(A/N: After a long hiatus the series is back. What sort of shenanigans will Kamina get into this time? Find out)

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or Gurren Lagann

Kamina's pov

After leaving that bald guy and the feather eye dude I continued on my journey to go to the Seirei—whatever that place is…the place with all the Soul Reapers and stuff. Anyway I was continuing along the path to that place when I got ambushed by a bunch of hollows. However, I already learned their weakness in my travels, one slash in the face and they were completely vanquished. After defeating this particular group I sheathed my sword, slung it back over my back, flung my cape out and continued onward. However before I took more than ten steps a voice called out to me.

"Oi, hold it right there," I turned around. From out of the bushes stepped a man with black hair and tattered clothes. There was a small kid with pink hair walking next to him.

"Hmm, and what do you want?" I asked him.

"I just saw you take out all those hollows that were lured here by my spiritual pressure, but they converged on you instead. You must be pretty powerful," he said to me.

"Heh, of course I am," I said and pointed to my chest and shouted, "JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?"

"You tell me," the guy chuckled.

I smirked, "As you wish," I flung out my cape, "I am the great Kamina from Inzuri. I kick reason and logic to the curb and am the greatest warrior of the afterlife!"

"The greatest you say?" The guy drew out a sword, it looked chipped and jagged, "You care to test that theory?"

"Challenging me eh?" My smirk grew wider, "Well let me tell you something big guy I already beat this bald guy a few miles back and he's supposed to be the most powerful non-soul reaper guy out there besides this one guy who beat him."

"Oh really, did he mention the guy who beat him by name?" the guy asked me with a devilish grin.

"Uh lemme see," I scratched my head trying to think, but there was nothing there, "Uh the name's not coming to mind," I looked back forward, "but who cares you couldn't possibly be him."

"Well since you're so bad with names what about appearances, perhaps you can tell me what he looked like," the guy said.

"Uh let's see here," I scratched my head again, "White clothes and a bald head."

"Heh, I knew it, you fought Ikkaku."

"And if I did so what?" I asked. Ikkaku, right baldy told me that was his name.

"That guy who beat him, whose name you can't remember, allow me to refresh your memory. His name is Kenpachi Zaraki," I saw the guy rush forward towards me with a berserk smile, "And I am he!" I barely had time to dodge. My cape got shredded because of his swing.

"Oi, oi, oi how do you plan on replacing that?" I asked throwing what remained of it off me and then drew out my sword tossing the scabbard into the grass, "So you're the guy who beat Ikkaku huh?" I said looking down at the ground and smirked. I looked at Kenpachi and shouted, "WELL BRING IT ON!"

"Gladly!" He rushed at me with his sword, I sidestep and made to deflect his sword upward.

Man I hate being on the defensive, I bemoaned. The big guy turned and swung and I jumped to the side and was now behind him. An opening! I leapt high into the air with a battle cry and shred my sword down his clothes. To my utter bewilderment all I did was shred his clothing, I didn't even make a scratch. The guy turned to swing but I did a backwards midair somersault and got away. "Oi, oi, oi," I voiced, "How come I didn't cut you just then?"

He turned around and smirked, "You haven't been in this world long enough I guess. Either that or you just don't care." He put his sword on his shoulder. "When two spiritual pressures collide the weaker one is repelled. I've not yet met a man who can put a scratch on my body. I'm just that powerful that my spiritual pressure coats my entire body and protects me from extremely weak strikes."

"Weak?" That was insulting. "I ain't weak! I am the great Kamina," I empowered myself with fighting spirit, "JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?" I ran straight at Kenpachi, dodged his swing and then swung up at his chest. Again all I managed to do was cut his clothing. I dodged his counterstrike.

"You're pretty fast, most guys I fight don't have the time to dodge," Kenpachi told me.

"Yeah well I ain't most guys," I said with a grin.

"No, you're certainly not," I felt a sharp pressure push down on my body as Kenpachi got excited, "Which is why this is so much fun!"

Due to the pressure I didn't have the strength to dodge so I had to block instead. Kenpachi kept wildly swinging at me trying to bypass my defense. Damn it, I'm not gonna let this bastard beat me. Flashbacks of what happened before I died ran through my head. "I'm not going to let it end like this!" My fighting spirit rose exponentially and Kenpachi stopped striking at me and prepared for my strike. "Take this! Kamina original technique!" I leapt into the air, "LEAP OF MANLINESS!" I came slamming down to the ground. A crater formed at my feet. I started panting as my adrenaline lowered. All right that had to have done some damage. I looked up at Kenpachi, he was cut along his body, but it was…barely a scratch. The hell?

"Heh, not bad, but I'm bored," Kenpachi swung and slashed me right across the chest.

Damn…it. I fell forward and collapsed onto the ground. When I woke up I thought maybe everything had happened, all this Soul Reaper biz, would've just been just some horrible coma dream, but when I woke up I had bandages over where I got slashed and there was this kid with dark blue hunched over me. At first I mistook him for Simon, but his lack of goggles and his black outfit told me otherwise. Wait…black outfit? I sat up quickly only to cough and hack up a bit of blood.

"Ah you shouldn't be moving," the kid next to me said, "I've only just started healing your wounds."

"Huh? Who the hell are you?" I asked him.

"Huh, oh I'm…"

I put my arm around his neck, "You're one of them Soul Reaper fellers aren't you?"

"Uh…yes," he responded.

"Awesome so you can take me to the place where your lot hangs out. You see I wanna be one of you guys what do you think?"

"Um well you'd have to enter into the academy first, but I could take you to the Seireitai and grant you entrance," he told me.

"Then it's settled then!" I said head locking him under my shoulder. I let him go when he started struggling and stood up.

"Ah, hey wait you shouldn't be moving. You were bleeding like crazy when I found you and your glasses were cracked," he told me.

"My..." I reached for my face, "…glasses?" I just then noticed that nothing had a orangish tint to it anymore. "Ah fer cryin out loud that bastard Kenpachi owes me both a new cape and a pair a shades now," I clenched my fist and shouted at the sky, "You think you can get away with doing what you did to the great Kamina? Who the hell do you think I am?"

"Excuse me did you say Kenapchi?" the guy with me said.

"Huh, you know that jerk?" I asked.

"Ah you shouldn't be so disrespectful," he said, "Kenpachi Kiganjo is one of the Soul Reaper captains."

"Captains?" I scratched my head, "That guy, you gotta be kidding me."

"If you'd like when we get to Seireitai I could try and see if I could put you in contact with him," the kid told me.

I picked him up and put an arm around his back and pat his elbow, "You know you're all right kid, what's your name?"

"Um I'm Hanataro Yamada," he told me.

"Hanataro eh?" I let go of him and pointed to the sky, "Well I'm Kamina from Inzuri!" I put my hand down and said casually, "but you can just call me Aniki."

"Uh? What?" he was confused, "but that's far too informal, not to mention we've only just met. Umm, Mr. Kamina-sama, sir. I uh…"

I grabbed his head, "Oi, oi, the great Kamina has given you permission to call him Aniki you should be thankful."

"But I uh…"

"Hmm,"

"Hai, Kamina-aniki-san," he smiled.

I pat his shoulder, "Now that's more like it. Now come on," I pointed in a random direction, "Onward to the Sei…whatever the hell it was you called it."

"It's the Seireitai," Hanataro said and pointed in a different direction then I was, "And it's this way."

"Right! Lead the way!" I pointed in the same direction.

A few hours of walking later

Hanataro and I finally got to the Seireitai, but there was this big gigantic guy standing in front of the area. He looked like one of them beast men, but he was about the size of a gunman.

"Oh, well if it isn't little Hanataro, who is your friend?" the guy was awfully friendly. I can't say I liked that.

"Ah Jidanbo-san this is Kamina, he wants to be a Soul Reaper," Hanataro gestured to me.

"Yeah so move aside you ugly beastman," I grumped.

"Ah, Kamina-aniki-san that's disrespectful," Hanataro began flailing his arms, "Jidanbo-san is the guardian of the South Gate."

"Yeah well where I come from guys who look like him oppress humans and I got done in by someone with a mug like his," I frowned, "So I'm not exactly obligated to be friends with some beastman bastard like him."

"Beastman?" the giant laughed, "I can't say I've heard of such a type of creature. You sure came from an interesting world Mr. Kamina."

I just spat, "Whatever, can we go in?"

"Yes of course," Jidandbo side stepped and let Hanataro and I pass onto the grounds behind him, "Right this way."

"Yeah, yeah," I waved my hand. I continued to follow Hanataro until he led me to a place where there were a lot of people running around in white and blue and white and red uniforms.

"This is the Shino Academy," Hanataro said to me, "This is where you'll start your training."

"Hmm, I getcha, but how do I get one of them crazy uniforms?" I asked.

"Oh you need to go to the sign up station. It's got a big sign that says welcome," he pointed into the area, "You just go down and make a left and you won't be able to miss it."

"All right, I hear ya," I said and took a few steps into the area before looking back towards Hanataro, "So how long till I get a black uniform like you?"

"Oh you have to be recruited into the Gotei 13," Hanataro said, he put on a thinking face, "Let's see, that could be anywhere between 4 to 8 years, maybe longer."

"Four to Eight years?" I shouted.

"Ah you don't need to shout," he told me.

"Well, well, well it seems like we've got a new student around here," I turned around hearing a woman's voice. She was wearing a black outfit and had long silver hair and red eyes.

Hello gorgeous!

"Ah, and who are you my lovely lady?" I asked leaning on her shoulder.

"My name is Shapikni Susanna and get off me," she said yanking down on my arm and making to punch me, but I jumped and evaded.

"Ah Shapikni-sensei, nice to see you," Hanataro smiled at her.

She wrapped her left arm under her chest and put her right elbow in her palm. She let her right hand lean against her cheek. "Well if it isn't Yamada Hanataro of the 4th Division. What brings you here?"

"Um, I was acting as Kamina-aniki-san's escort. I found him out in Inzuri slashed up. He has a lot of spiritual pressure as you can probably tell, so I brought him here when he decided to be a Soul Reaper," Hanataro said.

"Yeah," I said trying to use the kid to try and get in good with the lovely lady here by hugging him around the neck, "The kid and I have travelled miles here so that I could be one of you guys."

"You a Soul Reaper," she put her hands on her hips and laughed, "That's a laugh. You may have the spiritual pressure, but if you think becoming a Soul Reaper is easy you're in for a wild ride. It takes hard work and dedication to become a Soul Reaper. You probably won't last two weeks here before you're sick of the training regime."

"Ha! You're on!" I pointed, "The Great Kamina is not a quitter. I'll become so great a Soul Reaper that my ability will be ten times yours."

She laughed, "You sure boast big, do you have any idea who you're talking to? I am the 4th seat of the 6th Division, there's no way someone like you could ever become stronger than me even with 150 years of training."

"Just who the hell do you think I am? I'll show you," I pointed at her, "You're a 4th Seat? I'll become a 1st seat then!" I declared.

"You," she was trying not to laugh, "a captain? Ahahaha, the idea is so ridiculous it's taking all my strength to not start laughing myself into a coma."

I got right in her face, "Oh yeah, you don't even look that tough. I could take you on any day!"

She folded her arms and then flicked me in the face. I was pushed back several feet. I was also bleeding from my forehead a little. Susanna stood there with an evil grin on her face. "If I could do that much damage to you with a mere flick then you have no chance against me in real combat."

"What did you just say? You wanna go a round?"

"Please," she turned around, "I don't have time to waste on someone whose spiritual pressure is so mediocre. If you want to take me on, enroll in the Shino Academy and graduate first."

"No way!" I shouted, "I'm challenging you, right here, right now."

"You'll just lose," she told me.

"The Great Kamina demands that you accept his challenge!" I declared.

She sighed, "Fine," she turned around and drew her sword, "Don't expect mercy though. When I'm through with you, your enrollment will be delayed by a few weeks." Yellow colored fighting spirit started emanating around her, "Strike twice, Raimeinodo!" (Thunder Node) There was a flash of light as her sword turned into pure energy and her sleeves disintegrated, replaced by long, yellow, leather gloves. She threw her arms out at her sides and two bright, translucent, yellow wings appeared on her back.

"Oi, oi, oi, what is that?" I asked.

"Ha, you don't know. This is what's known as a Zanpakuto release. Once you've learned to communicate with your Zanpakuto you can wield it's power and my Zanpakuto is called Raimeinodo. Behold it's shocking power," she held up her hand, "and be awed!" Lightning came flying forward from her hands. That stuff stung like hell if you got hit with it according to Yoko so I dodged. She continued to fire lightning strike, after lightning strike at me. I managed to have time to draw my sword eventually.

She said that these things have power and you can commune with them? So then why doesn't my Zanpakuto want to commune with me. We've been buddies for a while. I dodged another attack. No worries, I can figure that out later. I can beat her without my Zanpakuto's power. I rushed forward towards Susanna to cut her down and ducked under another lightning strike, but when I got close she put up some sort of shield and when I swung I felt like a surge of energy just went up my arm and I jumped back.

"Ha, you can't even break through my barrier, how pitiful," she smirked, fingers near her lips.

"You mocking me?" I asked, "Just who the hell do you think I am?" I charged myself with fighting spirit and ran forward. Susanna's look resembled mine when that bastard Kenpachi came rushing at me.

"STOP!" Susanna gasped and I halted immediately. I turned to see a big, dark skinned guy with a beard walk towards us.

"Ah Captain Kiganjo," Susanna looked over to him and suddenly her gloves and wings disappeared and she went back to having a sword in her right hand.

"You, young man," the big guy looked at me, "what is your name?"

"I'm Kamina from Inzuri," I told him with a prideful tone.

"Inzuri Kamina hmm," she said cupping his massive hand to his chin. He eyes trailed up and down me as if he was examining me. "You've got quite the impressive spiritual pressure," he looked back at Susanna, "Shapikni-sensei."

She saluted, "Hai, Captain Kiganjo,"

"Have Mr. Kamina added to the student roster and have him take the entry exam," the big guy said.

"Yes sir," she bowed, "I understand."

"Good, good," he nodded twice and then yawned, "Anyway I'm going to go take a nap, carry on as you were." The ground nearly shook with every step the man took.

"Ah Kamina-aniki-san, didn't you have something to say to Kiganjo-taicho," Hanataro asked me.

"Huh, what do you mean?"

"That was Kiganjo Kenpachi-taicho of the 11th Division," Hanataro told me.

"Never met the guy before, but you said Kenpachi huh? Must've been a different Kenpachi that I met then," I said.

"Yeah that makes sense," Susanna remarked, "A captain of the Gotei, regardless of where he came from, has no business dealing with a street rat from Rukongai."

"Since when did you become miss high and mighty?" I asked her, "Didn't Mr. Captain ask you to have me added to the student roster hmm?"

She growled and glared, "I know that," she about face, "You're lucky he stopped the fight or you would've been sizzled and served on a blue plate."

"Yeah right," I called to her as she walked away, "My fighting spirit would've pierced your pathetic barrier and you know it!" I don't know what I said, but she picked up speed and ran.

"Um, Kamina-aniki-san," Hanataro said walking up next to me.

"Hmm, what is it?" I asked him.

"Um, I just wanted to wish you good luck at the academy," he smiled, "I'm sure you'll turn out to be a fine Soul Reaper."

I pat him on the shoulder, "You bet I will," I said with a grin. I then turned around and picked up my scabbard, "Anyway you should probably run along I'll try and see if I can't catch up with Susanna and see what's what."

"Hai," I heard Hanataro run off.

Right then, I said looking forward, Shino Academy. This is, my first step to becoming a Soul Reaper.

To be continued...

(A/N: So we've had some interesting developments. Kamina has taken Hanataro as a Replacement Goldfish to Simon supposedly and has had a run in with Kenpachi Zaraki. He also has met an OC of mine, just around to fill in necessary gaps of the plot, as you'll see me do from time to time. I don't care if you think she's a Tsundere, which she totally is, or I later go on to have her having a slap-slap-kiss relationship with her and Kamina even though I'm a guy because all men are gay for Kamina. He is just that awesome! Anyway you'll also probably have noticed that my username changed from draconichero19 to draconichero20. That's because I turned 20 today :D. I'm no longer a teenager. Yay me. All right see ya).