Link's most wanted list
Redead's- for existing- 50 rupees each
Gorons- for just sitting around and waiting to be fed to a dragon. Trying to kill hero. Dragons need to eat too! Join today 20-rupee discount! 25 rupees
Fire keese- 70 rupees- continues menace to the duku shield.
- Any other keese is 50
Great fairies- fashion hieatious, and horrible hair-travel endangerment 100 rupees
Duku shrubs- for being a nuances- and not playing fair- 180 rupees
King Zora- for not being able to run away from being incased in ice that was his own fault for staying in place for so long. Endangerment of assistance. 500 rupees
Sheik- for using duku nuts in escape attempts- 800 rupees alive
Ruto- harassment- 250 rupees- dead
Navi- aka captain obvious- bringer of insanity- 500 rupees
Juba-juba- disturbing my stomach-
(Already taken, don't both he isn't their anymore)
Skullawa- intension of bodily harm- 80 rupees
Duku tree/sprout- needed for fire wood- intent on bodily harm- reckless endangerment of minors- 200 rupees
That owl- 10,000 rupees dead or alive.
- Note to all living in Hyrule
To any persons wishing to take over, please check with princess Zelda. Also there is a new charge for any damsels in distress (Zelda) if you wish to be save please consult with your captor.
To all captors of d.i.d.'s (damsels) I don't care for flowers and bribery may or may not allow further hostages.
If you do not wish for the ransom to be paid, for example if you and the lady want to marry PLEASE do not leave instructions as to where you are heading.
There is a new 100 rupees change for travel expenses.