SBS Time!
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Game2002: It offended me, so I deleted it. You accuse me of being arrogant just for having more creative OCs than other people and that is very wrong because I clearly said I was not boasting. I didn't go around saying things like, "Ha! You cannot make a better character than me! You people fail at life!! Muahahaha!!" I was simply pointing out the flaw that I see with most OCs. It would be like, for example: I am a lazy person and you are an athletic person. You then say to me that I shouldn't be loafing around doing nothing and should follow your footstep more, and then I accuse you of being proud and arrogant just because you said this. And if there is one kind of people I detest the most and that is proud people who look very high of themselves.

ROUND 1
OLD MCDONALD'S FARM OF WACK

Chapter 2
Farm Works


BGM: Cheerful countryside music of any kind, but you probably know what to hum to yourself after seeing the world's name

Ah, what a quite and peaceful-looking farmland! Just look at the cows grazing, chickens pecking, sheep frolicking, pigs rolling around in the mud, and tractors plowing through the fields! It surely is a wonderful countryside place for relaxation! The air is so fresh and the water is so clean! What more can you ask for?

FLASH!

In a burst of light, the Mario Bros, along with their vehicle, popped out on top of a green grassy hill. Mario looked around the place and said, "Looks like-a we're here."

"And this place looks very peaceful too," Luigi added. He took a deep breathe of air and said, "Ah! The air is so fresh here too!"

Mario got down from the vehicle and walked a couple of feet away to take a better look at the whole area before him. He stood at the edge of the hill and looked out as far as he could and could see several farm buildings and fields sprawled throughout the place. When he looked even closer, he could see several vehicles moving around the land down there. "Eet seems like everybody eez here already," he stated. He then turned to his vehicle and got back behind the steering wheel. "Okay, let's-a go and get-a job then!"

"Let's hope it's an easy job," Luigi said silently.

Mario stepped on the gas pedal and the Brothers Roadster slowly moved forward and then down the hill slope. Obviously Mario dared not drive down at a fast speed otherwise it would be suicide. But I can imagine some wild drivers going down at full speed though.

They managed to reach the bottom of the small hill and continued on their way. A couple of participants passed by them in their vehicles, but none of them gave the brothers any attention. "So… Where do we start?" Luigi asked.

"Hmmm…" Mario looked around the place and saw a building not too far in front of them and suggested that they go over there, and thus he steered the vehicle to that place.

Once they were there, they saw an old bearded farmer resting on rocking chair placed in front of a field of turnips. "Hmm… He seems to be sleeping…" Mario thought. "Let's not disturb him then."

As they began to steer away, the old man peered his eyes out from underneath his straw hat and called out to them in a rough Southern accent, "Hey, ya one of da people in that tournament thingy or whatever?"

Mario stopped immediately and turned to the old man saying, "Oh yes! We are! Sorry if we disturbed you."

"Nah, I was just waiting for da likes of you to show up sooner or later," the old man said, getting up from his rocking chair. "Okay, mate, now that you're here, would ya like to accept my job offer?"

"As long as it's not too tough…" Luigi replied.

"Work as a farmer won't be as tough as ya think, young one! This is your once in a lifetime chance to experience work at da fields! I'm sure ya'll like it!"

"So what do we do?" Luigi asked as Mario did a u-turn to face the vehicle towards the field.

"It's simple!" the old farmer explained as he walked onto the turnip field. "Ya see these sprouts? All ya got to do is take them to mah friend who sells these for living."

"That sounds easy."

"It sure is, as long as you have dah might pull up these darn things from the ground. Take them all to mah friend and he'll award you with whatever you guys need."

"Okey-dokey! We'll take-a theez job!" Mario said as he got down from the vehicle. "Let's get-a working, Luigi!"

"Okay," Luigi replied, joining his brother at the field too. As Mario picked himself a turnip to pull, Luigi ran to the nearest one and gripped the leaves above it and then pulled as hard as he could. "Ngh! Come on, you darn turnip! Hugh!" Then he fell back and hit the soil headfirst. When he looked at what he pulled back, he saw that he only managed to pull off the leaves. "Eh?"

"I told ya, it takes skill and power to pull those things," the old farmer said to him.

"I didn't think it would be that hard," Luigi thought. He turned to Mario who was having a bit of trouble pulling his turnip, but he eventually got it out from the soil in one piece and then went for the nearest one.

-

Olimar stopped his vehicle which looked like a rocket, the Hocotate Mobile, next to a pig pen and then a really fat lady with curly hair and pouty lip walked up to him. "Oh! I've been waiting for someone to come here for a while!" she said in a cheerful voice.

"It is my pleasure to be able to help you, madam!" Olimar said to her as he shook her hand. "Do you happen to have any job for me?"

"Oh yes," the lady said. "By the way, my name is Madam Swiney-Butt."

"It's a pleasure to know you, Ms. Swiney-Butt!"

"Aren't you a formal one? You see, these little piglets are my precious little darlings," Ms. Swiney-Butt said, pointing to the pigs behind the fence. "Just look at them frolic in the mud! Aren't they cute?"

"As a matter of fact, they are!"

Suddenly, Ms. Swiney-Butt began to weep tears, and Olimar quickly asked her in concern on what happened. "Oh, it makes me sad to think of this…" she replied. "My most precious piglet, Lil' Piggy went missing since yesterday… I don't know where he is…"

"I see… So you want me to find your lost pet?" Olimar asked.

"I'll be thankful towards anyone who can find my Lil Piggy. You must be here to get your points for the tournament, right? Yes, I will give you points if you can find my Lil Piggy."

"Okay, job accepted! By the way, may I inquire on any specific details about Lil Piggy?"

"Oh, he's an unusual one! He really stands out among the others! You'll know it is him at first sight. He also has a collar that has his name written on it, so you won't miss him. By the way, he gets agitated quite easily, but he's a really nice boy."

"Okay… Find Lil Piggy… He has a collar with his name on it…" Olimar said, jotting down the details on a small notebook. "I'll be back as soon as I find him, madam!" He got back onto his vehicle and then zoomed off with Ms. Swiney-Butt waving good-bye to him using a handkerchief.

Almost immediately after Olimar disappeared over the horizon, another vehicle pulled up next to the madam and the driver stepped out from it. "Hey dude! Ya need my dude or anything?" he asked.

-

"You guys done yet?" Eggman called out into the barn from his vehicle.

"Almost," Scratch said as he and Grounder milked a cow together. "And why don't you cheer up more? Now we know how milks are made!"

"Yeah, we just learned something new!" Grounder said.

"Everyone knows that milks come from cows, except you two!" Eggman snapped back. "I'm just annoyed over the fact that when my vehicle can do lots of amazing stuffs like fly, shoot beams, carry heavy things, grow mechanical arms capable of doing anything, and chop down large trees in a few seconds… And here I am milking cows?"

"At least you can display the abilities of flying through air to transport them to the market!" Scratch reminded him. "I'm sure they'll be amazed at the technology of air delivery! I mean, nobody has ever delivered milk through air mail, right?"

"Well, you have a point there…"

"I'm done!" Barney said happily, getting up from his stool with a bucket of milk in his hand. "Now I'm off to the market!" He then ran out of the building with the bucket in his hand and then dumped the contents into a bottle before placing it onto his vehicle made of Lego blocks and driving off.

Eggman watched him go and then turned to the two robots shouting, "That guys going to get more points than us if he beats us to the market! Hurry up or I'll grind you into iron fillings!"

"Done!" Grounder said, holding up a bucket of milk. Scratch took the bucket from him and was going for the vehicle when he accidentally kicked the stool and the milk went flying onto Eggman's face.

SPLASH!

-

"We're on our way to da market!" Mario said to the old farmer as he started the engine of the vehicle.

"Hope ya a good luck out there," the old farmer said to them.

The Brothers Roadster went on their way down the dirty road, heading for some buildings that were visible over the horizon. "Things sure are going easy," Luigi said. "Let's hope all the other jobs are as simple as this."

After they have traveled a certain distant, they heard a vehicle coming towards them. They turned to the side and to their horror, saw Wario and Waluigi zooming towards them in their vehicle. "Wario!" Mario gasped. He had no time to steer the vehicle out of the way as the Wario Bros. charged into theirs.

BANG!

The Brothers Roadster spun across the road and the turnips all flew up into the air from the impact. Just as the turnips were gonna fall back down onto the ground and shatter, a blue blur suddenly zipped through the air and caught all the turnips. The blue blur landed in front of the Mario Bros. who were just recovering from the crash and revealed itself to be none other than Sonic. "I got your stuffs for you!" he said to Mario.

Mario shook his head and said, "Thanks… Good-a of you to catch all da turnips or else they'll be ruined…"

"Tsk! Party pooper!" Wario grumbled.

Sonic faced them and said, "Hey, that's not very nice. You're making fun of the farmers who planted all these if you make them fall onto the ground."

"The rules state we can harass other people, so we're only playing along with the rules!" Wario said. "Right, Waluigi?"

"Yeah, and that's why we target the people we find to be an eyesore! Nyaha!" Waluigi replied with a wicked laugh.

"You meanies!" Luig said angrily.

"Nyaha! We didn't go against the rules, so you cannot accuse us of anything! Let's-a go already!" Wario said. He stepped on the wheel and their vehicle which resembled a pickup truck, but more stylish in appearance, took off in a random direction.

After putting the turnips back onto the vehicle, Mario thanked Sonic for the help, "Thank you so much for da help!"

"That was nothing!" he replied.

"If those turnips break up from the fall, I wouldn't know what to do…" Luigi said.

As they were talking, a blue biplane appeared overhead and landed, and when it landed, the wings retracted into the body so that it looked more like a vehicle now. "I'm done delivering the goods to the mill," Tails said to Sonic. "Let's gather some more points!"

"Okay!" Sonic turned to the brothers and said, "You guys better keep up the work! Gotta go!" And he jumped onto the back of his vehicle before taking off.

"Well, let's-a get going," Mario said.

"I hope nothing happens again…" Luigi said to himself.

-

"That was unkind of the Wario Bros.," Peach said with a voice of anger when she saw what happened on the big screen.

"You can't do anything about it though," Captain Falcon reminded her. "Remember, the rule allows the participants to attack each other, so they're not doing anything wrong."

Suddenly, a hand grabbed his shoulder and he was pulled away from his seat and dropped onto the floor. "That's my seat!" Bowser shouted to him as he took the seat himself afterwards.

"Well, I can't argue about that," CF thought.

"You were gone for so long! The seat now belongs to Falcon!" Peach said to Bowser angrily.

"Oh, don't be so angry, princess!" Bowser said to her. "You see, the service at the snack bar wasn't as good as I thought it would be, so it took me so long to come back. Don't you miss me for being gone for so long?"

As a reply, Peach gave Bowser a slap to the face, but it was no ordinary slap. When the hand came in contact with Bowser's face, a burst of pink, glittering hearts occurred and Bowser was blown out of his seat and crashed into the wall.

BANG!

"Whoa…" CF said in shock.

"I've been taking magic lessons from Zelda lately," Peach said, dusting her hand.

"True," Zelda said with a nod.

-

"Another job done," Meta-Knight said as he drove down the countryside road. "What do I do next?" He then laid his eyes upon a skull-shaped building that had a sign that writes: Mumbo's Nuts. And thus he drove up to a guy in a skull mask in front of the entrance. "Excuse me, but…"

"You here for job?" the guy asked. "I Mumbo Jumbo and I give you job!"

"Ah, just what I am looking for!"

Right when Mumbo was about to explain, another vehicle pulled up and a bear with a bird in a backpack behind him stepped down from the driver's seat which was strangely enough built at the back of the vehicle rather than the front. "Hey there, Mumbo!" the bear, Banjo said to him. "Nice to see you here! Got some jobs to hand out now?"

"Ah! Bear and bird here too!" Mumbo said, happy to see them. "Mumbo is giving out job to round man here. You two do job together!"

"What is the job that you are offering us?" MK asked.

"You wait here. Mumbo go get important thing for job," he said, and he ran back into the skull-shaped house. A few minutes later, he came back out with a wheelbarrow containing two baskets of red glowing things.

"Um… What is this…?" Banjo asked, giving the red glowing things a strange look.

"These are nuts Mumbo cooked," the shaman explained. "They are roasted at hot temperature."

"I can already see the headlines about someone caught guilty of feeding people nuts of doom…" Kazooie commented.

"No one eat nuts now. They need to be taken to warehouse and continue process there."

"I was expecting some supernatural mumbo jumbo objective coming from you. I didn't know you're good at roasting nuts."

"Mumbo is good shaman. Mumbo knows how to do many things, including making cars. I open garage too."

"So you just want us to take it to the warehouse?" Banjo asked.

"Yes, and you two race to see who get there first," Mumbo further explained.

Banjo looked at MK and said, "It's a pleasure to compete against you then!"

"We shall compete fair and square. The loser shall have no regret," MK said.

"Says the round shorty who thinks he can win! Ha!" Kazooie mocked him.

"Don't be so rude, will you?" Banjo said to her. He went over to the wheelbarrow and picked up one of the baskets containing the nuts, but it was apparently really hot and he tossed the basket into the air multiple times before finally dropping it into the carriage in the front part of his vehicle. "Yeow! Hot!"

"Bear no touch them with hand! Mumbo pick it for you!" Mumbo said, holding up a large claw.

"You should've said earlier!" Kazooie shouted at him.

After the baskets of nuts were loaded onto both vehicles, both sides were about to set off, but then Mumbo told them, "Mumbo forgot! The path you go is dangerous, but you must go because it is rule."

"What is it?" Banjo asked.

"You go through row of trees, and in the tree there are squirrels. They steal your nuts. Be careful."

"Ha! What can a bunch of squirrels do? Just let them try!" Kazooie said.

"We'll be careful just in case," Banjo said. "Thanks for the warning!"

"Shall we start now?" MK asked.

"Okay, you can go. Mumbo wish you luck!" Mumbo said. After saying this, MK did not hesitate to step on the gas pedal and zoomed ahead of the bear and bird.

"Hey! That guy is getting in front of us! We mustn't let that shorty beat us!" Kazooie shouted.

"Let's go then!" Banjo said, and he started the engines and their vehicle zoomed off.

Either MK had good skills or his vehicle had the speed advantage, but Banjo was unable to catch up with him. "Boy, that guy sure is fast!" he thought.

"Let's shoot him down then!" Kazooie suggested. He got out a wrench-like device and fired a beam at the carriage before them. Then the top sides of the carriage opened up and a pair of guns came out and took aim at MK. "Egg Machine Gun! Fire!" And then a barrage of eggs was fired rapidly at MK.

MK turned around and saw the incoming eggs and quickly pulled his cape in front of his face to avoid getting hit. "So you're planning to play rough. I will gladly accept your challenge!" He pressed a button next to the steering wheel and a gun came out from behind his vehicle and fired a sudden burst of air.

The air blast shot the front of Banjo's vehicle and the whole thing was sent spinning off to the side of the road. "Whoa!" Luckily, none of the nuts fell off the vehicle, but they did tumble out from the basket.

"Damn! He's not getting away with this!" Kazooie said angrily, and then guns continued firing more eggs.

As the eggs were about to the Halberd lookalike, wing-like extensions grew out from the top of the vehicle and reached to the back, serving as a shield to block out of the eggs. "Wow! His vehicle is cool!" Banjo exclaimed.

"We seriously should upgrade ours after this round is over with!" Kazooie suggested.

MK concentrated on traveling down the road and he eventually saw a row of trees on both sides of the road. "That must be the one Mumbo talked about."

As he approached the makeshift forest, one could see several squirrels standing up on the tree branches and hiding among the leaves. They were no ordinary squirrels as they were dressed up like guerillas and were heavily armed. Some of they even had tattoos, scars, wore eye-patches, and smoke cigarettes! "The prey is here," said one of them in a deep beast-like voice. "Time for the kill, boys."

MK went into the forest and watched around with awareness for signs of danger. "I think I better speed through this place," he thought. Right when he was about to speed up, he suddenly caught notice of several squirrels jumping down from the trees in a skydiving pose. Quick as a flash, he reached for his sword and slashed above him really fast and the squirrels were all sent flying aside. In reality, he only swung his sword sheath, so the squirrels were merely batted away rather than sliced in two.

Then a bullet suddenly hit him in the side of the face, but luckily his mask was very tough and he merely fell back on his seat. "Ugh!"

Then bullets started pouring down from every direction among the leaves and MK quickly made the 'wings' come over him and protect him.

Behind him, Banjo and Kazooie were also being attacked by squirrels that jumped down to attack them. "Whoa! This is dangerous! Banjo cried.

"This wasn't what I had in mind when he said squirrels!" Kazooie cried. "Get lost!" She swung the wand at an incoming squirrel and knocked it away.

Then one of the squirrels landed onto the carriage and reached for the nuts, much to Banjo's horror. But when the squirrel touched the nuts, he screamed and jumped off the vehicle with his hand on fire. "I guess I understand why the nuts are made really hot…" Banjo thought.

More squirrels continued to jump down from the trees to pounce on MK's vehicle, but turrets equipped all over the vehicle fired beams that fried the squirrels before they had the chance. Then a muscular squirrel managed to evade the shots and got onto the back of the vehicle and, with heat resistant gloves on, wrapped his arms around the basket and laughed evilly before jumping off the side. "Oh no!" MK thought. He quickly pressed another button and then a mini claw came out from the back of his vehicle and shot at the squirrel, grabbing it from behind and pulling it back. The claw came back down onto the surface of the vehicle and the squirrel let go the basket out of panic and then he was hurled away by the claw afterwards. "That was close…"

MK and Banjo-Kazooie kept on speeding through the forest in hope of escaping the squirrel assault, and they eventually saw light on the other end. "Exit at last!" MK thought. But then another squirrel dropped down in front of the exit, holding a bazooka in his hand.

"You're not getting away from here!" the squirrel said. "I, General Nutball, will take the nuts from you!" He placed his finger on the trigger of the bazooka and was going to press it, but suddenly, MK leaped out from his seat with sword in hand and flew at the squirrel with a blinding speed.

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!

"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" General Nutballs was slashed across the body with the actual blade and he was sent flying aside while his bazooka flew off in the opposite direction. With the squirrel down, both MK and Banjo-Kazooie escaped the forest unscratched and without a single nut stolen.

"Did it!" MK thought, returning to his vehicle.

"Wow! That guy really helped us!" Banjo said. "We should thank him for this!"

"I hate to admit it, but he did help… But maybe we could've gotten through this without his help though," Kazooie grumbled.

-

Olimar's vehicle putted through the countryside slowly while he used his vehicle's radar to detect the signs of the lost pig. "Lil Piggy… Where are you?" he said to no one in particular. Then the radar started giving off strong signals. "Ah, looks like there is a pig around here!"

Following the direction of where the radar is leading him, Olimar eventually came to a large pile of straw that seems to be breathing with life. "Uh? Looks like he's underneath here," he thought. He got off his vehicle and approached the straw pile and then started pulling them away until they were all down, and he was shocked to find what was behind it. "Oh my!"

He had found a pig, but calling it a pig was actually an understatement. Rather, he had found a boar that was as big as a van. The boar also wore a large collar that fitted perfectly around the neck and the sign that was dangling on the side of the collar had the name Lil Piggy written on it. "This is the pig I should be searching for…?" Olimar said in disbelief. "How do I bring it back to the madam…?"

"Aha! I dude you at last!" said a voice. Olimar turned around to see a boring-looking hobo driving up in a rather simple-looking car. The guy got out from his vehicle and ran up to the sleeping boar and, without thinking twice, kicked it in the nose and shouted to it, "Dude up, dude! I'm here to dude you back your dude! Dude up before I dude you!"

Lil Piggy slowly opened his eyes to reveal his blood red pupils, and annoyed at the fact that he was kicked awake; the boar slowly rose to his feet and breathed heavily. Olimar backed off a couple of steps out of fear and quickly returned to his vehicle first. "I have a bad feeling about this…" he thought.

"Okay, now dude with me so that I can dude you back your dude and dude some dude in return!" the dude said. "Do you hear me, you fat ugly dude?"

Lil Piggy then snorted loudly and suddenly charged forward, ramming the dude over his vehicle and then the horizon, but the boar did not stop there; he turned to Olimar and eyed him angrily. "Oh my… I better make a run for it…" Olimar thought, and he quickly u-turned and zoomed off, but the boar let out another loud snort and ran after him. "HELP!!!!"

And the chase across the countryside was on…

-

"A job well done," Mario said as he drove their vehicle down the road after delivering the turnips to the farm. "Let's-a go look-a for other jobs then."

"Yeah, we better not get left behind too much," Luigi said.

As they were going to cross the street, Olimar suddenly zoomed past them with Lil Piggy chasing after him. "What-a wuz that-a?!" Mario gasped.

-

"So I throw down these apples and you have to catch them!" an anthropomorphic monkey said from the top of an apple tree to some participants down below. Note that ROB is also one of them, but that's not important for now. "The one to catch the most apples gets the highest point!"

"HELP!!!" screamed Olimar as he zoomed past the front of the tree. Lil Piggy came running in afterwards and charged down several rows of apple trees in the process and the monkey crashed down to the ground face first and the apples all bonked on top of his head.

-

Ms. Swiney-Butt had just whipped up a plate of indescribable food and she brought it outside. "Lil Piggy may be back any time soon," she thought. "I better prepare his favorite meal to give him a warm welcome." Then she heard a loud sound and looked in that direction to see Olimar zooming towards her, but what interested her most was the boar behind him. "Lil Piggy!"

"Get this guy away from me!!!" Olimar screamed. He continued driving past Ms. Swiney-Butt, as well as the boar. But suddenly, the boar stopped to sniff the air, and then he turned around and ran up to the dish that Ms. Swiney-Butt had prepared for him and began dining on it happily.

"Lil Piggy! I'm so glad to see you again!" Ms. Swiney-Butt said while giving him a hug. "You must be hungry! Eat them all up and I'll make more if it isn't enough!"

Olimar slowly drove back to Ms. Swiney-Butt and he was still trembling all over. "I… brought him… back…"

"You're my hero!" Ms. Swiney-Butt said happily. "How can I ever thank you?"

"I just… want the… point…"

"Oh yes! I almost forgot about that!" she said. "Show me your participant card!" Olimar showed her his card and she also got out a strange pen-like device. A beam of light came out from the tip and when it hit the surface of the card, holographic numbers became visible on it. "Here you are! And here's an extra reward!" She picked him up and gave him a big kiss on the helmet.

-

Elsewhere…

"No! No! Stop! Don't!!!" screamed a guy who was on the ground backing off from a shadow loomed over him.

Then a giant claw came down on him.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

The now bloodied claw went back to its original position as a man with a happy but psychotic expression and messy hairdo said under his breath, "Fail… harder!"

TO BE CONTINUED

I sure did a lot in this chapter, but there is bound to more chaos and wackiness ensuing in this somewhat abnormal farmland. Stay tune for more craziness as the first round continues until the next day!

PROFILES OF WONDERFUL AND GREAT INVENTORS

Meta-Knight
Age: Unknown
Favorite Food: tomatoes, milk
Like: Engineering, admiring himself in the mirror
Dislike: Dishonor, uncouth manners
Bio: Meta-Knight is the loyal bodyguard of King Dedede, but he once worked as one of the elite engineers of Great Tech City. After a series of chaotic events involving the Smashers and the government, he gave up his position in Great Tech City and returned to working under the king again.

Halberd Rider
Description: Looks almost exactly like the Halberd, but much smaller in appearance and has a driver's cockpit at the front. The wings are normally withdrawn into the body, but can be called out at will.
Features: Wings used for flight and defensive purposes, laser turrets, air cannon, extendable claw

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Captain Olimar
Age: 30s
Favorite Food: Pikpik carrots (a type carrot alien to Tooneria)
Like: Observing animal and plant life
Dislike: Anything scary and dangerous
Bio: An extraterrestrial being from the planet of Hocotate, Olimar works as a biologist and also a freight carrier. In order to satisfy his endless curiosity towards animals and plants, he came to Tooneria and had been living on the planet for quite a while. He carries with him seeds that can be instantly grown into strange life forms called Pikmins and they follow his order without questions. It is unsure where Pikmins come from, but they're definitely not from Tooneria or Hocotate.

Hocotate Mobile
Description: A vehicle shaped like a rocket. It is yellow in color but its head is red.
Features: Radar that detects life, rocket-powered engine that allows high speed travel and even flight, Pikmin launcher from the front of the vehicle