora and he'd meet us in the shack.
Isadora: Yeah. Why?
Faith: Nothing, just go.
Quigley: Yeah, go before you have to suffer from more of Duncan's stupidity.
Klaus and Isadora eye them suspiciously and walk away.
The End…of the chapter. I didn't think it was hilarious, I just think it was a little funny. You know, just a little smile maybe. But my sister laughed her guts out! She had after laughs! She is one weird person. Who knows, maybe she's related to Duncan! Jk…or not…
Review please!
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