Disclaimer; I don't own Naruto.
Sasuke and Neji are in there late twenties in this, 28 and 29 or something, while Kakashi and Gai are in there early forty's, 41, 42ish, Naruto is a Hokage in training, while Sasuke and Neji are Jonin, Jiraiya's age is irrelevant.
Chapter 3 ; Love
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( Classroom )
"Okay then, just a quick check Sasuke, how's you relationship going ?" asked Jiraiya, he'd never actually had a student get that far so soon, they were prodigies alright.
"Well her father found out…" began Sasuke but was cut off by Neji.
"That's because you were doing it in his office, on his desk too." Neji looked quite annoyed when Jiraiya and Kakashi started clapping at his exclamation, Gai looked confused about what exactly 'it' was.
"So, it was her idea, and wasn't a turn off for her either, she started shouting Harder after he walked in, anyway he sent her away to a nunnery and I've had the number of attempts on by life have increased slightly." Sasuke finished the story looking bored, Jiraiya shook his head sadly and mumbled "Damn Nunneries !"
"What about you Neji ?" asked the now upset Jiraiya.
"She told me pity sex was a one time deal and to fuck off." Said Neji with a sigh.
"Well what can you expect, anyway today we're working on confessions of love, so I want you to team up and confess your love to everyone on these lists." Announced Jiraiya breaking into a crackling evil laugh as he finished.
"Why are we partnering up ?" asked Neji.
"Because you attract stalkers."
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( Sasuke and Neji vs. Naruto. )
"Um Dobe ?" asked an uncharacteristically nervous Sasuke.
"Ya Teme ?" asked Naruto with a smile.
"Eh ya, ya see, um Naruto I-I think that I'm, I'minlovewithyou." Blurted Sasuke gaining a confused look from Naruto.
"Come again teme ?" asked Naruto, giving the giggling Neji an odd look.
"I'm in Love with you dobe !" Sasuke half-yelled before getting very interested in his shoes, they were the most lovely shade of black.
"Sasuke ?" called Naruto in a soft voice.
'Sasuke ? When has the dobe ever used my nam- no it couldn't be.' Sasuke thought before raising his head to meet Naruto's eyes.
"It's going to be another one of those days isn't it ?" asked Sasuke before Naruto leaned in and kissed him. Neji thought he'd die laughing, serves the Uchiha right after the Garaa incident.
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( Kakashi and Gai vs. Iruka and Naruto. )
"So tell me Naruto, what happened ?" asked an exited Iruka.
"Well, Sasuke came in to my office, looking drop-dead sexy as usual," Kakashi briefly wondered what was in his orange juice this morning, excluding the usual vodka of course.
"And well he was being all cute and stuttering and then he told me he Loved me, god I just grabbed him and, and kissed the living daylights out of him, he had such a cute blush when he left, I'm going to pay him a visit tonight !" rambled Naruto excitedly.
Kakashi sighed deeply, it'd be his job to talk the Uchiha out of his beloved shower, the sigh caught Naruto and Iruka's attention.
"Yo Iruka, lets fuck ?" announced Kakashi causing Naruto and Iruka to stare blankly at him, there jaws lying abandoned on the floor, Kakashi quickly vanshed his duty done.
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( Neji vs. Lee )
Sasuke may have abandoned him but Neji was a Hyuga damn it and he didn't need the Uchiha to protect him for Garaa, he was simply taking the long way because he liked the view.
"Lee, we need to talk." Announced the prodigy as he finally came across his former team-mate.
"What about Neji ?" asked Lee taking a break from his training.
"I'm just going to say it, I love you !" confessed Neji with a Hinata worthy blush.
"Neji, I'm married, I have kids," Started Lee.
"I understand Lee." Neji was actually quite pleased, Naruto was married with kids too.
"So how do you feel about joining me and Tenten some night, I don't think she'd mind, we're a team after all." Exclaimed Lee.
Neji ran.
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"I swear, It's something about the two of you, I mean you turned happily married man into Fan-boys." Complained Jiraiya as he shook his head.
"Well, maybe you should stop sending them to seduce men." Replied Kakashi.
"How was I supposed to know ?" asked Jiraiya.
"Think about it, when Sasuke was learning to breed fire, Naruto was cross-dressing(1), and while Neji got a swastika tattooed on his forehead Lee got a tattoo of Gai, do the math." Ranted Kakashi.
"Maybe your right." Conceded Jiraiya.
"Hey, where's Gai ?"
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"My beautiful lotus's how I love you." Announced Gai in the Ladies hot spring. He was going for extra credit.
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Okay how's the chapter, a bit short I know but I've been having writers block, ah it's bitch, so review, or I'll me mad, and possibly go mad to but I don't think there's any avoiding that at this point.
R&R