Hello again~

This was requested by 'TheRedHeadGuy'

Pairing: Seme!Natsu x Uke!Gajeel (Natseel)

Rating: K+

"You've never kissed anyone Gajeel," Levy asked, bewildered out of her mind. She was half way out of her seat across from the iron dragon slayer.

A blushing Gajeel replied in a whisper, "Hai, hai, now keep it down will ya shrimp," Gajeel sideglanced to the sides, "I still don't trust these people with this information."

Just then, a new voice entered the conversation, "Why is Gajeel-kun blushing?"

Her sudden appearance caused the raven dragon slayer to turn around quickly. He was about to make up a lie when Levy cut him off by saying, "Because he's never kissed anyone before."

Juvia looked at Gajeel in surprise, "Gajeel-kun has never kissed anyone before?"

"W-Well that's because-" He started to say shyly.

"Who's never kissed anyone before?" Another new voice popped up from Gajeel's right. The three looked over to see Erza with a highly curious expression.

Just as Gajeel was about to say something, Juvia cut in while pointing to the blushing raven, "Gajeel-kun."

"Juvia!" Gajeel exclaimed, his blush turning to a darker shade of red.

Erza crossed her arms and shook her head with a smile, "Never would have suspected."

"The hell's that supposed to mean," Gajeel shot back.

"Never suspected what Erza?"

The four looked over to the right side of the round table to find Mira, who just placed a few alcoholic beverages to the table next to them.

"Nothin-" Gajeel started but was once again cut off.

Erza stuck her thumb out at the blushing iron dragon slayer, "Gajeel has never kissed anyone before."

Gajeel groaned loudly, slamming his head on the table. He only looked up when he felt someone patting his head.

"It's okay Gajeel-san, you'll kiss someone eventually," Wendy said in a sweet voice.

Gajeel's eye twitched. He pushed her hand away from his head and replied in a murderous voice, "Well I bet you've never kissed anyone before either!"

"Who's never *hic* kissed anyone before?"

Gajeel growled while ducking his blushing head down as Cana appeared on the table with a barrel of alcohol sitting cozily on her lap.

"Well, whoever is their first kiss will never be as beautiful as I; the queen of the fairies," Evergreen said while she fanned herself, a smug smirk upon her face.

Gajeel slammed his crimson face into his hands, wishing he had never said anything in the first place.

That's when a familiar voice asked, "What's wrong with Iron Head?"

Gajeel slammed his hands on table, roughly getting out of his seat, determined to answer before the girls, "It's none of your damn business!"

Natsu put his hands up in a mock surrender, "Well sorry for caring."

The raven was about to retort when the girls around the table said in unison, "Gajeel (-kun/-san) has never kissed anyone." "His lips are virgins (Cana)."

"Pft, is that all?" Natsu asked with a slight chuckle.

The blushing raven fell back into his seat with an embarrassed nod of his head, his elbows on his knees while his hands covered his face.

That's when Gajeel felt gentle hands pull his own away from his pierced face. He didn't have time to comprehend who was holding his hands when all of a sudden, a pair of warm lips crashed into his own.

Gajeel's eyes widened and his blush intensified at the foreign feeling. It lasted a moment before the culprit pulled back slowly; revealing cat-like green eyes, a fanded smile, and pink hair.

Natsu released a (blushing/ shocked) Gajeel's hands before smirking at the raven with a wink, "Not bad for a first timer," He grabbed Gajeel's chin, lifting his head up to whisper into the pierced ear, "But you might want to kiss back next time."

Giving his ear a final nip, Natsu released Gajeel and walked away with a backwards wave.

"Well that was *hic* unexpected, " Cana commented, the other girls nodding their heads in agreement as they watched Gajeel's brain finally catch up to what just happened.

Hoped you liked it, 'TheRedHeadGuy'!

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