Dear Yuki,
Hey can we be b/f and g/f?
LOVE, (Pick some name, no I'm not thinking of it XD)

A: Thank you for your exaggerating amount of "?" and no. Debate with the other girls for the next infinite years.

Dear Yuki,
Keep answering the e-mails.
The me
A: I hate you.

Hey Jerk!
Make this simple. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU, YOU MADE MY GIRLFRIEND LOVE YOU AND DUMP ME. I HOPE YOU GO TO -beep-!

A: Do you think it's my fault I have a better /charm/ for girls then you and that I can look like a girl? Nope, I don't think so. Why don't you get a makeover on yourself to look like me?

Dear Yuki,
Due to the amount of fan girls going over you, I am taking you out of the president's spot.

A: Don't blame me if a mob of fan girls go after you because of that.

Hey you,
I am a hobo and I need money. Can you give me some?
Some guy

A: ...I'm not a member for the homeless shelter.


Dear Yuki,
I think that you would look good In a dress.
Ps. I sent you a dress.
Amy

A: Yes thank you Amy. I am now burning it over the stove. It has a pleasant smell.

Yo Yuki,
Can we hang out sometime like at the movies or sum thing? Laterz

A: Will you be unhappy of the fact we may be spied on?

YUUUUKKIIII!
KYO RAN AWAY FROM ME AGAIN! ARE YOU TELLING HIM THAT I, KAGURA SOHMA, AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM!

A: Err...can you talk to a therapist about this?

Dear Yuki,
Are you Yuki? Are you sure? Are you really sure? REALLY SURE! HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE YUKI! ARE YOU REALLY HIM! TELL ME IF YOU'RE REALLY YUKI!
Stella


A: ARE YOU REALLY STELLA? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU REALLY SURE? REALLY SURE? HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE STELLA! ARE YOU REALLY HER. ARE YOU REALLY HER! TELL ME IF YOUR REALLY YUKI! ANNOYING RIGHT?

Die Rat-boy,
YOU WILL BE BEATEN UP ONE DAY AND I HATE YOU!

A: Okay sure, Cat-boy. As long you stop hitting the walls and the ceiling.

OMG HI!
YOU ARE HOT AND I LOVE YOU!
Isabella

A: I dunno for the hot part, because I actually feel pretty cool.

Hey,
Want a basket of chocolates for valentines day?

A: As long as I don't find secret recorders in there...

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY BUDDY HANNAH FOR HELPING ME WITH THIS CHAPTER. HER PEN NAME IS FamiliarSkye.