LUNATIC!!!
Episode 3: My Tank is Fight.
As Looney drove off, honking in laughter. Nukid walked into view a very pissed off look on his face.
"Of course you know, THIS MEANS WAR!" Nukid roared. We now change to X and Katie who was starting to heal him.
"Ahh, another beautiful day on Zambai 7," Katie sighed.
"You crazed blood soaked witch! That was my SPLEEN wasn't it," X whined.
"Oh hush I don't really need your spleen." Katie said.
"You said the same God Damn thing about my Liver!!" X yelled.
"Your Left Lung and your Diaphram, seeing a pattern here?" Katie asked.
"Your harvesting me for organs aren't you?" X asked.
"No I'm not...oh that a wallet?" Katie asked.
"Course you are! I swear to Sparda! If I see my Colon on Ebay!!" X threatened.
"I may hate you, but I'd never harvest your organs, I'd never risk my patient's on such lousy products!" Katie said.
"Lousy!? Haha! You gotta be kiding all my meat's prime cut baby, you just won't admit it!" X said.
"Your meat is was and always, UFC, Unfit For Consumption. To be perfectly frank your fixed now, damn hypocratic oath!" Katie said.
"Well it dosen't stop you from using Anesthetic!" X said.
"I don't think we have enough to put a three old kid under at this point so I won't waste it on you, heck if we where getting shipments, I'd transfer you back to Earth," Katie said.
"What do you mean if you where getting shipments?" X asked.
"We haven't had a pelican drop in two weeks!" Katie said as the camera shows an empty store room.
"Central keeps comandering them to handle the growing crisis on earth!" Katie said.
"Kidding me! They told us the Medic's had the pelicans!" X yelled.
"Us? Ha, we use hornets to transport people, Hornets!" Katie said as she remembered the ride here.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Katie screamed as she was trying to hang onto the Hornet.
"Just another 15 more Klicks mame," The Pilot said.
"Have you ever hit 80 Klicks on the side of a Hornet!!" Katie yelled. As the Camera changes to Nukid with a whole load of weapons and a giant Football.
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, hmm hmm, their they are all standing in a row, big ones, small ones, some the size of your head, something, something, something, the rest of the song," Nukid sang badly. As Ross walked over,
"Hey Nukid you alright?" Ross asked.
"Huh? What? Oh yeah everything's ok," Nukid said.
"Ok, well, I'll be right back, I have to go work on that condenser thing," Ross said. Confusing Nukid.
"I thought you where working on some kind of Artillery," Nukid asked.
"Well yes, but your not susposed to know about that secret," Ross said.
"Why is it secret?" Nukid asked.
"So the Enemy dosen't know where it is," Ross said.
"Oh right, so after they nuke us from orbit, we'll be able to counter attack with the single wicked railgun you've been working on ALL WEEK! Because the Darkside's will just let us shoot the hell out of them because they won't be able to target where the bullets come from!" Nukid said.
"It's strategy Nukid," Ross said.
"Yeah stupid strategy!" Nukid said.
"You might wanna get outta here, I've got shit to blow up," Nukid said before laughing evil like. Ross quickly ran off.
As he prepared his weapons he heard an engine.
"Alright Looney, let's do this!" Nukid as he walked over to a machine gun.
"He'll never see this coming," Nukid chuckled as he prepared the gun to fire.
As Lunatic kept driving around the Mech Bay where all the tanks where, Nukid started to get impatient.
"Don't go behind the wall, stay out in the open, so I can shoot you!" Nukid said, but Lunatic kept driving.
"Look I've got money riding on this, and I ain't condemed to lose you jerk!" Nukid yelled. When Suddenly Three Seperate Lunatic's showed up each riding Mongoose's,
"Three of you, how the hell did you do that!?" Nukid yelled when he noticed Looney had vanished.
"Wait where'd he go?" Nukid asked himself, what he didn't notice was Looney sneaking over to a tank. When he finally noticed Looney was already in one.
"Get out of the tank, that thing's still under a lease and I don't want to blow it up, cause I have that power!" Nukid said just as the cannon aimed at him.
"Ah Crap," Nukid yelled, "Exit stage Right!" With that he quickly dodged Looney's shots but the Little nut just blew away all of Nukid's weapons.
"OH COME ON!!" Nukid yelled. Before he noticed the Tank aiming at him.
"Crap! Damnit! I'm sorry Lunatic, I wasn't going to kill you, please stop, I have a wife and eight kids somewhere! I don't know them by Name, but please don't shoot me!!" Nukid said trying to avoid Looney and his tank. As it drove off.
"Foul! Foul, foul, foul, foul! Get this guy out of the game, Foul, Foul!" Nukid yelled chasing after Lunatic.
"I hurt my toe, alright do over," Nukid said when Lunatic turned the tank around.
"Ah crap, I learned this in basic training I know I learnt something in basic's." Nukid told himself as he ran away form Lunatic.
End of Episode 3