A/N lol chapter 3 of EPIC is now!!1one! I don't know but maybe this will be very long wouldn't that be AMAZING!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I only own 1 person in this chapter Kiazaru Lilandra is my OC NO STEELING!
Ok so now Phenix is loking for a way to get Edgeworth back because he died and stuff in chapter 2 in case you forgot (AN LOL DID YOU FORGET??one) So he went t the mangic dragon on the snowy mountain thatg is also magic and asked him but he had to go on a QUEST first like OH EM GEE.
So ok hes on a quest. The dragon say he has to get a magic MAGICAL atternry badge from the heart of MORDOR!! (lol do you get it MORDOR like with Frodo and lotr!! AWESOME) So Phenix say "But 1 does not simply walk into MORDOR dragon!! And dragon say sSHUT UP FOO and smack him on his brain. So Phenix said ok I will go to mordor just leave my brain alone.
So Phenix headed to MORDOR which happened to be right next to the magical land where Phenix was prince/king which had always been kind of inconvineent because of all the evil that randomly wandered over the boarder. ANYWAY when he got there there was a big WALL that kept them from getting in!!111eleven! So phenix was all "HOW DO I GET IN?? and ALL OF A SUDDEN the sky opened and an amazing person came down!! AMAZING PERSON!
Ok so this amazing persons name was Kiazaru Lilandra and she was BEAUTIFUL so beautiful that there are no words to describe her loveliness she was like the sun and the moon and the ocean and everything that is beautifl KIAZARU LILANDRA!! (A/N Kiazaru Lilandra is MYNE character MINE IF YOU STEEL I keel YOU! OMG!) (A/N Kiazaru Lilandra is very beautiful BEAUTIFUL and she is tall and strong but has curves in all the wright places was a D34 with a small waist stunning legs, a beautiful BEAUTIFUL smile and marvelous personality! An she wears like a kimono only with a rlly high slit on one lieg but not slutty because she is a lady!) (A/N ALSO she is an avatar!!)
So Kiazaru Lilandra loked at Phenix with her amazing eyes that are every color ever because they change when she changes moods!! AMZING KIAZARU LILANDRA!! And Phenix say who are you beautiful amazing person? AND she said "my name is KIAZARU LILANDRA and I am here to help you get into MORDOR1
So Phenix say HOW will you do that?? And Kiazaru Lilandra said I can do amzing things like BREAK DOWN THE WALLS WITH MY EARTHBENDING!! And Phenix say WHAT is earthbending and she said its SOMETHING AWESOME that I can do because I am KIAZARU LILANDRA!!11one! So she knocked down the walls and they simply walked into Mordor.
JUST LIKE THAT
And then Phenix loked and THERE! Mt Doom and at the tippity top was the mangic atterny badge! But there was lava and death and RAWR between them and the attorney badge wich was at the tippity top! So he said "OH NO how will I get the magic badge now?? But KIAZARU LILANDRA said I will fly us there! (AN Kiazaru Lilandra is so amazing that she can fly and teleport and everything!! So Kiazaru Lilandra piked up Phenix and flew into the air as if she were using a magical jetpack only WAY more graceful! And Phenix was like WTF and then she dropped him off at the top and he took the magical atterny badge
BUT THEN a rock came out of nowhere and started rolling after Phenix and he said HALP! And Kiazaru Lilandra came down fromm the sky and piked him up agine and flew all the way back to the dragon!! And then they landed and the dragon said DO YOU HAVE THE BADGE in a loud scary voice and they said YES WE DO back. And the dragon loked at Kiazaru Lilandra and thought she was beautiful and wanted to marry her but anyways back to the story.
Phenix handed the badge to the dragon who began to sparkle and change shape and he turned into a MAN whos name is KLAVIER! And Klavier said thank you Phenix and Kiazaru Lilandra, for breaking my curse. And Phenix say yes Ok but now tell me how to bring Edgeworth back and Klavier say FIRST I MUST MARRY KIAZARU LILANDRA!! And they were married (A/N KIAZARU LILANDRA and Klavier are MENT TO BE!!1 Ther love is 4EVER!) and Phenix watched them get married and then they had sex. But Phenix didn't watch that part.
And Phenix say Ok you are married now tell me how to bring Edgeworth back and Kalvier the magical dragon said THAT IS EASY! Just kiss him and he will come back to life ! and then he went back to making sweet lobve to KIAZARU LILANDRA. So Phenix went back to wher Edgeworth was in the glass thing and lifted the top and kissed him Hard and passionate and Edgeworth wake up! AND then Edgeworth say "What tok you so long and they did it. Right there in the glass coffin and it was beautiful.
THE END??
Lol not rlly. New chapter up later!!