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Carlisle and Esme walked into the room, Esme buttoning the top button of her blouse. They sat on the couch and faced us. Carlisle turned to look at Esme, and turned back to us.
"I'm sorry, kids, that you had to see that. Especially you, Bella. But when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they like to express their love in a physical, passionate way."
I gagged. God I was getting sick of gagging.
"But kids, what were you doing in our room?" Esme asked.
Everyone turned to look at me. I needed a distraction fast. So I stood up, grabbed the Windex, and ran through the wall, all the while screaming. "IT'S A SQUIRREL! GET THE SQUIRREL; KILL IT!"
"Give me the Windex back!" Esme yelled.
I sprayed her with the Windex. Rosalie stood up and hit me on the back of the head. I heard her mumble as she walked away, "Why did I ever marry him?" Ouch! That's a burn to my manly pride.
"What manly pride?" Edward retorted. I squirted him with Windex for reading my mind.
"Nobody move! Or I'll spray you!" I said, holding up the Windex threateningly.
"Emmett, put the Windex down." Jasper said. Bella took shelter in a fort of pillows that magically appeared.
"Fine! Fine! I did it! The crayons made me!"
Rosalie turned to Alice. "Why did you leave the bottle estrogen on the table?"
Alice smiled sweetly. "I wanted to see what would happen." Everyone groaned.
"You couldn't see what would happen?" Bella asked.
"No, I could see it, but I wanted to actually see it."
Carlisle and Esme stood. "I hope you kids learned your lesson." Carlisle said.
"As punishment, Emmett, clean the windows with that beloved Windex of yours." Esme told me.
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