Ok so I know I took forever and a day to update this bugger, but school has really put it on me this year so just bear with me. Also, BrittanySeville18 helped with this chapter. Can you believe I got writer's block? But yeah, here you are.

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Dare # 4- Lunchroom Kiss

The Chipmunks and Chipettes were sitting at a lunch table during lunch talking about Alvin's soccer game that took place the day before.

"That was a great game, Alvin," Jeanette said. "I should go to more."

Alvin smiled. "Yes you should. No one ever gets enough of me kicking butt," he said.

Simon rolled his eyes. "You and your ego," was all he said.

Alvin shrugged. "What can I say? I'm awesome."

Theodore arched an eye brow. "I think that's only in your mind," he said and Alvin shot him a look.

Brittany smirked. "Well, it's not like he doesn't have a point."

Alvin rolled his eyes. "Did you guys just come here to insult me?" Eleanor laughed and grabbed his hand. "So, anyway, did Eleanor tell you two about the dare she did the other day?" Alvin asked Brittany and Jeanette.

"Oh, God, yes she did," Brittany said.

"I can't believe you made her do that," Jeanette said.

Alvin simply laughed. "It was just too good. You just had to see it."

Simon smiled. "Well, I don't think Dave got a kick out of it," he pointed out.

Jeanette shook her head. "Imagine how Dave is going to feel toward her from now on."

"Thank you!" Eleanor said. She arched an eye brow at Alvin. "I tried to tell him that, but no, he just would change the dare."

Alvin chuckled. "Dave will be fine. I'll tell him it was a joke," he assured her.

Eleanor shook her head. "God, Alvin, you always dish out these terrible dares."

"But you end loving them in the end," he replied.

Brittany arched an eye brow. "What you need is a taste of your own medicine," she declared.

Alvin arched an eye brow of his own. "Is that so?" He smirked.

She nodded. "That's right. Someone needs to hit you with your own trick tenfold and then maybe you'll reconsider what you dare people to do."

He sat back in his chair and crossed his arms. "Oh, that will never happen," he assured her.

A smirk appeared on Brittany's face. "Never say never because it's bound to happen one day, Seville," she said. Then she turned to Jeanette. "Make it happen, Jeanette."

Jeanette blinked and looked at her. "What?"

Alvin laughed slightly. "What?"

Theodore furrowed his eye brows in confusion. "Why Jeanette?" he asked.

Brittany did her signature flipping of her hair over her shoulder and faced him. "Well, if it was one of us, we would focus on hurting him…or at least I would." Alvin rolled his eyes. "But that won't last long at all. He needs to do something that won't hurt him, but embarrass him and keep the school talking for weeks to come." She smiled.

Jeanette shook her head. "And you think I can give him something that will cause that?" she asked, a bit skeptical.

Brittany looked at her. "Well, do you want to hurt him?"

"Um, no," Jeanette replied.

"Then give him an embarrassing dare."

Alvin smiled. "Don't worry, Jeanette, you won't embarrass me too much," he said and Eleanor rolled her eyes.

Jeanette eyed him for a moment before smiling. "I think I have the perfect dare for you," she said.

Alvin nodded with a smug smile. "Let me have it."

The rest of them listened closely. Jeanette motioned behind him. "I dare you to kiss Miss Patterson," she said.

The rest of them gasped and Alvin's smiled faded immediately. "Do what?" he asked.

Miss Patterson was their old and bitter lunch lady. She was about 60 years old and she hated kids. No one understood why she worked at the school if she disliked kids, but she did. Jeanette smiled and said, "I dare you to kiss the lunch lady."

Brittany started laughing. "Damn! Now that is a good dare," she said and Alvin glared at her.

Theodore smirked. "Well, Alvin, a dare is a dare. You have to do it."

Alvin arched an eye brow. "No I don't," he declared.

Eleanor arched an eye brow of her own. "Excuse me? You made me do that dare with Dave, so you have to do this one."

Brittany smirked. "That is, unless you're scared."

Alvin eyed her like she was crazy. "I am not scared," he said.

"Then prove it," Simon jumped in. Jeanette simply smiled.

Alvin just looked at all of them before rolling his eyes and standing. "Fine, I'll do it." They all smiled.

"Wait, Alvin, before you go," Jeanette started, "there is one little thing."

"And what's that?"

She giggled, and then said, "You have to kiss her on the lips."

After hearing that, all of them, minus Alvin, burst out laughing. "Oh, now that's cruel," Simon said between laughs. Alvin just stared at them, not finding any of this very amusing.

But he did agree with Simon as he nodded. "Yes it is, and I'm not doing it," he said.

"Alvin, don't be a bad sport," Theodore said.

Alvin rolled his eyes. "I'm not being a bad sport. That's just gross. I refuse to kiss a bitter old lady on the lips. It's freaky," he said.

Brittany smiled and looked at Jeanette. "He can't handle it," she purposely said loud enough for him to hear and Jeanette just shrugged.

"I suppose not," she replied. Eleanor smiled slightly, knowing exactly what they were doing.

Alvin frowned. "I can so!" he argued.

They looked up at him for a moment before looking back at each other and shaking their heads. Eleanor giggled and Simon and Theodore simply smiled.

Alvin's frown deepened. "You know what, fine, I'll do it, but I don't wanna hear one complaint when I give either of you a dare," he said.

"Yeah, sure, whatever, just go," Brittany said, rolling her eyes.

He blew out a breath. "Alright, here goes nothing." He then walked away from the table toward the line.

Brittany smirked and looked at Simon and Theodore. "One of you follow and take a picture to have proof that he did it," she said.

Theodore smiled and stood. "I'm on it," he said and followed Alvin.

Alvin slowly approached the lunch line and Miss Patterson. All the while, he mentally prepared himself for what he was about to do. Though he hated to do this, he had to admit that was a good dare and he was a bit shocked that Jeanette came up with one so good. He knew he had to get her back though, but he didn't have to think about it as he finally arrived at his destination. He blew out a breath. 'Ok, here goes,' he thought. Theodore stood a short distance away with his camera ready.

At the moment, Miss Patterson hadn't noticed Alvin. To make himself known, he cleared his throat. "Hey, Miss Patterson," he said casually with a smile.

Miss Patterson finally looked up and when she saw him, she did not smile. "What do you want?" she asked grumpily.

Alvin leaned on the counter. "I just wanted to see how you were doing today." He continued to smile.

Miss Patterson wasn't impressed as she just stared at him.

"Come on, Miss Patterson, I'm just trying to be nice here. Can I please get a response?" he asked sweetly.

Miss Patterson narrowed her eyes. "I've had better days," she finally said.

"Aw, well I'm sorry to hear that. Is there anything I could do to make your day better?"

"You can leave," she stated.

He chuckled and nodded. "Yes, well I know that's an option, but I really wanted to talk to you, Miss Patterson."

"I don't have time for talking."

He smiled. "Sure you do. You're not doing anything now, so why not talk to me?"

She scowled. "I don't want to talk to…"

He moved closer suddenly. "You look really nice today," he said, interrupting her.

"Go away," was all she said.

"But Miss Patterson, that's the complete opposite of what I want to do."

She glared at him. "I don't care."

He nodded. "Ok, but before I go, could I at least tell you what I want to do?" he asked.

"No," she deadpanned.

He crossed his arms and stood there. "Well, then I'm not leaving. Not until you let me tell you," he said in a childish manner.

That irritated her even more as her glare worsened. Finally, she huffed. "Fine, what do you want to do?" she asked, willing to listen to something she cared nothing for if that was the only way to get him to leave her be.

'Alright, let me get this over with,' Alvin thought and groaned inwardly. Instead of answering her question with words, as she originally thought he would (and probably would've preferred), he leaned forward and gave her a quick kiss.

Theodore's jaw dropped from shock, but he did manage to take the picture. Then he quickly went back to the table.

Alvin thought he was going to be sick, but he managed to keep his cool as he smiled at her. "Bye, Miss Patterson," was all he said and he turned and left, leaving a frozen lunch lady.

Alvin walked back to the table and sat down looking extremely calm. He was also very quiet. Everyone stared at him with smiles on their faces. "So…" Eleanor started.

Before she could finish, Alvin raised his hand and shook his head, telling her not to say a thing to him.

They eyed him.

"Are you o-," Simon started, but Alvin did the same thing to him.

Alvin lowered his hand slowly, and picked up his fork. He picked at his salad. Once he had a decent amount, he lifted it to eye level. Everyone still watched him, silent.

"I think my dare was a little too much for him," Jeanette whispered.

Alvin's mind soon processed what he did. 'I kissed the lunch lady!' With that thought playing repeatedly, his eyes rolled back into his head and he fell out of his chair onto the floor, passed out.

Everyone jumped in surprise once he hit the floor, and then stared at him. "I think you're right," Simon said a moment later.

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Ok how was it? Was it worth the wait? Be sure to keep the dares coming. I already have two more dares that I gotta write but I still want more.

Jade