Day Later
Sandro and Joffrey quietly looked at Tyrion, who was sleeping with the dogs as he awoke and began tI get up "More beautiful bitches than you are used to, Uncle." Joffrey said smiling "My mother's been looking for you. We ride for King's Landing today."
"Before we go, you will speak with lord and Lady Stark and offer your sympathies." Tyrion said
"What good are my sympathies? The boy means nothing to me, and besides I can't stand the wailing of women." Joffrey said , quickly looking toward an indifferent Sandor, to see if he approved, but when he looked back at his uncle he was met with a slap to the face
"I tell mother!" Joffrey screamed
Tyrion slapped his nephew again "Then go on, tell your mother, but first you will go to Lord and Lady Stark, tell them how deeply sorry you are, do you understand?" Tyrion demanded
"You can't d-"Joffrey was cut off by Tyrion's third slap.
"Do you understand?" Joffrey didn't say anything, but stormed off
"The Prince will remember that, little lord. I hope so. If he forgets, be a good dog and remind him..Ah. Time for breakfast." Tyrion said walking off
Dining Hall
Naruto sat beside Cersei, and Myrcella, as Tommen, and Jaime ate across from them, when Tyrion walked in "Hello, brother, have a nice sleep?" Naruto asked
"You put me with the dogs?" Tyrion asked
"Your snoring was irritating." Naruto said, as he waved a servant over, who blushed as he smiled at her "May I?"
"O-of course, milord." the girl said as she handed Naruto her hand, and he bit her wrist, and allowed the blood to pour into a mug, before he bit his finger and rubbed the blood along the cut
"Thank you." Naruto smiled as the girl smiled and ran off squealing when she reached the other servants
"Is Bran going to die?" Myrcella asked Tyrion, having grown used to her blood drinking uncle
"Apparently not." Tyrion said causing Cersei, to smile slightly she had been horrified when Jaime had pushed Bran when he caught the two of them talking about the truth behind her children's parentage
"What do you mean?" Cersei asked
"The maester says the boy may live, not sure what he'll remember but he'll be living." Tyrion said drinking from his mug
"It's no mercy, letting a child linger in such pain." Cersei said
"Only the gods know for certain. All the rest of us can do is pray." Tyrion said causing Naruto to scoff
"Not like they'll hear them anyhow." Naruto said looking to Myrcella, and Tommen "Why don't you two go, to Lady Stark and give her your sympathies.
The kids with smiles got up and ran out as Naruto looked to Jaime "Your an idiot."
"He heard us talking, I had to do something."
"Keep him locked up with while Cersei sent a raven to me, so I could wipe the memory from his head, wasn't an option?" Naruto asked as Jaime frowned "Lysa Aryn has put it into her sister's head that we had something to do with that old goat Jon's death. Now the boy is going to be a cripple, and if any evidence puts either of you at the tower, it could lead to war."
"The Starks wouldn't war with us, we have the Mountain, you, and I." Jaime scoffed
"The Mountain, you mean the guy who I'm planning on killing soon as the opportunity presents itself right? And you, my idiot brother, who pushed an innocent child from a window."
"This coming from a beast who drinks blood?"
"Yes, in fact this beast happens to frown upon men harming women and children, and has half the mind to rip your head from your shoulders."
"And become a kinslayer." Jaime smirked
"I'm going to outlive, everyone on this ball of dirt, what is name calling going to do to me?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"Olay, enough." Cersei said with a sigh "Bran will live that's all that matters."
"Til, he remembers what you and the retard were talking about." Naruto said with a sigh "That tap to the head he took, has affected him somehow, he's now putting out more magic then he was when we arrived, not to mention the 3 eye raven that's been creeping around lately."
"3 eyed raven." Jaime scoffed shaking his head "Aren't you tired of that myth?"
"You mean like the myth, of a boy who received power from the god of death, and would return one day right?" Naruto asked causing Jaime to frown "You live in a world of dragons, do you really think other myths aren't based on some fact?"
"Dragons are all but extinct." Tyrion said causing Naruto to smirk as he reached behind him into a bag, and pulled out a red egg
"Not for long." Naruto said as his siblings looked at the egg in shock
"Is that..?" Cersei asked wide eyed
"A dragon egg, yes." Naruto said as he bit his thumb, and began to trace his blood in a spiral fashion on the egg, parts of the egg turning black "Soon, I'll hatch it."
'What're you waiting for?" Tyrion asked
"For lots of fire and blood." Naruto smirked as he kissed the egg
"Where'd you find it?" Cersei asked
"I found 4 eggs in the Shadow Lands, I sent the other 3 to my little sister." Naruto said putting the egg safely back in his bag
'Did you just admit to helping the Targeryen's?" Jaime asked
"I gave my sister, who was married off to some Darthraki, a form of protection should she hatch the eggs."
"And should she and those same 3 dragons cross the narrow sea and burn everything to the ground?" Jaime asked
"Then, I suggest you stay out of her way." Naruto said smirking, before he stood up with his mug and bag, that he slung over his shoulder "Listen, the last thing you need right now is to anger The Starks, they have Robert's favor, and with that bitch Lyssa's accusation of us killing her husband, The Starks will be looking at us as public enemy number one, so play nice. Tell Joffrey the same, or Ned will be looking into us, and maybe discover some family secrets that should stay secret."
Everyone frowned knowing what he meant, before Cersei and Naruto walked away, with Jaime looking after them with a frown, he couldn't shake the feeling that he was losing Cersei, he had taken her to the tower with the intention of having sex but she refused stating that it was to dangerous, before moving the topic of discussion to the kids, when they found Bran watching them
Days Later
Naruto sat across from Ned, who was watching a sleeping Jon, the two were the only ones up beside the guards who were keeping watch around the caravan "I must say I have a lot of respect for you Lord Stark. You kept your promise to your sister, not the way I would've done it but you have honored her."
"What are you on about?" Ned asked looking to Naruto
"I'm talking about, your so called bastard, who is really the son of your sister, and her so called kidnapper." Naruto said
Ned looked at Naruto cautiously as he reached for his blade slowly, as Naruto kept looking into the fire
"From what I can see, you told your brother the truth, but not your wife, and your going to have him join that brotherhood of racists."
"The Nights Watch, protects the seven kingdoms,"
"Spare me the recited duties of the Crows. The Free Folk, and the Northeners were all part of the same community 100s of years ago, you know, before that wall was built."
"How do you know this?"
"I was beyond the veil watching, everything that seemed like it could be of some interests." Naruto said looking to Ned "Your ancestors left their cousins to die to the White Walkers, and your son is going to follow soon after if the other members of the Watch don't kill him first."
"You watched my sister?"
"I watched the tourney where he crowned her as his queen of beauty, and how later they snuck off to be alone at the dead of night." Naruto said causing Ned to frown "You should tell him the truth, Lord Stark. A humans life is very short, and what is you people say 'Winter is Coming.'
Naruto stood up, and walked away as Ned took his hand off his sword, before he looked over to Jon
The ride back to Kings Landing continued and on the way, the caravan split up. The King and his company to the capital while the others were heading to the wall.
Ned waited for Jon to talk to him and when he arrived he spoke "It was a great honor to serve on the nights watch. Starks have manned the walls for thousands of years… and you are a Stark. You may not have my name but you have my blood." Ned said
"Is my mother alive. Does she know about me, where I am, where I'm going? Does she care?" Jon asked
"The next time we see each other, we'll talk about your mother. I promise." Ned said sounding as if he was choked up on emotion
Jon nodded and then Ned rode to catch up with the Kings caravan while Jon rode with the others to the wall. The Royal caravan kept moving until they stopped for rest
Robert and Ned were sitting together and eating as Naruto was with Sansa and Arya, talking to them, as they laughed at his jokes
"God, this is country. I have half a mind to leave them all behind."
"I have half a mind to go with you." Ned said
"What do you say, just you and me on the Kings road, swords at our sides, couple of tavern wenches to warm our beds tonight." Robert said
"If you'd have asked me 20 years ago." Ned chuckled
"There were wars to fight, women to marry. Never had the chance to be young." Robert said
"I recall a few chances." Ned said as they laughed
"There was that one, Oh, what was her name? That common girl of yours? Becca. With the great big tits you could bury your face in."
"Bessie. She was one of yours." Ned said
"Bessie! Thank the gods for Bessie. And her tits." Robert replied causing them to laugh again "Yours was, er Aleena? No. You told me once. Er Meryl? Your bastard's mother?"
Ned frowned as he looked away to Naruto who was walking off with Arya and a boy "Ashara." he said
"That's it. The lovely Ashara Dayne the most beautiful girl that made even The Lord Eddard Stark forget his honor." Robert smiled before he caught Ned looking grim "We were at war. None of us knew if we were gonna go back home again. You're too hard on yourself. You always have been. I swear if I wasn't your king you would have hit me already." Robert said sipping from his mug
"The worst thing about your coronation, I'll never get to hit you again." Ned said as they laughed
"Trust me, that's not the worst thing." Robert said as he handed Ned a note "There was a rider in the night."
Ned read the note "Daenerys Targaryen has wed some Dothraki horse lord, what of it? Should we send her a wedding gift?" Ned asked
"A knife perhaps, a good sharp one, and a bold man to wield it." Robert grumbled
"She's little more then a child." Ned said
"Soon enough that child will start spreading her legs and start breeding." Robert said
"Please tell me we're not speaking of this." Ned said
"Oh, it's unspeakable to you. What her father did to your family that was unspeakable. What Rheagar Targaryen did to your sister, the woman I loved. I'll kill every Targaryen I get my hands on!" Robert said angrily
"You can't get your hands on this one, can you?" Ned asked
"This Khal Drogo, it's said he has a 100,000 men in his hoard." Robert said
"Even a million Dothraki are no threat to the realm. As long as they remain on the other side of the narrow sea. They have no ships Robert!" Ned replied
"There are still those in the 7 kingdoms who call me Usurper. The Targaryen boy crosses with a Dothraki hoard at his back, the scum will join him." Robert said causing Ned to sigh
"He will not cross. And if by chance he does, we'll throw him back into the sea." Ned said as Robert calmed down slightly
"There's a war coming, Ned. I don't know when, I don't know who will be fighting, but it's coming." Robert assured as Ned frowned
"Well lucky you'll have the Impaler at your side." Ned said
"Yes, the Impaler, he fights for no one, and why would he, how can you force someone to follow you when he can't die, and you have no way of hurting him in anyway whatsoever?" Robert asked with a sigh
After the break everyone headed off again, and the next rest stop was Crossroad's Inn, where Arya and Much the butchers son practiced Arya's sword skills
Naruto watched up in a tree as Arya, and Mycah sparred, and closed his eyes
Essos,
Naruto appeared in a red mist in a tent to see Drogo, pulling at Daenerys clothes, and with a growl he reached forward and yanked the man by his ponytail, and forced the man to look him in the eye as his sister gasped and crawled away "You will not touch my sister unless she wishes it. Now sit over there, and play with yourself." he compelled the man and tossed him aside
Drogo picked himself up and walked to the corner and did as he was compelled to do, while Naruto looked to Daenerys who hugged him,
"Thank the gods you came when you did." Daenerys said causing Naruto to sigh as he kissed Daenerys head
"I'm sorry I couldn't prevent the horror you faced when he took you as his bride." Naruto sighed before he had her sit down and the two talked for as long as they could before he had to leave, when her 3 handmaidens walked in
Crossroads Inn
Naruto opened his eyes to see Joffrey cutting Mycah's face, and as he made to move, Arya had hit Joffrey upside the head, and he watched as the boy turned with the intention of killing her with his blade, but Joffrey screamed when a kunai cut his wrist causing him to drop his sword and he looked up to see Naruto glaring at him, and he ran off as Nymeria growled after him, as Arya threw Joffrey's sword into the water
"Sansa." Naruto called causing Sansa to gasp as she looked at him before in a blur he was face to face with her "Go straight to your father, and stay with him."
Naruto walked to Arya and smirked as he handed him his kunai, "Very brave of you, little wolf. Allow me to teach you some things."
Arya smiled brightly at Naruto
Later
Night had fallen over the inn as Ned, Sansa and Arya were all together eating quietly quietly as Ned felt tension between his daughters. When a Kingsguard came into the room and told them that they had ordered them to stand before the King and we're escorted to the room where Robert, Cersei and Joffrey were waiting for them, along with knights
"What is the meaning of this? Why were we brought here?" Ned asked Robert guards circled around them
"You dare speak to your King in that manner." Cersei said
"Quiet woman. Sorry Ned. I don't mean to insult or harm any of you but we need to get this business done quickly."
"Your girl and that butcher's boy attacked my son. That animal of hers nearly tore his arm off." Cersei said
"That's not true!" Arya yelled enraged "He was hurting Mycah."
"Joff told us what happened. You and that boy beat him with clubs while you set your wolf on him." Cersei frowned
"That's not what happened!" Arya said
"Yes, it is! They all attacked me and she threw my sword in the river." Joffrey lied, since he couldn't do anything to his uncle these peasants will pay for his humiliation
"Liar!" Arya hissed
"Shut up!" Joffrey shouted
"Enough! He tells me one thing, she tells me another. Seven hells! What am l to make of this?" Robert asked
"Naruto was there, he saw the entire thing!" Arya said causing Joffrey to frown as everyone else began to look around for Naruto
"Fetch the Impaler." Robert ordered before a knight ran off, and a moment later returned with a shirtless Naruto who ran a hand through his hair
"What is it at this time of night?" Naruto asked
"Joffrey says that Arya, and the butchers boy attacked him with clubs, and her direwolf. Were you there?" Robert asked
"Yes, but that's not what happened, Joffrey wasn't even hurt."
"Joffrey arm is bandaged." Cersei said calling attention to the wrappings around Joffrey's wrist
"Because, he was cutting Mychah's face, and when Arya defended him, he turned with the intention to kill her." Naruto said causing the three parents eyes to widen "I threw one of my daggers and it scratched his arm."
"Liar!" Joffrey yelled causing Naruto to raise an eyebrow before he raised up his hand, and in said hand was Joffrey's bandages showing everyone the small scratch on his wrist
"You called us here because you were scratched?" Robert asked glaring at Joffrey who looked at him, before he turned to Naruto who walked up to him
"What was the point of this, boy?" Naruto asked with a glare as he compelled Joffrey
"You humiliated me, and she struck me the Prince! She should have her hand removed for harming me in such a way, she deserves to suffer!" Joffrey yelled causing Ned, and Robert to glare at him
"Really?" Naruto asked before a jab to Joffrey's nose sent him flying back into the wall, where he fell unconscious causing Sansa to gasp as Cersei sighed and motioned someone to grab her son and take him away as she followed
"I apologize Lord Stark." Cersei said walking away
"Did, you have to hit him so hard, Naruto?" Robert asked with a sigh
"My nephew, needs to know that just because he was born into some title doesn't mean it'll keep his head attached to his shoulders. He's arrogant, and a sadistic little bastard, you need to do your kingly, and fatherly duty and dicipline him, instead of drinking, and fucking your way into an early grave. Get back in shape, and take back the reigns of the kingdom you won. Or die, and put your heir who may be the next Mad King on the throne."
"You really don't sugarcoat anything do you, Impaler?" Robert asked as Naruto smirked
"Your my good-brother, when we fight to see if your worthy to be my king, then I'll kiss your ass." Naruto said causing Robert to chuckle as Naruto shook his hand looking to Ned "Lord Stark, if I were you, I'd send the Direwolves back to Winterfell were they will be safe."
"Thank you Lord Naruto." Ned said with a small bow, that Naruto returned before he ruffled Arya's hair and yawned on his way back to his room
Days Later
Naruto had split from the caravan and made his way to Casterly Rock, currently he was sitting in his father's study as he drunk from the wrist of a servantgirl
"Do you have to do that in front of me." Tywin asked causing Naruto to release the girl's hand and heal hee wound as he smiled at his father
"I just like to watch you squirm uncomfortably, never thought a man like you was capable of such a feat." Naruto said as the girl left leaving the two together
Tywin scoffed as he handed Naruto a letter "Prince Oberyn has a request for you."
"Really, I mean he is an amusing fellow, was even kind enough to give me the okay to sleep with his daughter's." Naruto said reading the note and frowned slightly "Seems he wishes to take Ser Gregor's head for himself. I don't think that would be a good idea, but I've been wrong before."
"I thought you said, that he was excellent with a spear?" Tywin asked
"He is, but he's a bit of a showoff." Naruto said
"I hear, there was trouble on your way here." Tywin said as HE sipped his wine
"Not really, just your grandson being a brat."
"You should try to show more respect to Joffrey, he will be king."
"A terrible king, idiot would probably start a war within his first 3 weeks as King." Naruto said getting a nod from Tywin before Kevin arrived "Uncle, grab a seat, father and I are discussing the next pompous as that would sit on that ugly ass chair they dare to call a throne."
"I wish, I could nephew. Our spies have sent us some troubling news." Kevin said handing a note to Tywin who frowned upon reading it
"It would seem, that Lady Stark has abducted Tyrion." Tywin said causing Naruto to frown darkly
"Has she now?" Naruto asked standing up "I'll just have to go and retrieve him. Father, Uncle."
"Naruto, what're going to do?" Kevin asked
"The motto for the House of Tully, is Family, Duty, Honor. They took my brother, it is my duty to kill every single one of them."
Tywin, and Kevin watched as Naruto walked out, "Get our troops ready." Tywin ordered getting a nod from his brother
Vale
In the Vale, Tyrion was in the main room of the Vale castle where Lady Lysa was sitting on the high chair with her son, Cat was standing next to her and many of the other nobles were currently in the room as well as many knights and Bronn.
"You wish to confess your crimes?" Lysa asked with a small hidden smirk
"Yes, my lady. I do, my lady." Tyrion said solemnly
Lysa looked to her sister smugly "The sky cells always break them. Speak, Imp. Meet your gods as an honest man." she said looking to Tyrion who looked around
"Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I'm a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stole her robe. She was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. If I close my eyes, I can still see her tits bouncing. When I was 10, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goatshit. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged and I escaped justice. When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel," as Tyrion was talking knights were laughing as the nobels looked at him in disgust as Lysa shot to her feet glaring at him
"Sience!"
"What happened next?" Robin asked only for Lysa to speak
"What do you think you're doing?" Lysa asked
"Confessing my crimes." Tyrion shrugged as Catlyn sighed
"Lord Tyrion, you are accused of hiring a man to slay my son Bran in his bed, and of conspiring to murder my sister's husband Lord Jon Arryn, the Hand of the King." Catlyn said
"Oh, I'm very sorry. I don't know anything about all that." Tyrion shrugged causing Catlyn to frown
"You've had your little joke, I trust you enjoyed it. Mord, take him back to the dungeon, this time find him a smaller cell, with a steeper floor." Lysa ordered, before Mord walked up to him but Tyrion spoke
"Is this how justice is done in the Vale? You accuse me of a crime, I deny them, so you throw me into a cell to freeze and starve. Where is the King's justice? I am accused and demand a trial." Tyrion said
"If you're tried and found guilty, then by the King's own law you will pay with your life." Lysa replied
"I understand the law." Tyrion retorted
"We have no executioner in the Vale, life is more elegant here. Open the moon door." Lysa ordered as a servant turned a wheel and the metal gate in the center of the room opened up to reveal a whole that lead to a couple hundred feet drop "You want a trial, Lord Lannister, very well. My son will listen to whatever you have to say, and you will hear his judgment. Then you will leave, by one door or the other."
"No need to bother, Lord Robin. I demand a trial by combat." Tyrion said as the knights in the room talk amongst themselves, while Lysa looked confused before glancing to her sister who was watching her
"You have that right." Lysa spat
"My lady, I beg the honor. Let me be your champion." a knight said smirking at Tyrion
"The honor should be mine. For the love I bore your lord husband let me avenge his death." a knight said
"I'll fight for you, my lady."
"It'll be my honor."
"The honor should be mine."
As many knights stepped forward shouting about their honor, everyone looked to Robin who jumped up and yelled "Make the bad man fly!"
Catlyn looked at her nephew in shock, as Lysa sat him back down before she looked to another knight who was silent "Ser Vardis you're quiet. Don't you want to avenge my husband?" Lysa asked as the knight got to a knee
"With all my heart, my lady. But the Imp is half my size. It would be shameful to slaughter such a man and call it justice."
"Agreed." Tyrion nodded
"You demanded a trial by combat." Lysa said glaring at Tyrion
"Now I demand a champion. I have that right, same as you." Tyrion replied as Ser Vardis stood up smirking
"My lady, I will gladly fight the Imp's champion for you." Vardis said
"I wouldn't be too glad, ser. I name my brother, Jaime Lannister." Tyrion said causing everyone to mutter amongst themselves as Vardis frowned
"The Kingslayer is hundreds of miles from here." Lysa stated
"Send a raven for him. I'm happy to wait." Tyrion shrugged
"The trial will be today." Lysa said causing Vardis to smirk
"Do I have a volunteer?" Tyrion asked with a sigh and no one spoke, before Bronn made to volunteer but was beaten to it
"I do." Naruto said walking up, causing everyone's eyes to widen, while Tyrion smiled
"Little brother, what're you doing here?" Tyrion asked
"Well, when I heard you were taken, I was coming here to kill everyone who had a hand in it, then I heard you talking about how you masterbaited into soup." Naruto said with a smirk, before he frowned as he looked to Catlyn "I received word, that your husband's leg, was seriously injured, and he walks with a cane, as all 50 of your banner man were killed. Actions have consequences Lady Stark."
Catlyn looked at Naruto in horror as she looked to a shocked Rodrick, as Naruto looked around at the Knights that wanted to kill his brother, before focusing on Vardis "Let's get this over with, my brother has been in your presence for long enough."
Vardis had his helmet on, as he looked to see Naruto was unarmed "Do you wish to put on some armor, and have a weapon?" Lysa asked
"Won't be needing any." Naruto said looking to Vardis who placed his helmet on, "I hear your the best the Vale has to offer."
"Aye." Vardis said as he and Naruto circled each other
"Let's test that out, shall we. Let's see how fast you are, now I'm going to hit you in the jaw. Right jaw, left hand." Naruto smirked as Vardis, and everyone else looked at him like he was crazy before Vardis made to slash at Naruto who slapped him, causing his helmet to fly off, as he stumbled back, before he gave an enraged yell and charged st Naruto to cut him down for the humiliating slap, but Naruto punched through his armor, causing the Nobel women to scream as Lysa, and Catlyn watched in shock as Naruto lifted Vardis up with his hand still in his chest and walked over to the moon door and ripped his heart out causing him to fall, before Naruto dropped the heart after him.
Licking his index, and middle finger, as he vamped out slowly, "So, who else wishes to honor Ms. Aryn?" Naruto asked smirking as his fangs extended
Seeing no takers, Naruto looked to Lysa, as Robin upon seeing his face hid in his mother's embrace "Next time either of you sister's, accuse my family of anything, with no solid proof, I will kill everyone you've ever met." Naruto said causing Lysa to glare at him before she saw Naruto look at her son, and clutched him tightly "Whose son is that?"
Everyone raised an eyebrow "T-this is Jon Aryn's son!"
"He seems to resemble Littlefinger alot." Naruto said causing some of the more elder members in the court who knew Jon Aryn as a boy to nod as they looked at Lysa, and Robin in suspicion "Anyway, come on Tyrion, oh and Lady Stark, I'll give your daughters my regsrds."
Catlyn frowned as she didn't like the sound of that,
Later
Westeros, the morning son had rose and illuminated the Riverlands to show a large force bearing the banner of the House Lannister. The soldiers were preparing to march: readying their horses and weapons and in one tent above the rest, Jaime was reading to his father, what the raven that was sent from King's Landing had delivered
"Summon to court to answer for the crimes of your bannerman, Gregor Clegane the Mountain. Uh…arrive within the fortnight or be branded an enemy of the crown. Poor Ned Stark: brave man, terrible judgment." Jaime said to his father who was sharpening a knife to skin a dead Stag
Tywin thought to himself as he removed the guts from the dead animal. "Attacking him was stupid, Lannisters don't act like fools." Tywin said as Jaime just waved him off. "You going to say something clever. Go on, same something clever."
"Catelyn Stark took my brother." Jaime said
"Why is he still alive?" Tywin asked
"Tyrion?" Jaime asked
"Ned Stark." Tywin told him
"One of our men interfered, speared him through the leg before I could finish him." Jaime lied
"Why is he still alive?" Tywin asked again
"It wouldn't have been clean." Jaime sighed causing his father to scoff
"Clean. You spend too much time worrying about what other people think of you." Tywin said
"I could care less what anyone thinks of me." Jaime replied
"That's what you want people to think of you." Tywin retorted
"It's the truth." Jaime sighed
"When you hear them whispering "kingslayer" behind your back, doesn't it bother you?" Tywin asked
"Of course it bothers me." Jaime frowned
"A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of the sheep. I suppose I should be grateful that your vanity got in the way of your recklessness. I'm giving you half of our forces: 30,000 men. You will bring them to Catelyn Stark's girlhood home, and remind her and the Starks that Lannisters pay their debts."
"I didn't realize that you placed such high value on my brothers life." Jaime said
"He's a Lannister. Might be the lowest of the Lannisters but he's one of us. And every day that he remains under their keep, the less our name demands respect." Tywin said
"So the Lion does concern himself with the opinions,"
"No, that's not an opinion it's a fact." Tywin interrupted turning turning to his son "If another house cease one of our own and hold him captive with impunity, we are no longer a house to be feared."
"Your mother's dead. Before long I'll be dead. And you, and Tyrion, and your sister, and all of her children. All of us dead, all of us rotting in the ground. It's the family name that lives on. It's all that lives on, not your personal glory, not your honor but family. Do you understand?" Tywin asked as Jaime nodded
"And Naruto?' Jaime asked, watching jealously as his father gave a proud smile
"Naruto will do us proud, as he lives on and carries our name, at this moment he should have already freed Tyrion." Tywin said proudly before he looked at Jaime "You're blessed with abilities that few men possess. You're blessed to belong to the most powerful family in the Kingdom, and you're still blessed with youth. And what have you done with these blessings? Served as a glorified bodyguard for two Kings: one a madman and the other a drunk. The future of our family will be determined in these next few months. We could establish a dynasty that will last a thousand years, with an Immortal to lead it. I need you to become the man you were always meant to be. Not next year, not tomorrow, now." Tywin said causing Jaime to nod before he left
Elsewhere
Naruto sighed as watched Tyrion, and his friend Bronn ride off to meet their father, when they were out of sight he looked up to the sky, and flew off to Vaes Dothrak
The Dothraki were in the middle of a feast for Daenerys and Drogo, they were drinking and eating as dancers moved throughout the tent. Daenerys sat with Jorah and enjoyed the company, before she saw Naruto enter and she smiled brightly as he walked over while Jorah frowned seeing Naruto
"Hello, sister. Seems you've gotten stronger since my last visit." Naruto smiled as Daenerys hugged him which he returned before he pulled back and looked at her stomach "Your pregnant?"
"Yes, Drogo, and I have fallen in love." Daenerys said as she held her hand to Drogo who took it and stood beside her looking at Naruto
"I hear, you've never lost a fight." Naruto said in the darthraki language as the Khal looked at him "You'll be a good husband, and father to my sister and her child?"
Drogo nodded as he placed a hand on Daenerys belly, and Naruto nodded before they shook hands and Naruto sat beside Daenerys ignoring Jorah after wordlessly compelling the man to forget about his presence here, since he didn't trust the man something was off with him, Naruto spoke with both Drogo, and Daenerys, while flirting with her 3 handmaidens, before Viserys drunkenly stumbled into the tent,
"Daenerys?! Where's my sister?!" Viserys shouted
"Stop him." Daenerys ordered Jorah, as Naruto and Jorah stood and walked over
"Where is she?! Where is she?! I'm here for the feast, the whore's feast." Viserys shouted
"Viserys. Nice to finally meet you brother." Naruto greeted politely, as Viserys looked at him
"Your the bastard that whore sired." Viserys said as Naruto looked at him, "Well talk after the feast bastard."
Viserys pushed passed Naruto who was processing what was said to him, before Jorah tried to lead him away but Viserys violently smacked his hands away "Get your hands off me! No one touches the dragon!"
Viserys then heard Khal Drogo and his men laughing and turned and gave a sinister smile. "Khal Drogo! I'm here for the feast." Viserys said
Khal Drogo then spoke and pointed to the corner as Viserys looked at Mormont to translate. "Khal Drogo says there is a place for you, back there." Mormont said as he pointed to the corner of the tent
"That is not place for a king." Viserys said.
"You are no King." Khal Drogo said in English.
Viserys then grabbed his sword as Mormont tried to stop him but was too late. "Keep away from me!" Viserys said as he pointed his sword at Jorah. Everyone in the tent had stopped as they saw Viserys draw his sword, as the dancers hissed at him
"Viserys, please!" Daenerys begged standing up
"There she is." Viserys said as he pointed his sword at her and walked toward her
"Put the sword down. They'll kill us all!" Jorah growled
"They can't kill us. They can't shed blood in their sacred city." Viserys said, not noticing Drogo whispering to two of his men "But I can." Viserys said as he put his sword against Daenerys's stomach, as Viserys noticed Drogo was now watching intently, but didn't see Naruto looking at him
"I want what I came for. I want the crown he promised me. He bought you, but he never paid for you." Viserys said as Irri translated for Drogo. "Tell him I want what was bargained for or I'm taking you back. He can keep the baby, I'll cut it out and leave it for him." Viserys said
"Did you just call my mother a whore?" Naruto asked causing everyone to look over to him
"And if I did bastard?" Viserys asked turning the sword to Naruto who scoffed and walked forward, as Viserys extended the sword to Naruto who, slapped the top of it while slapping the bottom as well causing it to snap in half, before he grabbed Viserys by the throat
"No! No! You cannot touch me, I am the Dragon! I am the Dragon!" Viserys shouted as he tried to get Naruto's hand off him, before Naruto kneed him in the torso, causing him to lose his breath as he was forced to his knees
"The dragon, you say?" Naruto asked as Viserys looked up to see jets of fire shot from Naruto''s nostrils causing eyes to widen "Dragon's can't be harmed by fire, let's see if you are what you claim to be."
Jorah ran up to Daenerys who was watching "Look away, Khaleesi."
"No." Daenerys replied
"No, Dany! Dany tell him, make him stop! Dany, please!" Viserys begged his little sister for help but she didn't move or blink, before spat flames that overtook Viserys whose screams resounded around the tent, before Naruto let up, and Viserys charred corpse fell to the ground with a thud
Naruto sighed as he looked to Drogo, who nodded to him, which he returned before Drogo ordered for the party to resume, Naruto had fun, even had sex with Irri, and Doreah, before he had journeyed to Kings Landing, to see Ned Stark's head get removed on the order of Joffrey who was wearing a crown, causing him to sigh,
What in the hell, has happened while he was away?
Finished